Prologue

Because Everybody does Akatsuki Kittens

A box.

A box full of oddly colored kittens.

Fiona had quite a few ideas what to do with them but even her sadistic heart could not bear with the thought of her mother finding them. The woman had strict no pets allowed rule. The blonde sighed. It wasn't her fault that she found them in her basement. She even bet they were from the same litter, their weird ass coloration be damned.

Maybe she should start from the beginning.

Her name was Fiona Johnson and she wasn't exactly the typical blonde bimbo with azure blue eyes, tanned skin and plumb kissable lips. She was a miscreant- the type that made every single one of her teachers tear their hair and fellow students to steer clear of her. Not many people had the patience to deal with a self-declared super villain. Apart from her fellow rival and nemesis, Leopold, everyone else seemed to steer clear of her, fearing a random burst of …something. After all, an idle mind was the devil's playground and when one was a genius, the playground could easily be compared to an intergalactic battlefield of ginormous proportions.

So, it had been yet another lovely early summer day when she had decided to check up on some of her things in the basement when she had heard some pretty suspicious sounding shuffling sounds. When she had found the source the shuffling had promptly stopped. Ten large pairs of amazingly cute kitten eyes were looking up at her, oddly attentive. It might have been the fact her hair was still a bit of an uncombed mess, with wavy large curls and that she had a pen stuck behind one ear. Hell, it might have even been her flashlight. Or maybe it was the fact she was just in her pajama shorts and nothing but her cute pink hello kitty bra to cover and hold up her huge twin melons. It was summer, it was hot and hell, this was her house!

'Oh.' Was the only thing she said after blinking sheepishly at the litter of mutant kittens. Fia kneeled and promptly grabbed one, ignoring the hissing and clawing. They stared at each other, the girl observing its weird not quite white fur and its strange eyes that almost seemed purple in the dim lit basement.

For a while the commotion coming from the box stopped. It was weird and Fia found nothing better to do than use the moment and throw the silver kitten back into the box. She flapped it shut and carried it into her room, her initial devious ideas completely forgotten. When she got to her room she simply placed the box on the floor and with one foot shoved it under her bed.

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It had been exactly three hours since the strange girl had left them in an undisclosed location. Pein was finding it hard to concentrate on formulating a decent escape plan with all of the other members either complaining, fighting amongst themselves or whining. There was a barely visible twitch above his left ginger-ish kitty eyebrow.

'Be quiet!' he hissed dangerously, making a ridiculously cute looking snarl with his cute ginger kitten face.' We have no idea what has happened or where we are! We must be extremely cautious and avoid non-feline behavior.'

'Yay! Tobi is a good kitty!' meowed the black kitten with an orange splat on its face.

'Shut up, Tobi, un! Didn't you hear what Leader-sama said?' Hissed the blond kitten.

Just as another fight was about to break out, all of them heard a door opening and the voices of two pople- the blonde girl and a boy.

'I'm telling you, Leo, they were in my basement. I swear to any deity that is out there that I did not bring then on purpose.'

'What about Subject Five?'

'Hey! That doesn't count and you know it!'

'The neighbors' old dog?

'I was freaking ten!'

'The squirrels that lived across the street up until two weeks ago?'

The blonde growled and there was a smacking sound, followed by some shuffling and struggling.

'Fine! I won't do anything to them.'

'Do you swear?'

'Yes!'

'Swear upon the Bible.'

'I will!'

'Not your lap top, the real Bible!'

'Let me go!'

'Not until I am certain these kittens will survive unharmed and healthy until adulthood.'

'Crazy cat person let me go!'

'Don't let me go upstairs and find you doing inappropriate things under my roof!' that came from the first floor.

'We're just rough housing mom!'

'That's right, Mrs. Johnson, we're not having sex!'

There was something that suspiciously sounded like a kick to the shins.

'God damnit, Leo, now she'll be pestering me for the entire week.'

'Hn.'came his amused reply.

'Fine! I'll keep the kittens nice and healthy, you cocky bastard! But you will have to find homes for them. If my mom finds them they are as good as socks and you know it.'

The boy sighed and not too soon there were shuffling sounds and then the box was moved and the lid was opened to reveal ten tentative and curious gazes.

'Now I'll be damned.' Leopold murmured, running fingers through his hair, looking ever so slightly overwhelmed.

'I know, right? They look exactly as the Akatsuki and-'

'You will not run tests on them or I will skin your Brazilian ass.' Leopold threatened her, with no small amount of killer intent in his voice. 'This is most likely some kind of practical joke, similar to the one from three years ago. The chances this here are the real Akatsuki are about as high as you proclaiming yourself a Death Note core fan. I, personally, don't find it funny in the least. We have a serious case of security breach, not to mention the animal abuse and possible future consequences. Did you check the basement for any clues or signs of breaking and entering?'

There was a silent pause and Leopold sighed. His hazel eyes glared at his blonde companion, who sheepishly grinned, hoping the cuteness factor was enough to appease his foul mood.

'What the hell did you do in the last three hours?' he asked, annoyance seeping from his voice. Fia took a breath to answer but Leo held up a hand. 'Don't tell me, I probably would regret hearing it.'

'For your information, I had a raid with the Koreans. It's progress night, you know.' She stated, an indignant frown on her face and hands on her hips. It would be a good idea to mention that said progress night corresponded with her early morning.

'As I said, I regret hearing it.'

She simply poked her tongue at him. Leopold sighed loudly, tired of their foolish banter and looked again at the kittens. This time their full attention was upon him. It was completely atypical behavior for kittens and he found himself narrowing his eyes suspiciously at them, through straight locks of auburn hair.

He picked up the friendliest looking kitten- the black one with the orange splat on its face. It stretched its tiny paws in his direction, oddly looking as if trying to hug him.

'So, are we starting with the hot and cold water test?' Fia asked eagerly, while taking a real close look of the Tobi-like kitten in Leo's arms. Its dark eyes looked curiously at her intrigued azure ones.

She cringed at the withering glare sent her way, courtesy of Leopold.

A/N: So, do you like it? I think you'll definitely like it, fans of Kitty Akatsuki. After all, its not everyday that you have actual male main character OCs and not just the all-female craps that is flooding the archives as of yet! Please read and leave a review! Thanksies!