This is basically Jake, Nessie and Seth, sitting in the forest and being really stupid. Nessie is 4 (and that means she looks 13).
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Renesmee's POV
Chapter 1: GIR!! How Dare You Poke Me!
It was a pretty ordinary Saturday morning. Well, as ordinary as a Saturday morning can be when you're half vampire. I was pretty bored, sitting on a tree trunk with Jake and Seth. Everyone else was out hunting. I had just grabbed a pop tart, just not in the mood to have to hunt down and tackle my breakfast. I actually kind of wanted to hear all the chatting and noise. Even the werewolf/blond jokes.
I picked up a random stick off the ground and poked Jake in the arm. Originally, I planned on throwing it so he wouldn't know I did it, and I'd act all confused, but when I threw it I hit Seth in the head. "Ow." He said. I knew it didn't hurt, but I apologized anyway. I tapped my fingernails on the tree I was sitting on. Why weren't they bored? It was so quiet! So, I decided to quote a great mind. GIR, from Invader Zim, of course. "I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, okay?" I said.
I got up and rolled around in a little circle on the ground, getting leaves and mud all over my hair and clothes. After staring at me like I was insane, Seth joined me. Jake followed. This was better than sitting down doing nothing. "Tacos!" Seth said. We started laughing. I started us all singing the doom song. After our 76th 'doom!' we stopped. We were kind of out of breath now. I stared up at the sky. It wasn't as cloudy as usual. There was some blue, and the clouds were drifting slowly...
Ow.
I looked up. Jake had just poked me with a stick.
Sorry it was so short. I couldn't think of anything else to put in at that point. The next chapter'll be longer. I hope.