Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama or any of that shit, Chris is owned by the people that own TD. I only made the 18 contestants for this, k.
Hey, it's been forever since I've done anything, and I want to try AGAIN to write a story. I don't know if it'll fail miserably like all my other attempts, but all I can do is try, right?
Alright, enough of me, let's get straight into it. Hope you enjoy!
Episode 1 – Let the Games Begin
The sun was shining over a vast island out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The lush, green jungle stood out among any other feature on this island. The jungle was filled with many wild animals, indigenous to the region.
Along the shore of the island, was a dock, and on that dock, was a man. This man was familiar to most of the world; he's won many awards, and has hosted 4 total seasons of the infamous Total Drama series. This time, he was back with another season, he knew was going to be great.
"Welcome!" Chris exclaimed to the camera with his cheesy smile. "It's time for the next installment of the hit series, Total Drama! And this time, we've gone back to the island scene once more!
"Obviously," he continued, "we could not use Wawanakwa anymore due to the heavy amount of radioactive waste, but we found an uncharted island out in the middle of the Pacific Island! And what better way to explore this island than host a reality TV show on it?"
He walked slowly down the dock, towards the ocean, and smirked. "We have eighteen new competitors this time, coming to duke it out for a grand total of one hundred thousand dollars!"
He then leaned in to the camera, as if he was telling a secret and said, "We're really not expecting much from this group of teens, so we set the bar lower."
He then went back upright and put on his grin once more, and continued, "This season will have laughs! Cries! And most of all…drama! Stay tuned to meet our new campers on an all-out new season of Total! rama! Chris Island!"
Chef is then heard from the background, "Since when were you allowed to name the island after yourself?"
"Shut up, Chef!"
*theme music plays*
"Time to meet the new players," Chris exclaimed as the screen came back on. Soon enough, a boat pulled up holding 3 people on it. First off was a tall, white guy with black hair and fierce red (color contact) eyes. He is wearing a white suit and white pants along with it.
"Ah, Zero!" Chris exclaimed. "It is so great to have you here!"
Zero saluted Chris and replied, "Thank you, sir. It's an honor to be here!"
Chris chuckled, "The honor is all mine. What do you plan to do when we start?"
"I plan to keep everyone in this game in line, and also to get myself a little cash reward for it," he grins.
"Good for you," Chris said, raising an eyebrow. "Now, leave my presence."
"Yes, sir."
As soon as Zero had walked off to the side of the dock, a short, scrawny black boy with black fuzzy hair and brown eyes walked off the boat. He wears a blue tank top and black shorts.
"Hey Seth," Chris said, shaking the boy's hand. "It's probably nice to be getting a break from your siblings, eh?"
Seth sighed, "Definitely. At least one of them can be the scapegoat for something now, I'm tired of being blamed for things I've never even done."
"Well, don't worry," Chris smirked. "I doubt any of that will happen on your stay here."
Seth smiled and nodded as he walked next to Zero. Once he made it over, a white girl with orange hair, freckles, and green eyes nervously gets off of the boat. She is wearing a red top with a long red skirt down to her knees.
Chris went over and took the girl's hand as she made her way down the dock and said to her, "Don't worry, Katelyn, everything will be fine."
Katelyn looked up at the host with fear in her eyes, and when she saw Chris smirking, she squeaked and looked down quickly.
Seth walked over and bent over, looking at the scared girl and said quietly, "Hey, I'm Seth. No need to worry, I won't hurt you."
When Katelyn was about to look up at his face, someone shouted "BOO!" really loud right behind her and Katelyn screamed loudly.
After her screams had subsided, everyone turned to see a big, burly tan guy with short black hair and green eyes laughing really hard. He is wearing a blue and white football jersey and blue football pants.
"Oh my *laugh*God! That was *snicker* hilarious!" he tried saying during his fit of laughter.
Chris himself was also chuckling at Katelyn's misfortune and smiled at the boy. "Mason! It seems you've really come in with a big bang."
Once Mason had stopped laughing, he wiped a tear away from his eye and looked up to see a glaring figure standing right in front of him.
"That was an extreme display of misconduct, jock!" Zero yelled. "I hope you are happy that you had hurt that girl's feelings, because I'm going to make you regret it sooner or later!"
