It ate my underscores. So just act like the chatnames have underscores.
The Disclaimer I Didn't Have in My Last Fic: I do not own Final Fantasy X or X-2. I do own my insanity, though. Or rather, it owns me, but I'm rambling again... Don't sue me.. plz...
I have a really lame sense of humor. And I won't be surprised if posting this gets me banned or ignored completely or something. If you all hate me, that's ok, too, I guess.
Yuna is GunnerGurl87
Rikku is MasterThief321
Paine is NotReallyAGirl56
Gippal is GeekSquad77
Nooj is K33LMeh666
Baralai is YevonPwns99
Lulu is ICurseJ00
Wakka is Auron1Fan
Tidus is DreamComeTrue45
Auron is ZombiesRSexy
GunnerGurl87 has signed on
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GunnerGurl87: OMG Rikku!
MasterThief321: Hiya Yunie! What?
GunnerGurl87: I just found out that Paine is really a guy!
MasterThief321: OMG no way! What about Baralai??
GunnerGurl87: He died.
MasterThief321: Oh well.
GunnerGurl87: So how is Gippal?
MasterThief321: Great :) :) :)
GunnerGurl87: I meant how is he doing?
MasterThief321: Yeah he does great :) :) :)
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DreamComeTrue45: yeah i do
MasterThief321: I was talking about Gippal
GunnerGurl87: Hi Tidus
DreamComeTrue45: yuna tell rikku that i do great
GunnerGurl87: I wouldn't know!!
DreamComeTrue45: yeah u would it was just last night
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ZombiesRSexy: Yuna you whore
GunnerGurl87: I'm not a whore!
DreamComeTrue45: yeah you are
MasterThief321: Seymour said you were when he caught you with Wakka.
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MasterThief321: You're mean, Auron.
DreamComeTrue45: yeah auron
ZombiesRSexy: No I'm not. She is a whore. I saw her with Paine last night.
DreamComeTrue45: so that's why she went so fast and kicked me out
MasterThief321: So that's how she knew Paine was a guy!
DreamComeTrue45: u didnt know paine was a guy
ZombiesRSexy: Moron
DreamComeTrue45: y was she w/paine last night
ZombiesRSexy: Because she's a whore
MasterThief321: Wait Auron why were you at her house last night?
ZombiesRSexy: I wasn't.
DreamComeTrue45: how did u know she was wif paine
ZombiesRSexy: Why don't you know how to type?
MasterThief321: OMFG
DreamComeTrue45: omg wat rikku
MasterThief321: Paine is knocking on the front door!!
ZombiesRSexy: How do you know it's knocking?
MasterThief321: OMFG PAINE IS MOLESTING MY DOORKNOB!!!!!!
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ZombiesRSexy: Duty calls
DreamComeTrue45: wat
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DreamComeTrue45: zombies r so not sexy
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Auron1Fan: Yes they are, ya!
DreamComeTrue45: well ur stupid wakka
Auron1Fan: No I'm not, ya! You're mean, Tidus, ya!
DreamComeTrue45: i kno where ur auron shrine is
Auron1Fan: No you don't, ya! I hid it well, ya!
Auron1Fan: And I don't have an Auron shrine, ya!!
DreamComeTrue45: sure u dont
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Auron1Fan: Who is that, ya?
DreamComeTrue45: idk but their name is funny
NotReallyAGirl56: Go to hell, Wakka.
Auron1Fan: That was mean, ya! What did I ever do to you, ya!?
DreamComeTrue45: haha wakka u just got dissed u retard
NotReallyAGirl56: You can go there, too, Tidus.
DreamComeTrue45: i got kicked out. they wont let me back in
Auron1Fan: Really, ya? Why, ya?
NotReallyAGirl56: He tried to molest the devil.
DreamComeTrue45: How did you know?
NotReallyAGirl56: Doesn't take a brain surgeon.
Auron1Fan: Oh! I tried to be one of them, ya? I got fired, ya!
DreamComeTrue45: well yeah ur stupid wakka
NotReallyAGirl56: You both are.
Auron1Fan: Who are you, ya?
DreamComeTrue45: duh wakka not really a girl
Auron1Fan: Well ya, I know that, ya!
NotReally-AGirl56: Don't ask stupid questions, Wakka.
DreamComeTrue45: yeah wakka
Auron1Fan: Why is everyone being so mean to me, ya!?!?
NotReallyAGirl56: Because nobody likes you. You're a weirdly religious loser.
DreamComeTrue45: lulu is stupid 4 liking u
Auron1Fan: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN, YA???
