It was your average day in the Aperture Household.
Chell had been sleeping soundly in her bedroom... At least until…
"You little idiot!"
"I didn't mean it! It was just sitting there, and I didn't see it! I was just walking along, minding my own business when it leaped at me!"
"Glasses of water can't leap, Moron. You obviously knocked it over with your absurdly long and hideous limbs!"
"Well you're the one who put me in this bloody body! Why couldn't you have put me in something more handsome!"
Chell facepalmed, rolled out of bed and went to resolve the argument.
"You don't deserve anything good! You can't even see without these things!"
GLaDOS plucked the glasses from Wheatley's face and held them away from him, while holding him back with her other hand.
"Hey! Give those back! I'll tell Chell!" Wheatley complained.
"You can't even find your way to her room without your glasses!" GLaDOS retorted.
Chell silently snuck up behind GLaDOS, plucked the glasses from her hand, and stood between the two, giving them both her best death glare.
Chell then handed a slip of paper to GLaDOS, and watched her as she read it.
What is going on here?
Immediately both androids pointed to each other, both speaking at the same time.
"He did it."
"She did it."
Chell roughly shoved Wheatley's glasses back into his hand, and started writing on her pad. When she was done, she handed the pad to GLaDOS and crossed her arms.
I don't care who did it, but why did you feel the need to wake me up when you both knew I was tired?
"The moron spilt water all over my hard work! Now I have to start over!" GLaDOS spat at him.
"I AM NOT A MORON!"
"Yes you are!"
"No I'm not!"
Wheatley lunged for the other AI's throat and landed on top of her.
"Get this imbecile off me!"
"I'll get off you if you stop calling me a moron!"
"But it's the truth!"
Chell pried the two apart from each other for the second time in a five minute span.
The two robots turned away from each other, and Chell facepalmed again. They were both acting incredibly childish.
Chell roughly shoved a note in GLaDOS's face.
You shouldn't have left your water sitting in a place like that, and then none of this would have happened.
Wheatley sniggered at GLaDOS's reaction to the note, and then said in a sing-song voice:
"Gladdy is in trouble, Gladdy is in trouble!"
Chell glared at him again, causing him to shut up instantly. She then gave Wheatley a note of his own to read, causing his grin to turn to a frown.
You shouldn't have been around GLaDOS while she was trying to work.
GLaDOS let out a chuckle at his expense, causing her to earn another death glare of her own.
Chell then left a note on the table next to them and stormed back to her room.
They both leaned over the note to read it, and they both gasped with horror at the end of the message.
I'm going back bed. If anyone disturbs me, they get kicked out of the house.
P.S. You two bicker like a married couple.
They both glared at each other then stormed back to their respective spots.
Wheatley planted himself on the couch.
GLaDOS went to fix her ruined work.
The whole time, both spewing insults in the other's direction.
"Moron."
"Cow."
"Imbecile."
"Bitch."
They heard an angry thump from the direction of Chell's room, warning them.
They both shut up.