Mason cocked an eyebrow and replied, "But, that wasn't me!" He then pointed a finger at Seth, "It was him!"
Zero glanced over at the smaller boy with an innocent look on his face. "That's believable! " He turned back to the jock, replying, "I'm so sorry for the mix-up! I'll make it up to you sometime later."
"Hey, wait a sec-" Seth tried to say.
"Shut it! You're in big trouble!"
Chris was snickering the whole time as the next person came off of the boat. It was a short, white girl with raven black hair, down to her mid-back, and she wore a pink headband. She had blue eyes, a white t-shirt, and teal short-shorts.
"What's going on here?" the cute girl asked as Zero was yelling at a cowering Seth with Katelyn shivering in a ball.
Mason turned around to her and shrugged unknowingly and the girl just sighed. She then walked over to Zero and Seth and started to break up their fight. When she was done and Zero and Seth were both huffily standing away from one another, Chris commented:
"Aw, Christy, why do you have to be a party pooper?"
Christy rolled her eyes at the host and went to stand next to Katelyn, and started comforting her. Soon enough, the third person of the second boat stepped off. This time it was a short white girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes. She is wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and blue jean shorts.
"Hey there, Sabrina," Chris welcomed the new girl. "What's up with you?"
"Oh, hey Chris," Sabrina said, smiling. "I can't wait to start!"
"Yeah, yeah," Chris responded, nonchalantly. "You and everyone else. Just go stand over there."
"Oh," Sabrina said, quirking her eyebrow. "Alrighty, then!"
As soon as Sabrina had walked down to the edge of the dock where the others were standing, she gave a quick smirk as she glanced at Mason. This is going to be too easy, she thought.
Soon, enough the third boat had pulled up with 3 new campers on it. First off came a tan male with brown hair and green eyes. He is wearing a white shirt with a red jacket over it, and wearing blue jeans.
"Hey, Chris!" the boy exclaimed, cocking a smirk. "Looks like you're new winner has arrived!"
"Jeremy," Chris said, smirking. "Great to see you made it! And we'll have to see about that." Chris then started to chuckle.
"Bring it!" Jeremy challenged. "I'm ready for anything you can throw at-"
Suddenly, Jeremy was tackled from behind by a medium-height very skinny white girl with short brown hair and brown eyes. She is wearing a black shirt with a brown skirt.
"Wow," the girl said, grinning, "you're hot! I definitely want to get to know you!"
The girl hadn't noticed that Chris was busting a gut laughing at this predicament, and he finally said, "Geena! Thanks for the laugh! Looks like Jeremy wasn't ready for all my surprises!"
Jeremy underneath Geena had mumbled, "Stuff it."
Zero had soon run over, and had pulled Geena off of the boy. "Hey!" he yelled. "There's no intimate action allowed while I'm on this island!"
"Ooh," Geena had said, eyeing Zero up and down. "Looks like I have a new boytoy!"
Zero's eyes widened and he took off running with Geena chasing after him. Jeremy got up and started chuckling at the scene as the next person hopped off of the boat. It was a short, chubby girl with short black hair, wearing a green dress with dots on it. She also wore glasses on her brown eyes.
The girl sighed as she walked along the dock with a bored expression on her face. Chris looked at her and said, "Hey Belle. Looks like you're ready to have some fun!"
Belle stopped her journey across the dock for a moment and glanced at Chris' grin. "Meh," was her answer. She then started walking along the dock once more until she got to the end.
"Well…she's a weird one," Chris sighed. Soon, the fourth boat pulled up to dock with 3 more contestants riding on it.
The first off of the boat was now a tall white girl with brown hair in a bun and brown eyes. She is wearing a black tank top and black tights.
Once the girl had gotten off the boat, she took a quick glance at her competition and scrunched her face. "You all seem like pathetic losers," she yelled. "I expect to see all of you fall, and weep when I take the grand prize for myself."
"Someone's a little grumpy today," Christy mumbled to a now calm Katelyn, and the two had been talking a bit.
"What was that?!" the large girl shouted, stomping over to where Christy and Katelyn were. As soon as she had made it over, Katelyn buried her head in Christy's side.
Christy stared up at the glaring figure above her, and after gulping a bit, replied, "You're just…mean. Yeah, that's a good word."