DreamComeTrue45: dont u 'ya' me!
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DreamComeTrue45: so paine i thought u were molesting rikkus doorknob
NotReallyAGirl56: You knew who I was?
DreamComeTrue45: yeah every1 knos u arent a girl
NotReallyAGirl56: They're on to me!!
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K33LMeh666: What was that?
DreamComeTrue45: o dat was paine
K33LMeh666: She isn't a girl?
DreamComeTrue45: no
K33LMeh666: I thought something was off…
DreamComeTrue45: well ya i mean i heard u 2 last night
K33LMeh666: I have no idea what you are talking about.
DreamComeTrue45: u r nooj rite
K33LMeh666: Yes.
DreamComeTrue45: yeah u were at the apartment next door i heard u and paine
K33LMeh666: You live next door to Paine?
DreamComeTrue45: no
DreamComeTrue45: oh dats rite i live next door to yuna
K33LMeh666: Paine was at Yuna's house?
DreamComeTrue45: yeah but i swear i heard ur name somewhere
K33LMeh666: I haven't seen Yuna since high school.
DreamComeTrue45: she was hot in high school
K33LMeh666: Yeah she was.
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GunnerGurl87: You're STILL on, Tidus?
K33LMeh666: You're TIDUS??
DreamComeTrue45: ya :) :)
ICurseJ00: I have finally succeeded in halfway killing Wakka!
GunnerGurl87: Nooooo! He never paid me!
K33LMeh666: Why didn't you kill him before?
ICurseJ00: Rikku kept getting in the way.
DreamComeTrue45: so just kill rikku 2
K33LMeh666: Yeah.
ICurseJ00: I did.
K33LMeh666: YES:) :) :) :)
GunnerGurl87: No you didn't. I just talked to her.
K33LMeh666: DAMMIT:( :( :( :(
DreamComeTrue45: hey how come u dont like rikku nooj
K33LMeh666: Paine goes missing a lot. I always find her with Rikku's doorknob.
GunnerGurl87: Rikku called my house saying something about Paine and needing help, and Auron was there, too.
ICurseJ00: Well I've killed her five times already. And Hahaha Wakka is screaming in beautiful AGONY!!
K33LMeh666: You scare me.
DreamComeTrue45: paine scares me more
GunnerGurl87: I can hear screaming, but it's not agony.
DreamComeTrue45: its just gippal and rikku again
GunnerGurl87: They're really loud.
DreamComeTrue45: my whole apartment is shaking
ICurseJ00: What happened to Baralai?
GunnerGurl87: He died.
K33LMeh666: Hahahaha that loser. Now me and the Youth League shall take over the world!
DreamComeTrue45: ur a loser nooj
K33LMeh666: No I'm not!
GunnerGurl87: No he's not!
ICurseJ00: Are you CRYING, Nooj?
K33LMeh666: no
ICurseJ00: You live next door and I can hear you crying and saying "He called me a loser!"
GunnerGurl87: Nooj doesn't cry!
K33LMeh666: That's right!
ICurseJ00: Well I can still hear you. Over Wakka's cries of agony, that is.
GunnerGurl87: What did you do to him?
ICurseJ00: I pushed him off a cliff, then cast Firaga on him. He broke his legs and now he's hardly identifiable.
DreamComeTrue45: how do u kno hes really wakka
ICurseJ00: You're right. I should push him into a swimming pool and cast Thundaga.
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DreamComeTrue45: dats not wat i meant but cool
GunnerGurl87: She's scary sometimes.
K33LMeh666: So is Paine.
GunnerGurl87: You would know.
K33LMeh666: I would :) :) :) :)
DreamComeTrue45: rikku just called
GunnerGurl87: Really? Why?
K33LMeh666: She died:) : ) :) :)
DreamComeTrue45: no
K33LMeh666:( :( :( :( :( :(
DreamComeTrue45: she said 2 stop singing its throwin off her…somethin i couldnt hear the last word
K33LMeh666: You're singing?
GunnerGurl87: Yeah he is. I can hear him over here.
DreamComeTrue45: u ppl dont kno real music
GunnerGurl87: Is that Lulu?
DreamComeTrue45: yeah! shes skipping down the hall singing
GunnerGurl87: Wring wring wring your throat as you cry and scream…merrily merrily merrily merrily Wakka's dead so sing
DreamComeTrue45: it sounds like row ur boat
K33LMeh666: I like that song.
DreamComeTrue45: me too but i like lulus version better
K33LMeh666: Lulu lives in the same apartment complex as you guys?
