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D'Void skipped merrily from his citadel in the Null Void, stopping when he saw those darn nameless rebel forces gathered around him. Ben Tennyson was nowhere present, of course. And neither was anyone else deemed irrelevant to the contrived, repetitively themed plot.
"You guys are dead meat," said D'Void. "All I have to do to murder you instantly is call upon my massive Null Guardian army with my kormite fueled super powers which give me mass control over these big, ugly, dumb suckers!" He laughed sadistically. "Oh, wait. I mean, I suggest things to them and they obey me because they love me unconditionally and we're all a very close-knit family." He shrugged. "Something amusingly twisted and weebishly kawaii like that."
A sudden strike of his dear old blackened ticker caused him to gasp in shock and fall down while looking wounded. Internally, not externally.
Manny and Helen appeared out of an unspecified location.
"You suck, D'Void! And so does your Mary Sue! Which I JUST KILLED!" Manny yelled triumphantly, brandishing his multiple smoking guns.
"Oh noes, my Sue died! AGAIN! My love for her is so strong, I psychically felt her tragically getting killed by that alien black guy who usually kills her tragically," he sobbed hysterically. He shook his fist. "I hate that guy so much!" His face fell and took on a magnificently sexy sullenness. "NOW WHAT SHALL I DO?"
Seventy five more Mary Sue Null Guardians appeared and caused him to shriek with glee. He hugged them all. At once. Don't ask how. It's cute, and cuteness needs no logic.
Manny and Helen screamed until their lungs deflated.
"An unexpected happy ending," he shouted with many soulful tears in his beautiful yellow eyes.
"Not for us," Helen mumbled.
"Nope, I ain't goin' through this again!" Manny said while putting three guns to his head.
Helen grabbed all three of his arms. Because she had two arms and a prehensile tail. "NO, MANNY, DON'T! You can't leave me alone with these freaks!"
"Let go, Helen!"
Manny struggled and accidentally stepped off a cliff, plunging both himself and Helen to their untimely but solemnly accepted deaths. Let's not kid ourselves, they were better off dead.
The END
