I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. For the ten thousandth time. Talk about beating a dead horse. Er, dead Null Guardian.
D'Void watched as his precious mother!Sue died tragically by Manny Armstrong's senseless hands. All three of them. He watched in the utmost shock and horror as his sad little baby-momma-daughter Null Guardian tragically died...for what seemed to be the millionth time, but who's counting.
"Oh no! MY BABY DEAD AGAIN!" he yelled. "I shall be angry before sobbing hysterically because that somehow subverts everything that has transpired leading up to this point and makes it completely in character! Haters can SUCK IT! And not in the sexy and less threatening yaoi fetishization fantasy kind of way which I staunchly prefer. The icky real life human way which is yucky and sinful to my deeply conservative moral sensibilities." He shook his fists at the Helpers. "You'll pay for murdering my amazing Mary Sue and attempting to...wait, LINE!" He squinted at a cue card somebody in the back was holding up. "Liberate my slaves in the Null Void!"
Two more of D'Void's hideous Mary Sue babies showed up and began to sob hysterically, like always. Can't get enough of it.
"Don't cry, my babbys! Daddums, or Grandaddums, whichever I am right now, will always be with you. I'll never leave you, forever and never ever! You might even say...FIVEever!" D'Void assured as he carried his precious burps to their custom designed baby crib, made especially for them. Which is oh so cute and cuddly. And more importantly, illogical. "Now we shall go have an elaborate funeral and bury the tragically dead again in the convenient cemetery that exists here. Because it does."
So he did.
He then decided to go take a nap.
Yeah, that's what happened. There is no attempt at logic, nor continuity here at all.
And then he woke up. He gasped!
He saw his precious turds on the dug up, dirt covered, slowly rotting and bloating corpse of their dead mommy. That's not incredibly gross, both isturbing and highly unsanitary at all. It's cute! Right? RIGHT?!
Eh, it is in my disturbed and narrow little world. That's good enough.
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