SLI: This idea belongs to me, but the inspiration for this is Rocketman's own RaoI in the PpG section, which has been passed on to Raskolion Phoenix.
Kanako: Who's going to be in here? Me?
SLI: No, not you. The rest of the cast is going to be in here, tho.
Kanako: *dangerously* and why exactly not me?
SLI: Because I don't know anything about you except from the fics.
Kanako: Then why'm I here?
SLI: Because I need someone to help me answer reviewers and ostensibly, you're the closest to my persona.
Kanako: Can we start now then?
SLI: Yes.
RANDOM ACTS OF INSANITY (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Naru: Why are we here?
SLI: Because.
Naru: Because what?
SLI: Because if you don't stop askin' questions then I'll sic Motoko on you.
Motoko: *trembling* She's right.
Naru: What the HECK did you DO to her?
Motoko: *lip trembling* Sh-she threatened to turn m-my katana in-into *breaks down into tears* A GIANT METAL TURTLE!
Keitaro: *looks round* hey, where're Haitani and Shirai? And Nyamo?
SLI: You mean the mosquito girl? I omitted her cuz this is bein' translated t' English as we speak, 'n' I warren't 'xactly sure how to show that.
Sarah: *grumbling* you speak funny.
SLI: I got my own brand of speaking, kidsta.
Su: Su act funny too!
SLI: Su ish nutso. Me nutso toosie! *Bounces around* BOING DE BOING DE BOING DE BOING! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Keitaro: But what happened to Haitani and Shirai?
SLI: *gets up and brushes herself free of dust, flippantly* Next ep, busta.
Keitaro: *whiny* I'm not a buster!
SLI: *bops him on the head* shut up.
Kitsune: *inebriated* Hic! Wha' happen to Kenta-hic-rie?
SLI: Can't stand kids like that. And since I can't stand drunks either, shoo. *Kit poofs into her room, which has been locked up, cleared up and blocked up from any passages*
Naru: Can I have a snog fest?
SLI: Wi' whom, may I asky?
Naru: Errrr… *whispers into ear*Keitaro.
Keitaro: *jumps into air* Whoopee!
SLI: Okies. *Poofs 'em to room reserved for snogging*
Shinobu: Um… Can I ask you something?
SLI: Yeah?
Shinobu: Um, why do you call Nyamo 'mosquito girl'?
SLI: Next ep.
Su: *puppy dog eyes* Please tell Su?
SLI: *demonic voice* NO.
Sarah: *BIG anime puppy dog eyes* Puleeeeeeeeze? Pweezy?
SLI: You DO realize I just got pics of you two in that baby style portrait? *holds up camera*
Sarah: Aawwrrrrk! Gimme that! *grabs for camera*
SLI: *raises it high above her head* NEVER! *cackles insanely* MWAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO *chokes* Awwwwrrrrrk! *drops camera but makes it levitate until it touches ceiling*
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SLI: What will become of the incriminating camera? Will it fall into the EEEEEEEvil clutches of THE dreaded Sarah? Find out next time on RaoI!
Kanako: What the heck DID happen to Kentaro anyway?
SLI: Next time.
Kanako: With all the other unanswered questions?
SLI: Yes. Oh yes. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!