Ichigo in What's-it-Land?
Summary-What happens when Ichigo is walking home from school and falls down an unusually large hole? Your just gonna have to read and find out!
DISCLAIMER: Sadly I don't own anything...but Tite seems to be doing a pretty good job!;p
Chapter 1- Entering What's-it-Land
Walking home from school alone is a lot more boring then it ever was. I used to walk home alone plenty of times until I had a midget to keep me entertained. I wonder why she didn't come to school today anyway? It was so quiet all I could here was my feet dragging against the sidewalk with every step. I felt as if this walk would never end when something unusual caught my eye. To the right of me was a park with an empty playground and a line of trees behind it. Between the playground and the tree line was a massive hole. It looked like a chunk of land had been ripped from the earth.
I cautiously walked towards it to investigate and mainly to cease my boredom. I leaned over and peeked into the ditch and all I saw was pure blackness. The hole must have been pretty deep because I stuck my arm in and could tell that it went miles down. Just as I was about to pull my arm out of the hole and resume my walk home something pulled me in. I was surprised that the something pulled me with such force that I didn't realize I was falling until I looked around and saw dirt and roots rushing passed. I cursed myself for not having my deputy badge and waited for the landing to hurt. About ten minutes later and I still didn't hit the bottom I started to be bored again.
When I felt that I'd never reach the bottom and would be falling forever I landed on someone. I half hoped it was the bastard that pulled me in this damn hole but as I looked around all I saw was a chappy bunny stuffed animal. I scoffed as I thought of Rukia squealing my ears off and cursing at me for landing on it. As I looked around further it seemed I was a lot farther down then I thought. I looked up to see a light that looked like a star in the night sky. Crap this isn't good. There was the wall of the hole behind me and in front of me was looming darkness. I hoped that this wasn't home to a large animal as I took a step into complete darkness. I was getting really ticked off when there wasn't any light ahead and was almost certain that this walk through blackness was gonna be longer than the fall into this hellhole. I took a few more steps and to my surprise I saw a light ahead with a table. I reached the table and saw a bottle with a tag that said, "Drink Me" on it in strangely familiar writing. Maybe it's just me but when you fall down a hole and find a table with a strange bottle that says, "Drink Me" on it you well as hell don't drink it. I saw a tiny door and thought how I am supposed to get through that. Then I thought of the strange bottle on the table. Why was this feeling familiar?
I was about to take the bottle and drink it when I decided to screw this. I kicked the tiny door in and knew there was no way I was getting through it so I began busting down the wall with the metal table. This worked quite well and I soon saw what lay before me. Holy crap! What the heck was going on here? Wait... I started to laugh. This was a dream! It had to be because what was in front of me was unbelievable. There was a grassy field with flowers and wild mushrooms growing everywhere. If you looked farther there was a castle in the distance. What really made me think I was dreaming was when I looked down I was wearing a blue maid dress. Wait what the heck! I don't remember changing and definitely not into this! I gotta get a change of clothes before somebody sees me like this! I turned 360 degrees and all I saw was the castle so I started to run. This didn't last long when I saw what kind of shoes I was wearing.
Now I was really pissed. I ripped off the black slipper things and the long white socks and chucked them into wherever this desolate wasteland is. I couldn't take this anymore! I looked around and to my relief I saw some ripped pants. Making sure no one was around I started to strip off this awful dress and put on the ragged pants. Okay I have to admit that the pants were a lot more torn then I had thought but it wasn't that bad. I looked down. Okay it was horrible and barely covered anything that was necessary to be covered. I picked up the dress and tied it around my waist to cover what wasn't. Great now I looked like I've been traveling around for centuries with this get up. I sighed and continued on to the castle. Getting hotter and more irritated with every step I finally made it to the castle. For a picture perfect castle in the middle of a field of green it was damn hot. I was hungry, thirsty, angry, hot, irritated and I looked like a wannabe stripper so when I knocked on the castle door and saw this you can't blame me for freaking out. The person who answered the door was...was...was...
So I decided to make you read the next chapter to find out who opens the door!:D This is my first fan fiction so review and tell me if you like it and how I can make it better! Thanks for reading and I'll update soon as possible! Wish me luck and please review for encouragement to write the next chapter!