"So . . . I just . . . ?"
"Yes, Lucius."
"Eww, no!"
"Lucy, it's not that bad."
"Don't call me Lucy, you know I don't like it."
"Sorry darling. Now, just do it!"
"CISSAAA!"
"Stop whining."
". . . I'm not whining."
"Yes, you are."
". . . I'm not doing this."
"Yes, you are!"
"Why do I have to do it? It's your job!"
"Why is it my job?"
"Be-because! You're his mother!"
"And you're not his father?"
"Of course I am, Cissa, but . . . just . . . I don't wanna!"
"Lucius, you're acting like a five-year-old. Stop it."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are. Now stop complaining and do it."
"Narcissa! Please!"
"You have to learn, Lucius. I'm not doing this by myself for another two years!"
"Why nooootttt?"
"Now you're really whining, Lucius, and I'm getting sick of it. Stop being a baby and do it."
"But—"
"Lucius Malfoy."
". . . Fine, I'll change his stupid diaper . . ."
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Please don't hate me for this! The idea popped into my head while I was babysitting my nephews, changing a diaper. I tried to do this in the style of Fremione, but I know it wasn't as good and… innuendo-ish as Fremione was. I do love me some Lucissa, though! (OTP!) So I thought I'd do this really quickly. I actually typed it up on my phone while I was driving home (I wasn't the one driving, obviously). But I thought it was cute. I hope you did too!
x iLuvJohnny