The large girl glared even fiercer at Christy while the others all looked upon the scene in anxiousness.
"Think the short girl'll be killed?" Jeremy whispered to Belle who was next to him.
Belle rolled her eyes and replied, "Hopefully, then maybe this'll actually be interesting."
"You don't get out much, do you?"
"Just shut up."
While Christy and the large girl were still having their scene, another person got off of the boat. It was a short white male with blonde hair and blue eyes and he wears a brown long-sleeve shirt and blue jeans.
"Am I up yet?" he asked as Chris was still watching the scene. The boy looked confused as he walked up to the host and started tugging his shorts. "Urm…Chris?"
"Shut up, pipsqueak, I'm watching Lara create some drama!" Chris said, shrugging off the boy.
He just shrugged and started walking down the dock until he stood by Seth who had turned to him as he stood by him.
"Hey," Seth told the boy, "I'm Seth! What's your name?"
"Oh, me?" he asked. "I'm Derek!"
"Well, nice to meet you, man," Seth said, smiling warmly.
"So, what's happening over there?"
"Oh, just a little drama," Seth replied. "Just stay out of it, and you'll be fine."
"Oh, alright!"
Soon, the last person had gotten off the fourth boat, and it was a black man with short black hair and brown eyes that look through your soul. He wears a white t-shirt with a red vest over and black pants.
As soon as he stepped off of the boat, he eyed the crowd and had just stalked off to the side. Chris felt a breeze for a moment and saw the boy and said, "Shh! Keep it down, Gregory! I'm trying to watch this."
Gregory stopped and looked at Chris and then the scene with a puzzled expression on his face. "Nothing but glaring seems to be happening though. Is this what you call excitement?"
Chris ignored him and Gregory sighed and walked over to the edge of the dock and stood along the sidelines. Soon, Lara had become bored with just glaring at a cowering Christy and had stomped over to her own space on the side of the dock. This caused Chris to mumble obscenities under his breath and have to do his job of introducing again.
The fifth boat pulled up and once it had, a medium-height tan girl with long, dark brown hair that is tied into two pigtails that go down to her chest cheered. Her pigtails are tied with pink hair bands, and she has brown eyes and she is wearing a standard cheerleader's outfit with the colors being black and gold. She also has a standard cheerleader skirt on and red pompoms in her hands.
"Hey everyone!" she exclaimed cheerfully as she hopped off of the boat. "I'm Blair! B-L-A-I-R!"
"Yes, yes," Jeremy replied, "We all know how to spell."
"Well, someone doesn't have any spirit," Blair said as she stuck her tongue out at Jeremy. "Oh well! You'll only make it easier for me to get famous!"
Mason soon saw this new girl and his eyes widened. "Daaaang, you're hot."
Blair blushed as she skipped over to the jock and replied flirtatiously, "Well, you're hot too."
Soon, they kept going back and forth with the same compliment as everyone around them groaned. The next person then got off of the boat, and it was a white boy with short blue hair and green eyes. He is wearing a black tank top and blue shorts.
"Hey everyone!" the boy exclaimed, waving furiously back and forth. "I hope we're all going to be great friends this season!"
Christy nodded, "I like this guy's way of thinking."
Lara just scoffed, "Kill me now."
Chris quirked an eyebrow as he awkwardly said, "Oh…Zane. Didn't expect you to be like this…?"
"What do you mean, Chrissy-poo?" he asked in reply while grinning. "I'm here to spread peace and love to everyone!"
"Just…just go stand over there."
Zane happily skipped next to where Christy was and struck up a conversation with her. However, when Christy hadn't noticed, Zane turned to the other side with an evil grin on his face, as he stroked his hands in an evil fashion. 'Ha! These idiots all fell for it! What a bunch of suckers! This is going to be the easiest hundred thousand ever! Ha…heh….HAHAHAHAHA!' he thought. However, he had accidentally started cackling evilly out loud, causing several people to glance at him confusedly. He just coughed and put on his smile once more as the next person got off.
This time it was a short white boy with long brown hair that is all hidden in a beige hat. He has blue eyes, and wears a red sweatshirt and black basketball shorts. He got off the boat and soon swaggered over, while trying to hold up his shorts that were hanging low on his body.
