Disclaimer: i do not own any KH characters...that is all.
A/N: please understand that this was written very late and is total randomness. i am the author of the lost chronicles. beware of pointless, random acts of violence and Owl bashing.
Random Hearts
Chapter 1
Once upon a day, Sora was walking through the Hundred Acre Wood. He noticed an owl perched on a fence and went to see what it was doing. When he got there, he noticed the owl was talking to itself and figured it might want to talk to him.
"Hi." He said. "What's your name?"
The owl stared blankly at him for a moment, then answered "My name is Owl."
"Oh," said Sora, "That's gay."
"What do you mean, gay? You mean that it is happy? Of course over the years I have grown quite fond of my name and do consider it efficiently joyous…"
"Enough of your fancy-talk bird!" Sora yelled and chopped the owl in half with his keyblade, but it didn't do anything because he was in Hundred Acre Wood and his keyblade didn't appear.
"What the hell?!" exclaimed Sora "It must be some kind of conspiracy!!" he grabbed the owl (who was still talking about his name) and whipped it at a nearby tree. Owl sqwuaked and tried to fly away but someone threw a grenade at it and it exploded into oblivion.
"Hey! Nice one Piglet!" Sora high fived the small pig, except it was more like a low five considering Piglet was only 1 inch tall.
"H-h-h hi S-s-s-sora." The stutterirng hog said.
"Shut up you miserable swine!!!" Sora went crazy for 7.23 seconds and dug a 5 by 5 metre hole and buried Piglet alive.
"Hey Sora" Aladdin said out of nowhere.
"What the fuck? Am I in Agrabah?"Sora asked.
And yes, he was.
owls think they're sooo smart. WELL WHO'S SMART NOW BITCH!!!! HUMANS HAVE CITIES AND YOU HAVE BUT THE TREES IN THE FOREST!!!...SO THERE!!!
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