"Hello, and welcome to Potato or Dare!" Jack said. "Of course, with yours truly, an actor and the host for Pokemon in the PC!"
"ANND, Dan and I are also hosts, AAAAANNNNDDDDD, we have two newbies!" Max said.
"Say hello to Alexia the Espeon and Taylor (BOY) the Charizard!" Dan said.
"Daniel, I know you transformed those two, but why did ya have to do it to us?" Alexia asked.
"Also, I put Greninja powder on Max so that I wouldn't get him confused with Jack!" Dan answered, although it wasn't really an answer.
"And we have the Smash Bros. crew with us, all of them!" Jack said. Then, the smashers teleported into the blank studio.
"Hello, smashers, and welcome to Potato or Dare! The rules are simple: someone tells you to do something, and you do it. If you don't want to, call Potato. One of the hosts *points to hosts* will give you a Potato. If you don't want to do the Potato, you can do your dare, or get tortured by my SWORD OF AWESOMENESS!" Jack explained.
"Wow." Mario said.
"A TALKING POKÉMON? GAHTA CATCH EM AL- where are my balls?" Red said.
"You don't have any in Brawl, remember?" Link said.
"Since when does Link talk?" Alexia asked.
"Haven't you seen the Legend of Zelda cartoon?" Taylor said.
"Ah."
"Let's get started!" Max said.
"Okay!" Alexia said. "Lucario, I dare you to watch Barney."
"POTATO!" Lucario called.
"Okay. You have to end every sentence with "naked."
"Okay naked."
"Mai turn. Link, I dare you to get tortured by the sword of awesomeness." Taylor dared.
"Okay! How bad can it be, anyway?" Link asked with a smug face.
"LEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKIIINNNNSSSSS!" Jack screamed.
Five minutes later...
"Jack, you have to revive him." Max reminded.
"'Kay." Jack said plainly.
"Who knew... a Victini... could be so good... with a sword." Link said between gasps of breath.
"Let's let the viewers send in the rest, okay?" Dan said. "Goodbye!"
"Forgot to include someone?" Katniss Everdeen said.
Jack drooled and then fainted.
"I'm good!" Katniss said.