"Yo, yo, Chris!" Taylor screamed awkwardly. "It's good to see a 'nother bro 'round here. Know what I mean?"
"Oh, hey Taylor!" Chris smirked. "Still trying to fit in, it seems?"
"I don't know what you mean, homie G!" the boy replied nervously. "Err, or is it C…for Chris?"
"Cute," Chris chuckled. "Go make some new friends, ok?" He then pushed Taylor towards Lara, and the force of this had knocked Taylor into Lara, and sent them both plummeting into the water.
When they had both resurfaced, Lara was glaring fiercely at Taylor and was growling. Taylor took this as his cue to scream and swim away as Lara swam after him.
Chris was laughing at this debacle and soon the final boat had arrived with the final 3 campers! First off was a tall, white guy with spiky black hair and brown eyes. He wears a white t-shirt that is underneath a brown leather jacket, and also wears black shorts.
"Aaron!" Chris exclaimed, smirking. "I'm expecting great things from you!"
"Yeah sure, let's just get this over with," Aaron replied as he casually walked down the dock to where the others were standing.
"He seems to be a quiet one," Chris said, chuckling. However, Chris turned around and saw a white girl with short white hair and black eyes (from contacts) wearing a black jacket and black jeans, staring him down. He jumped in fright for a moment and yelled.
"Ugh…" Chris groaned, calming down. "Yvonne, don't scare me like that!"
"Feh," Yvonne said, her emotion unchanging, "you shouldn't flinch like that. Now, I know all your weaknesses, and can use them against you whenever I want."
"Yeah, sure," Chris scoffed. "Try me."
"Look, someone is being painfully injured behind you," she replied calmly. Chris had turned around at these words and once he had, Yvonne went in and grabbed his wallet from his pocket. He then turned around and saw her holding it in her hand with a smug smirk on her face.
Chris grumbled and grabbed his wallet back as he shoved Yvonne over to the side. Chris then waited for the last person to climb off, but no one ever did.
Chris groaned, "Okay, where is Jemma? Bring her out now!"
Soon, enough a large man, presumably the captain, was carrying a medium white girl with long black hair and blue eyes. She is wearing a blue sweatshirt and white short-shorts. The girl in his arms was crying her eyes out as the man climbed out of the boat and placed her in front of Chris on the floor.
Soon, the final boat had left and everyone was staring at the crying girl, curled up in a ball. Chris groaned, "Come on, Jemma! Just stop crying for a little bit, okay?"
"N-*sob*no! Not u-until y-you let me *sob* go home!"
Chris rolled his eyes, "I seriously do not have time for this." He then whistled and Chef walked over to the two and picked up Jemma, taking her over to the 17 other competitiors. Once Chef had set her down next to Christy, who immediately started comforting her, Chris turned to the 18 campers.
"Looks like you all made it here in one piece, campers!" Chris exclaimed with his hands outstretched. "It seems we're ready to start our next season of Total Drama…..TOTAL DRAMA CHRIS ISLAND!"
"Boooorrring," Belle moaned.
"Shut it," Chris said, glaring at the girl. "Now, this is how it's going to work. Because we have an uninhabited island for our season, this time, there will be no cabins, or hot food, or anything. This time, you'll need to find your camp, build your own shelter and catch your own food. It's all on you guys here to survive."
Everyone groaned at this, but Blair's eyes widened. "So…no electricity?"
"Nope! You guys are being completely stranded! Isn't that great?"
Blair screamed in a high pitch voice until Mason slapped his hand over her mouth.
"Thank you, Mason," Chris coughed. "So, now, I'm going to be splitting you into two teams of nine! Pay attention, because I'm only saying it once! When I call your name, please come over to my left:
"Aaron, Belle, Derek, Geena, Gregory, Katelyn, Lara, Sabrina, and Taylor!"
All nine moved over to where Chris' left was, glancing at their other teammates nervously.
"You guys are now known as…Team Aqua!" A small, blue circular icon with a drop of water in it showed up in the corner.
"That means that Blair, Christy, Jemma, Jeremy, Mason, Seth, Yvonne, Zane, and Zero…you guys are now known as…Team Blaze!" a red icon with a small flame inside of it showed up in the corner.
"These team names are…awesome!" Zane cheered as his team got together on Chris' right.
