Ms. Bitters' New Love
Yes, finally Ms. Bitters is DATING? Dib finally appears after being disappeared by Zimdeenee!
Setting: Classroom
Ms. Bitters: OK KIDS! Today's horrible lesson is about-
A man looking exactly like Ms. Bitters except he has black hair and wears pants walks in.
Ms. Bitters: Haggard!
Everyone looks confused
Haggard: Bitty Boo!
At this point Zim figures out what is going on and his faced is drenched with disgust, Dib's as well, even Gaz looks grossed out
Ms. Bitters: EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION!! This is my boyfriend Haggal Poo!
Zim: Hehe that's nice Ms. Bitters
Haggard slithers over to Zim
Haggard: Are you DIRESPECTING MY GIRLFRIEND!
Zim: Uh, no! Uh, heck no! I'm just uhh... no not at all!
Bitters: Today, you will get a substitute. I am going with Haggle Poo on a special date… It's my birthday
Iggins: No wonder it's thundering and lightning
Thunder sound
Haggard: GOODBYE KIDS!
They leave and slither to a French Café called Les Horrible' Café
Ms. B: I WANT A TABLE AT THIS CAFÉ!!
Waiter anxiously runs up to Ms. B and Haggard and walks them to a table under a dead willow tree.
Waiter: Is this horrible enough ma'am?
Bitters: What's the word I'm looking for?
Haggard: NO!
Waiter runs them over to a table by sludge and a nuclear power plant with UFO's in the bathroom and a Loch Ness in the lake.
Waiter: Is this horrible enough ma'am?
Bitters: What's the word I'm looking for?
Haggard: YES!
Haggard and Bitters sit down and look into the candlelight
Bitters: Remember those horror movies in the theater, voodoo dolls at midnight, and boat rides trough Lake Sludge?
Haggard: How can I forget Bitter Witter Bear Trap!
Waiter walks up.
Waiter: Hello Ms. B what can I get you, and you Mr. Haggard?
The screen goes black and Bitters and Haggard are outside Bitters' house. Zim, Iggins, Gaz, and Keef are in the bush in front of Bitters' house.
Gaz: Thanks Zim.
Zim: For what Earthanoid
Gaz: Disappearing Dib.. Nothing but Game Slave, Game Slave 2, and Pizza
Gaz's eyes get watery
Zim: you are welcome humanoid
Bitters: Well I guess it's time to go back to my HORRIBLE life! Until you come to make it more horrible!
Haggard: Ohh Bitty Witty Machine Gun Gritty!
They are about to kiss when Dib suddenly appears out of the sky and lands plop smack right in the middle of them. They are now both kissing Dib!
Dib: Oh no! Suction cups of Zimdeenee! Ahhh Mommy, me was disappeared! Ahh! Mr. Bitters AHHH! Mr. Haggard! AHHHH! You guys are in my dad's lack oral hygiene group and you're, you're KISSING ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
They stop kissing and Dib plops down on the ground.
Bitters: Dib!
Haggard: DIB!
Dib: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zim and Gaz smile.
Dib runs out of the middle and into his house and immediately start's brushing his teeth. Gaz and Zim are walking away together and Ms. B speeds into her house with Mr. Haggard.
Gaz: Who knows Zim maybe you'll have a girlfriend one day
Zim: I don't know Earthanoid
Gaz: I love that name
Gaz smiles.
Zim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Zim runs into his house and immeadly preps his computer to a full cleaning blast.
Gaz: Men..(shakes her head)
The End...
*****************NOTE*******************
This is NOT a prequel to Gaz's Journal. I am a person fan of Gaz and don't like that writing style.
*************NOTE***********************
If you have any comments from Saragh that is me; or Zinfindale, that is me too!
Yes, finally Ms. Bitters is DATING? Dib finally appears after being disappeared by Zimdeenee!
Setting: Classroom
Ms. Bitters: OK KIDS! Today's horrible lesson is about-
A man looking exactly like Ms. Bitters except he has black hair and wears pants walks in.
Ms. Bitters: Haggard!
Everyone looks confused
Haggard: Bitty Boo!
At this point Zim figures out what is going on and his faced is drenched with disgust, Dib's as well, even Gaz looks grossed out
Ms. Bitters: EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION!! This is my boyfriend Haggal Poo!
Zim: Hehe that's nice Ms. Bitters
Haggard slithers over to Zim
Haggard: Are you DIRESPECTING MY GIRLFRIEND!
Zim: Uh, no! Uh, heck no! I'm just uhh... no not at all!
Bitters: Today, you will get a substitute. I am going with Haggle Poo on a special date… It's my birthday
Iggins: No wonder it's thundering and lightning
Thunder sound
Haggard: GOODBYE KIDS!
They leave and slither to a French Café called Les Horrible' Café
Ms. B: I WANT A TABLE AT THIS CAFÉ!!
Waiter anxiously runs up to Ms. B and Haggard and walks them to a table under a dead willow tree.
Waiter: Is this horrible enough ma'am?
Bitters: What's the word I'm looking for?
Haggard: NO!
Waiter runs them over to a table by sludge and a nuclear power plant with UFO's in the bathroom and a Loch Ness in the lake.
Waiter: Is this horrible enough ma'am?
Bitters: What's the word I'm looking for?
Haggard: YES!
Haggard and Bitters sit down and look into the candlelight
Bitters: Remember those horror movies in the theater, voodoo dolls at midnight, and boat rides trough Lake Sludge?
Haggard: How can I forget Bitter Witter Bear Trap!
Waiter walks up.
Waiter: Hello Ms. B what can I get you, and you Mr. Haggard?
The screen goes black and Bitters and Haggard are outside Bitters' house. Zim, Iggins, Gaz, and Keef are in the bush in front of Bitters' house.
Gaz: Thanks Zim.
Zim: For what Earthanoid
Gaz: Disappearing Dib.. Nothing but Game Slave, Game Slave 2, and Pizza
Gaz's eyes get watery
Zim: you are welcome humanoid
Bitters: Well I guess it's time to go back to my HORRIBLE life! Until you come to make it more horrible!
Haggard: Ohh Bitty Witty Machine Gun Gritty!
They are about to kiss when Dib suddenly appears out of the sky and lands plop smack right in the middle of them. They are now both kissing Dib!
Dib: Oh no! Suction cups of Zimdeenee! Ahhh Mommy, me was disappeared! Ahh! Mr. Bitters AHHH! Mr. Haggard! AHHHH! You guys are in my dad's lack oral hygiene group and you're, you're KISSING ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
They stop kissing and Dib plops down on the ground.
Bitters: Dib!
Haggard: DIB!
Dib: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zim and Gaz smile.
Dib runs out of the middle and into his house and immediately start's brushing his teeth. Gaz and Zim are walking away together and Ms. B speeds into her house with Mr. Haggard.
Gaz: Who knows Zim maybe you'll have a girlfriend one day
Zim: I don't know Earthanoid
Gaz: I love that name
Gaz smiles.
Zim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Zim runs into his house and immeadly preps his computer to a full cleaning blast.
Gaz: Men..(shakes her head)
The End...
*****************NOTE*******************
This is NOT a prequel to Gaz's Journal. I am a person fan of Gaz and don't like that writing style.
*************NOTE***********************
If you have any comments from Saragh that is me; or Zinfindale, that is me too!