GunnerGurl87: No she lives in the one across the street.
K33LMeh666: So why is she over there?
DreamComeTrue45: who knows
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DreamComeTrue45: hey auron ur back
ZombiesRSexy: Yes. I have to download my video camera onto my computer so I can post it on my website.
GunnerGurl87: You have a website?
K33LMeh666: You are Auron?
ZombiesRSexy: Yes.
DreamComeTrue45: wats ur website
ZombiesRSexy: Why do you want to know?
K33LMeh666: I want to know what's on that camera.
ZombiesRSexy: I bet you do.
GunnerGurl87: Why did Rikku call me earlier begging for help?
ZombiesRSexy: Hell if I know
GunnerGurl87: She said something about you.
ZombiesRSexy: Oh yes she wants me
DreamComeTrue45: u wish
GunnerGurl87: Judging by the sounds coming from next door, I think she's pretty happy with whoever is in there with her.
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DreamComeTrue45: i found ur website auron
ZombiesRSexy: How do you know it's my website?
DreamComeTrue45: it says 'aurons porn' in really big letters
GunnerGurl87: Auron you sicko!
ZombiesRSexy: That's not my website!
DreamComeTrue45: yes it is
DreamComeTrue45: it says 'this is my website. –auron'
ZombiesRSexy: errrr….
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DreamComeTrue45: hey yuna were on here!!
GunnerGurl87: WHAT!?!?!
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DreamComeTrue45: hey rikku ur on here 2
GunnerGurl87: RIKKU! AURON HAS A PORN WEBSITE!
MasterThief321: I know. Gippal found it.
GunnerGurl87: That's disgusting!
MasterThief321: You're on it. Several times. With different guys.
GunnerGurl87: It's a LIE! A LIE I TELL YOU!!
DreamComeTrue45: ill send u the link yuna
….
GunnerGurl87: I was NEVER in that position!!!
MasterThief321: Wow. Apparently you were.
GunnerGurl87: It's impossible!
MasterThief321: No it's not.
DreamComeTrue45: u and gippal tried it rite
MasterThief321: Hell yeah
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DreamComeTrue45: who is dat
GeekSquad77: Gippal.
MasterThief321: Gippal!!!!!!!!!!
GeekSquad77: Hey sexy
MasterThief321: Hey love monkey
DreamComeTrue45: hey yuna y dont u call me anythin
GunnerGurl87: Get real.
MasterThief321: That's not nice Yuna
GeekSquad77: Yeah Yuna
GunnerGurl87: Oh everyone just leave me alone! First I get called a whore and now this!!
GeekSquad77: But you are a whore.
MasterThief321: Yeah you live next door remember? I heard you last night.
GeekSquad77: So did I.
DreamComeTrue45: yeah u kicked me out 4 paine…
GeekSquad77: Yeah that's sick, Yuna.
MasterThief321: Totally.
GunnerGurl87: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!!
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GeekSquad77: FINALLY!
DreamComeTrue45: i think I shud go check on her
MasterThief321: Hey Gippal I think you should come check on me :) :) :)
GeekSquad77: I think I should.
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DreamComeTrue45: im all alone
DreamComeTrue45: theres no 1 here beside me
DreamComeTrue45: except auron
DreamComeTrue45: wait how did auron get here
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YevonPwns99: …
YevonPwns99: Am I late?
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Auron1Fan: Hey hey, ya!
NotReallyAGirl56: You again?
YevonPwns99: Hello
NotReallyAGirl56: Hello, Baralai.
YevonPwns99: PAINE??!?!?
Auron1Fan: I thought you were dead, ya Baralai?
YevonPwns99: The Farplane has internet service.
Auron1Fan: Makes sense, ya? Auron has internet, too, ya!
NotReallyAGirl56: And you would be the one to know.
Auron1Fan: Ya, ya!!
YevonPwns99: I thought you were dead, Wakka.
Auron1Fan: Nope. Only half dead. Lu's evil, ya.
NotReallyAGirl56: That's what makes her so sexy.
YevonPwns99: That's really creepy.
NotReallyAGirl56: So is Auron and his porn website.
YevonPwns99: He got you on there, too?
Auron1Fan: Auron has a porn website, ya?
NotReallyAGirl56: I thought you would be the first to know.
YevonPwns99: Yeah
Auron1Fan: I have failed in my fandom!!
YevonPwns99!!!
NotReallyAGirl56!!!
Auron1Fan: Ya!
YevonPwns99: Scared me for a second.
NotReallyAGirl56: Me too.
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YevonPwns99: Well that's weird.
