dave:
all these stupid feelings in my head like a bastard that fucks up your mind and hits you right in the heart. i don't give a shit about what people think about me until i began to slowly fall for a stupid fucker like him. dammit. karkat and john are so fucking similar in so many ways so what if i "accidently" mix the two fuckers up. you cant blame me for this god damn shit. like seriously. you would mix the two up as well. i was fucking blind folded and in a dark room with john (don't ask why). he fucking walks out on me and kk walks in. how was i suppose to know the asshole had walked out. for fuck sakes i could've mistake nepeta for john. there is so much fucking small people in this god damn world and john just do happens to be the many of them all. what the fuck am i suppose to say or do when you have a guy kissing all over you THAT FEELS LIKE JOHN. now johns all fucking mad at me because kk was kissing me. well god damn of course he was. who wouldn't want these fucking strider lips of mine. they are heavenly. karkat just wants me as bad as fucking john does and that sucks. its not my fault i have every single bitch from miles wanting onto my dick. now im just fucking ranting about shit that doesn't matter AT ALL. moral of the story... johns an ass that left me for karkats doing and karkat just fucked up my relationship. come on john its not like i fucked the guy i mean come on.. he just a friend that wants to get in my pants and did it in the wrong way. the kiss wasn't consentful. is consentful even a word? like what the hell... consentful... consentful being a word is like bigfoot actually having big god damn feet. or john actually being gay... im getting side tracked. im just fucking freaking out about how john has reacted. i mean bro like are you fucking serious who reacts that way. who is really even reading this? whoever is reading this doesn't give a fuck about my love life... im just rambling on and on about this guy that had left me because of some stupid shit that has nothing to do with any one you people... does this entertain you? does my misery give her pure joy and happiness. i hope you fuckers it does.. you stupid pieces of shit. look at me. im just a guy in love with a nerd that left him because of a troll. does that sound like the best fucking love story you have ever heard? im fucking so pissed i can make a fucking rap about it. im so tired of this shit. why am i even typing out my feelings like this. like god damn this emotional train reck of a story is just so fucking stupid. i am so sad right now... hah got you. you actually think that this strider is sad. fuck that. im a little disappointed obviously but im not sad. john doesn't make me sad. im just gonna head to the bar because that's all im good for. god dammit
-D-stri