Jonas Brothers: Kevin Jonas & Ted Cruz
"I love Ted Cruz."
Anonymous
I really enjoy searching up Kevin's fetishes. Daddy Cruz fucks softly into his fleshlight. Kevin watched his bae with lust as Ted penetrated the toy. Kevin thrusted harshly into his hand.
Fast.
He holds his throbbing erection (AN: kinky). "Daddy, please!" he telepathically whined. "Ok." Ted groaned for Kevin's rough-ass feet, "Oh! You better get sweaty cuz we're out of lube." Kevin fucked into Ted's wimpy, tight mouth. Ted sucked his fleshy ted-icles (AN: AKA Kevin's testicles).
Tiddy.
Sucking the hell out of moobs, Ted moaned, "Give me all of your Jonas Juice™." Before sucking his bae completely dry, he licked along the shaft wildly. Moving erotically towards dick, Kevin gazed upon Ted Cruz Jr, who cried because his dick was so smol. Softly, they bucked sympathetically to the beat of "I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth." Gasping, they conjoined in heart, soul, and mind, to become the ultimate Zodiac Killer. Genocide was praised marginally on Kevin's side of the brain. Jerking off, the fusion became aroused at penguin sex. Then, cumming all over the hardwood floors while moaning aggrestively, Tevin moaned in unison, causing them to unfuse. Collapsing, the couple had an aneurysm.
We are free
of the Zodiac Killer.
The End