Title: Rough and Rowdy Brawl

Author: Ivy Crane

Disclaimer: I do not own Passions, Harmony, any of these characters or the state of Maine.

Rating: PG-13, to be on the safe side.

Settings/Spoilers: All of the characters are alive (for now) except Cracked Connie, Cecil, and Doc. Timmy and Zombie Charity came back to life! Tabitha got her powers back and Hecuba is out of her bottle! Everything so far has happened except the Double Wedding has been called off because of the War.

A/N: This is my first interactive fanfiction where I use the votes you cast to write my fanfic. I will pick a different triangle each chapter and people will have one week to vote before I put up my next chapter. You can either vote for the loser of the triangle to find another specific character or have their enemies finish them off (no punishment for killers) and you can't kill someone who is preggers or handicapped. This first chapter is the hosts: Tabitha, Timmy, Zombie Charity, and Hecuba telling people about characters' enemies, loves, and marriages! Don't forget to VOTE and please as always ENJOY!

Tabitha: Hello and welcome to Harmony!

Hecuba: Enough with the pleasantries Harmony is the only town left in the world! Thanks to us! With all of this supernatural stuff going on here bombs can't penetrate!

Zombie: Yes they're all dead

Hecuba: Everyone has either disintegrated or is decaying!

Zombie: And if they missed then they're dying from radiation poisoning as we speak!

Hecuba: With the high fever.

Zombie: And the vomiting every hour of every day.

Hecuba: And people are to weak to get up to use the bathroom, so they have to…

Timmy: Will you stop making Timmy sick to his stomach?

Hecuba: Wooden dolls don't have stomachs.

Timmy: Timmy's not a doll Timmy's a real boy.

Hecuba: Pinocchio wannabe.

Timmy: WHOREd Witch of the Wenches!

Hecuba: You little son of a beech!

Timmy: Timmy already told you Timmy's not made out of wood!

Zombie: (chanting) FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Tabitha: Will you three cut it out! Okay, so before I was so rudely interrupted (glares at Zombie and Hecuba)

Zombie and Hecuba: Our pleasure!

Tabitha: Anyways, we'll start off with my favorite family (grimaces) the Cranes!

Zombie: Oh I know are we going to start off with your baby first?

Tabitha: Shut Up! Now normally we'd start off with Alistair since he's the patriarch of the Crane family but he's not in Harmony and weirdly still alive. So instead we'll start off with my least favorite person besides Charity, Julian.

Zombie: From the way you were playing push-push with him I'd have to say otherwise!

Tabitha: (raises her hand threateningly and continues) Julian's enemies are all of Harmony and he's been married twice.

Zombie: Feeling jealous?

Tabitha: (ignores her and continues) Next we have Ivy Winthrop Crane who like her ex- husband everyone in the town is her enemy, she's been married once, and is in love with Sam Bennett. After that we have Theresa Lopez- Fitzgerald Crane whose enemies are Gwen Winthrop, Rebecca Hotchkiss, and Ivy Crane. She is in love with Ethan Crane. Then we have Rebecca Hotchkiss whose enemies are Ivy Crane and Theresa Lopez- Fitzgerald Crane. She has been married once and is one of the mistresses of Julian Crane. Then there's Gwen Winthrop whose enemy is Theresa Lopez- Fitzgerald Crane. She is married. 

Zombie: Now for all of the local uninteresting people.

Hecuba: How many more people of Harmony must you tell us about? If the viewers don't know about the enemies and how many times they were married. Then screw them. Instead why don't we get rid of that sickingly sweet Charity? I know other people must get tired of the fact that Charity is a teenager and doesn't get mad! She didn't even get mad when her fiancée knocked up her cousin!

Zombie: Tell me about it! I had to pretend to be all sweet and everything! When I really just wanted to punch her Aunt in the face every time she made that disgusting shit called Tomato Soup Cake! Now who the hell would want to eat that!

Tabitha: As much as I want to destroy everyone in Harmony and believe me I do. We have strict orders from the dark side to let the Viewers handle it! Don't worry Charity/Miguel/Kay triangle will be the first to go!

Timmy: To Hell with the Dark side Timmy says let get rid of her now!

Zombie: Didn't you give your heart to her?

Timmy: So?

Hecuba: Well, aren't you in love with her?

Timmy: Timmy was but then Timmy died because of her. So screw Charity!

All together: Screw Charity!

Tabitha: (The basement door flies open and an eerie red fog comes across the floor) I better go see what they want! (Goes down in the basement and the door shuts behind her. Ten minutes later she comes up again.) That was the dark side. They want us to get back on track. So anyways we'll just have to wait until next week to find out what happens to the Charity/Miguel/Kay triangle! And if we get to say bye-bye Charity for good!

A/N: What'd you think? I'm only 13 so please take it easy! Anyways please vote for the Charity/Kay/Miguel triangle and if you want Charity to die (can't kill a pregnant woman or a cripple) or if you want Kay, Charity, or Miguel with any other characters please specify! Hope you Enjoyed I'll be looking forward to you vote and review! Hope to see you next week! Bye ;)!