New Girl at Hellsing

Chapter 1

"YOU IDIOTS! I CAN'T SEE A THING!"

I was standing at the back of the group, behind all of The Wild Geese. I was the shortest and the ONLY girl in the entire group. But I was the most important person to the group.

"HEY IDIOTS, MOVE!"

They couldn't hear me though. They were too busy talking about the last job.

"My God, you people. I really can't zink of any other way of putting zis, so here et is. Zey're going to be paying us to kill monsters," my cousin, Pip, stated.

We weren't really cousins; I was just adopted by his aunt and uncle when I was ten. We're really like brother and sister though because they died in a fire a year later and I moved in with him. Then Bob, the lieutenant, cut in.

"They're going to be paying us to do what?"

"Hehheheh. Kill monsters you gotta be kiddn' me."

"It's true."

It was a feminine voice coming from the doorway, so everyone turned toward the door.

"These enemies are immortal creatures who sustain themselves by drinking human blood. You're job, gentlemen, is to fight these monsters with bullets, garlic, and holy water. Put a stake through its heart, cut off its head, burn the corpse, scatter the ashes at a crossroads. For further instructions, consult Bram Stoker."

"That's just ridiculous," Mark stated.

"Everyone knows vampires aren't real."

"Then everyone is quite mistaken. Or more accurately, we've helped them maintain a state of blissful ignorance. For over a century, The Hellsing organization has served the British Empire, fighting a secret war against the forces of darkness. The vampire imparticular.* HIMH* For those of you who still need convincing, I give you a genuine vampire."

Then I sensed it. A dead being. I turned toward the west wall of the room, there was a girl standing there. I really couldn't see her that well, but I knew it was a girl. Then, Pip had to walk over there.

"Oh no. You're really a vampire?"

The girl had a really high pitched that gave me a head ache.

"Yes, I am. Hello."

All of The Geese started laughing.

"I get the feeling there laughing at me sir."

I'm guessing 'sir' was the girl talking before.

"Then show them something to make them stop, Police Girl."

"Right of course, sir.*SNAP* Come on."

"If this is supposed to be a vampire, then I'm Frankenstein's monster."

I could sense something bad about to happen. I tried to make my way to the front, towards Pip, but I couldn't. I poked my head up to see the girl flick him across the room. I started giggling.

Next thing I knew, The Wild Geese are pushing me through them. Of course I tripped being clumsy and all. I look up to find a tall, young man standing in front of me, looking down. I quickly stood up, my skirt swishing forward as I do. But my glasses fell off, so I couldn't see straight. I guess the man put my glasses back on my face because I could see straight again.

"Thank you."

"No problem."

I got a better look at his face. He had jet black hair and ageless skin. Not a single a pore. Almost as if he was dead.

"Well, do somezing."

I turned, it was Pip.

"You retard, I'm not going to hurt him. He gave me back my glasses."

Then laughing filled the room. The Geese cringed in fear. I turned to see the nice man cackling like a mad man. He finally calmed down.

"You, hurt me? Ha. That's funny."

"Are you saying that I can't hurt you?"

"Yes."

"Wrong answer."

Then an old man walked into the doorway.

"My deepest apologies, mam'. I did try to stop him."

"These men…..and lady are going to be guarding me while I sleep. I wanted to take their measure."

I realized the old man was Walter C. Dornez, my stepbrother, my younger stepbrother. I ran up and gave him a hug.

"Walllyyyy!"

"Luna?!"

"Yes, Wally?"

"*pppppppfttt*Wally? That's adorable."

"Oh shut up, Alucard. Like you've never had stupid nicknames. ….Don't answer that."

I got off of him.

"You think that my nickname for him is stupid?"

"Yes."

My eye started twitching.

"Why not you go beat him up?"

"Excellent idea, Wally."

I started a squabble with him and The Geese were watching.

I figured out later that evening the girl with the high pitched voice was Seras or Police Girl. That 'sir' was Integral Hellsing or Integra. And the man that picked up my glasses was Alucard. That was my first day at my new job.