NotReallyAGirl56: I know.
Auron1Fan: Sir Auron ya! I love you, ya!
ZombiesRSexy: Errrr….
ICurseJ00: WAKKA!! I WILL FIND YOU!!!
Auron1Fan: Shit, ya?
DreamComeTrue45: u said it
GunnerGurl87: Hi Lulu, Wakka, Auron, and Baralai.
YevonPwns99: You owe me money, Yuna!
K33LMeh666: Baralai, you whore.
NotReallyAGirl56: Noojie!!
K33LMeh666: Painey!!
MasterThief321: Scary!!
GeekSquad77: You're so sexy when you say that Rikku.
MasterThief321: I know.
ZombiesRSexy: You're sexy when you say anything.
GeekSquad77: Back the fk off, cadaver!
YevonPwns99: That's not nice.
DreamComeTrue45: yeah cadavers r sexy
Auron1Fan: Totally, ya?
GunnerGurl87: Lulu, can I borrow your whip?
ICurseJ00: What? Why?
GunnerGurl87: …because…
DreamComeTrue45: u have a whip lulu
Auron1Fan: Yeah she does, ya! But she's demented, ya!
ICurseJ00: Shut up Wakka!! Or not. I'm tracing the signal of your computer.
Auron1Fan: Shit ya
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K33LMeh666: He curses a lot.
ZombiesRSexy: So what?
NotReallyAGirl56: How dare you question him!
K33LMeh666: Cursing is so immature.
NotReallyAGirl56: I totally agree.
GunnerGurl87: Paine, I just heard you cuss.
NotReallyAGirl56: How?
DreamComeTrue45: yah how
MasterThief321: She's in the hall.
GeekSquad77: Yeah. She hit her toe on Rikku's door.
K33LMeh666: Paine! Again?!
NotReallyAGirl56: I can't help it! The door is sexeh!
DreamComeTrue45: it really is
GunnerGurl87: Tidus that's disgusting
ZombiesRSexy: Shut up, Yuna. I have a recording of you and Nooj's door.
K33LMeh666: Stay away from my door!
MasterThief321: sdfjblsjrhtg
GunnerGurl87: Rikku?
DreamComeTrue45: have i mentiond theyre loud?
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DreamComeTrue45: jeez and they were just at it 2
GunnerGurl87: Seriously. You'd think they'd get tired.
ZombiesRSexy: Well, they don't, and it keeps me employed and entertained.
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K33LMeh666: That's really weird.
NotReallyAGirl56: You said it.
DreamComeTrue45: hey u 2 r on here
K33LMeh666: Where?
DreamComeTrue45: aurons website. ur the featured video of the day
GunnerGurl87: Tidus, why are you on that site?
DreamComeTrue45: ….
NotReallyAGirl56: Hey! I just won a plushie!
GunnerGurl87: Awesome! What is it?
NotReallyAGirl56: It's a Nooj plushie!
K33LMeh666: …
DreamComeTrue45: lol paine u have a laptop?
NotReallyAGirl56: Yes. How do you think I can be here and in the hall at the same time?
NotReallyAGirl56: Yay! Rikku gave me her doorknob!
K33LMeh666: Paine, I think you should check on my door…
NotReallyAGirl56: Right away!
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GunnerGurl87: Hey, what happened to Baralai?
DreamComeTrue45: totally
YevonPwns99: Sorry, I was fighting off Seymour .
GunnerGurl87: ..?
DreamComeTrue45: he tried to molest u didnt he?
YevonPwns99: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE
GunnerGurl87: But you're dead.
DreamComeTrue45: i wasnt scarred i let him
DreamComeTrue45: and how did u die baralai
YevonPwns99: I found out that Paine was not really a girl.
GunnerGurl87: He died of shock, Tidus.
DreamComeTrue45: oic
DreamComeTrue45: o hey seymour is here
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GunnerGurl87: So then…
YevonPwns99: How did Seymour get out of the Farplane?
GunnerGurl87: I dunno
YevonPwns99: Yuna, your father is a psychopath.
GunnerGurl87: Why?
YevonPwns99: He's stabbing a bunny plushie while laughing maniacally and screaming "You'll never take me alive!"
GunnerGurl87: Oh. He used to do that all the time. It made me cry. I loved my bunny plushies…
YevonPwns99: Seymour is back
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GunnerGurl87: That means Tidus is free…
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I told you. My sense of humor is extremely lame and perverted... in a lame way. And Tidus has a horrible typing ability on purpose. Yesh. It's a personality thing I guess.