A/N: Hey guys! Sorry it's been a long time for me to even write anything. Being a third year student in a science high school can be pain; especially if you suck at Chemistry. Anyways...this idea came up when I was in school, so this will be slightly based on how my class is. Yes, even attitude. Enjoy!
It's another messy day for the residents of the Smash Manor. This happens on a daily basis for them. Wake up, eat, have battles, cause an accident, brawl more, play, have meetings, sleep and the cycle goes on.
Master Hand is used to this, but today...he reached his break point and exploded. It all happened when Ganondorf accidentally tripped on Peach's dress, causing some of the fabric to run and rip. The princess was embarrassed of course and she attempted to hit the Gerudo with her frying pan; but she ended up hitting Snake. The spy almost punched the princess, had it not been for her dodging and causing him to knock over one of Samus' prized weapons. Then, the chain reaction continued until almost everything in the whole manor was destroyed. Everyone got involved in the massive fight and none can blame the other.
Because of this, the embodiment had a fit and demanded all of them to go to what was once the auditorium.
"I AM ASHAMED IN ALL OF YOU!" His loud voice made all the brawlers (and the ground) tremble out in fear. "THE ADULTS HERE, YOU SHOULD BE SETTING EXAMPLES TO THE YOUNGER ONES! TO THE CHILDREN, YOU ALL KNOW BETTER THAN TO BE INVOLVED IN THESE FIGHTS!" The whole area turned silent. It remained like that for ten minutes until he spoke up again.
"I have decided. I will put all of you in the Smash University."
"WHAT?" Everyone was surprised at this. For one, Master Hand had never talked about education. Two, they didn't even know that there even was a school near the manor. Let alone if it even existed.
"From what I noticed with all of you, despite most of your heroic deeds, none have ever received a good quality education. Only a decisive few; a few that I don't need all five fingers of mine to count which.
"Starting tomorrow, all of you will take an exam. This will determine how much stock knowledge you have of all worlds and other fields in life."
Marth raised his hand, "Master Hand sir, with all due respect, where will we even have this exam? And are the animal brawlers included as well?" That raised a lot of opinions and questions. "Where ARE they anyway?"
"That is an excellent question, Marth." Master Hand said. "And I have the answer to all three of your questions. One, I will contact with the gym leader of Rustboro City in the Hoenn region to give us permission of using her institute as the place where we'll take the test. Two, no the animal brawlers are not included, because they are animals. And three, they're outside cleaning the grounds of the university. You are all dismissed."
That night, everyone had to sleep in the training grounds and in the all star garden because of the wreck they have done to the manor. None can think straight, let alone sleep well because they were worried about the test. At least, some of them were.
"I don't know...Master Hand had that serious tone in his voice." A nervous Zelda stated.
"Aw, don't worry Zellie. I'm sure he didn't mean it." Link said to reassure her.
"But if he did, I'm sure the test will be easy as cake!" Pit said, snapping his fingers in sync.
While the others were lazing about or worrying about the test, a certain duo went to what remained of the manor's library and did some late night studying.
The kids of brawl were nervous about the whole thing.
"Master Hand said university right? Isn't university a school for older people?" Toon Link wondered out loud.
"Yeah, I was wondering about that as well." Lucas said.
"It's sort of like a college thing." Ness added.
"But, if we're supposed to take the test as well, we'll end up learning things for college?" Nana asked.
"That pretty much sounds like it, sister." Popo said.
"Wouldn't that be sort of advanced? I mean, we didn't even go to grade school!" The little Hylian boy thought out loud.
"We know." The rest replied.
"I just hope Master Hand has something planned for us little ones." The blond PSI boy said.
A/N: Tsk tsk tsk...they've gone too far! The next chapter will be how their test went and how the results are, so stay tuned! Oh, and to those who are waiting for 'Red and White Ward' & 'Story of Evil, SSBB version', I'm sorry, it's on a hiatus. Thinking of ideas is a pain. I promise I'll get to work on them! R & R!