"Thank you, Zane," Chris said, smiling smugly. "I love it when I'm complimented for my genius. Now, since you guys have been split into teams, your first task is to venture into the jungle and find your new camps that you'll be living in for a while. The first full team to get to their camp will win Invincibility and send the other team straight away to the Dock of Shame! However, as a new twist, the winning team will be able to pick one person on the losing team to gain Individual Invincibility! Meaning, they can't be voted out! But, watch out, you can only give it to one person, one time!"
The campers all looked around at each other with excited faces (except some).
"Chris!" Aaron yelled, waving his hand in the air. "What about Confessionals?"
"Oh," Chris said, scrunching his face. "Huh, didn't think about that. Just go hop in a bush or something, I guess?"
Confessionals:
Zero – Hmm, everyone so far seems to be alright except for a short few, but it seems some of the troublemakers are on my team. It seems I'm going to be doing some reforming!
Seth - *sighs* It seems like everything I tried to escape from followed me here! I'm just hoping that no one else will use this to their advantage.
Katelyn – Ch-Christy is a good friend…I l-like her a lot. But, I-I'm sad now that she isn't on the same team as I am…I'm not good with m-making new friends.
Mason – Ha! I'm on Total Drama, man! And I already love the compematition! I get to do physical stuff and also show my sweet abs and guns to the girls. Maybe even that cute cheerleader…
Christy – I hate being one of the only nice people here, honestly. A lot of the people here look like they just want to take the money and backstab anyone to get to it. Well, I'm not going to put up with those people, I'm going to stop them from winning!
Sabrina – So, my gameplan for this is to always vote in the minority! Why? Because minority = underdog, and the underdog is always the winner! Just watch, I'm going to win!
Jeremy – Ha! This game is already fun! Especially with the little twist that Chris added to the mix. This is the season of the Jeremy, man!
Geena – So, like, I'm going to love this! There's plenty of eye candy to go around, and if I get rejected by one guy, there's always 8 more for me to get with!
Belle - *groans* Ugh…Why am I even here? This is going to be worse than just sitting around at home all summer. Please end my misery.
Lara – The one thing I hate most is wimps, and slackers, and I will not tolerate any of those on my team! At least I already know the boot order from my team if we ever lose too often, which I doubt. I mean, these chumps have me! There's no way we're gonna lose.
Derek – Everyone seems nice so far, and I plan to have fun out here! Hopefully we can play a clean, fair game where everyone prospers!
Gregory – Hmph, as long as I can stay out of the drama, I can slide on by. However, if there's ever a time for me to step in, then I'll have to do so.
Blair – Like, oh my God, I'm so excited to start! I've never even really heard of Total Drama, but I'm willing to try it out! Plus, if there's cute boys like that football guy out here, then this show is pretty great!
Zane – Hahahahahaha! These chumps are going to go down one by one! I will be in total control of this team soon, and I'll have them begging me for mercy! Hahahahahaah *a fly goes into his open mouth as he starts choking on it*
Taylor – Alright, um…yo, yo, homies from back in civilization! The Taylor is here to win and-errr-do some other stuff! Right on!
Aaron – The competition seems kind of weak from what I'm seeing so far. I think I'll be able to crush everyone easily and win….That's something a villain would say, right?
Yvonne – Once I know your weaknesses, you may as well give up, because I will use them against you. I'm not afraid to backstab and betray those that show signs of doing so to me, and trust me, I know the signs.
Jemma - *is still sobbing hysterically*
"Alright, guys!" Chris exclaimed. "On your mark…get set….GO!" Chris then sounded an air horn as both teams rushed into the dense forest, fading from view.
"We have an all new season, and an all new cast! Let's see if they can live up to the original's names? Who will win the challenge? Who will lose? And who is going to be the first person to take the Walk of Shame? Find out after this commercial break on Total! Drama! Chris Island!"
So what'cha think? Like it? Love it? Leave a review, k! ^_^
Also, in case you have a hard time remembering the teams…
Team Aqua
Aaron, Belle, Derek, Geena, Gregory, Katelyn, Lara, Sabrina, and Taylor.
Team Blaze
Blair, Christy, Jemma, Jeremy, Mason, Seth, Yvonne, Zane, and Zero.
Have a good day everyone!