Hey all FanFiction readers!! I'm Jenni, and my co-writer is my BFF Alex! Okay, if you've read our other two co-written fics, I'll bet this intro is getting really old, huh? Okay, I'll stop. But just a side note, this is after Jake gets back from Romania.

Disclaimer: We do not own Hannah Montana or any related characters. We will inform you if we decide to put in any OCs, though it's not in the plan currently.

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Miley drummed her fingers on the desk, as Mr. Corelli droned on and on. Oliver was dead asleep. It seemed as if no one in the class was paying attention.

Except for possibly Dandruff Danny, Miley thought, rolling her eyes. She was right, Danny was even taking notes.

Lilly started banging her head on her desk quietly. She looked down at her notes, which currently said, Lilly Truscott and Notes on The Rev, its true, she hadn't even finished writing Revolutionary War before she had lost interest.

Miley stared at a spot on the wall. Oliver snored a bit. Miley scribbled something down on a piece of paper and passed it back to Lilly.

He's sound asleep. He wouldn't notice if you poked him a few times...

Lilly opened it and read it. She took her pencil and poked Oliver in the head. Miley giggled as Oliver moved a bit, but didn't wake up.

Lilly tapped him again, only harder. Oliver cracked an eye open. "What are you doing?" He asked sleepily.

Lilly shrugged and smiled, "Its fun," she said.

"For you maybe," Oliver muttered. Then, the bell rang. Miley got out of her seat and grabbed her bag. The next class was her favorite, Life Skills

Lilly sighed, she hated life skills. All they talked about was being parents, getting married, blah, blah, blah.

"Hello class, please take your seats," Miss Larson, the teacher said, "I have a project planned for the next two weeks. It's a married couples project."

I feel sorry for the person who gets Oliver. Ew, Miley thought.

I wonder who I'll get... Lilly thought.

"I've chosen couples at random, and I've assigned you jobs. You and your 'spouse' must work out details, such as, how many kids do you have, how much do your jobs pay - And with that, you must stick with real life salaries, so you'll be doing some research -, how do you pay the taxes, etcetera. You have to write a paper on it. You have two weeks. Two pages," Ms. Larson said, "And it'll be a chance to know your partner better. I'll now call out the 'couples'."

Lilly rolled her eyes, "Great," she muttered sarcastically.

"First pairing is... Ashley and Danny," Ms. Larson (We'll call her Aimee) said. Ashley turned to Ashley and they both screamed.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwww," Ashley complained. Miley smirked.

"You two'll be the perfect couple!" Miley said.

"Ashley, you're the weather person on channel 9, and Danny, you make sure the machines work at a shoe factory," Aimee read off her notes.

"Great. Only poor people who can't afford satelite watch channel 9," Ashley grumbled. Amber shuddered.

"Divorce him as soon as you can," She said. Ashley grinned.

"I might do that..." She said, "And kick Oprah off her own show and turn it into my show!" Ashley grinned.

"Oooh! Perfect!" Amber said. Miley rolled her eyes.

Lilly rolled her eyes.

"The next happy couple is Miley and Jake," Aimee said. Miley grinned.

Lilly smiled. Troy...Troy...Troy...

"Miley, you're a singer, and Jake, you're... well... An actor," Aimee said, "Next couple is... Lilly..."

Troy...Troy...Troy...

"...And Oliver."

"What?" Miley asked. Oliver's jaw dropped.

Lilly's jaw dropped too.

"Lilly, you're a mystery author, and Oliver... You're a taxist," Aimee said.

"A what?" Oliver asked.

"A person who does taxes for people," Aimee said, "Next couple is Amber and Troy," She said.

"No fair!" Ashley said. Amber squealed.

"No fair!" Lilly said.

"Life's not fair," Amber said smugly.

"Amber, you're a Kindergarten teacher..."

"I hate kids!" Amber whined.

"Ewww!" Ashley said. Miley rolled her eyes as they did their sizzling finger thing.

"Troy, you're a baseball star," Aimee said.

Lilly started banging her head on the table.

Aimee paired off the rest of the class, then went over the basics of the assignment.

Lilly... and OLIVER??? Why her??? Miley thought, Wait... I'm not jealous! I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous... Oliver? EW!

OLIVER?? Of course everyone else gets remotely acceptable guys, but not Lilly the Tomboy! Lilly thought.

Lilly? Really? That's kinda cool in a weird way... Oliver thought.

Jake smiled at Miley. Miley smiled back, halfheartedly.

"You alright?" Jake asked.

"Just fine! Never better! Why do you ask?" Miley asked quickly.

"Because you seem kinda...I don't know..." he said.

"I'm fine," Miley said, a fake grin on her face.

"Okay..." he said.

Maybe I should make the best out of this...best friends best parents! Lilly thought.

"I'll see you tomorrow," Aimee said, as the bell rang. Miley got up.

Lilly got up. Oliver grabbed his backpack and tried to get out of class without talking to Lilly. He didn't know how she'd take it.

"Hey Oliver," Lilly said.

"Hey," Oliver said.

"How do you feel about this...thing...?" she asked.

"Um... How do you feel about it?" Oliver asked, making a lousy attempt to avoid the question.

"I think its a stupid assignment," Lilly said, avoiding how she thought about Oliver being paired with her.

"Yeah, stupid..." Oliver said.

Lilly nodded. "You won't make a big deal out of it like you did with your flour child?" she asked, saying flour child like she did in My Boyfriend's Jackson and There's Gonna Be Trouble.

"No!" Oliver said indignantly, "Besides, I wanted an A. Pretending it was real was the best way to get it." He realized what he just said. "Not that we need to pretend in order to get an A," He said quickly.

"I understand," she said. She walked out to her locker.

"Good, because, ya know, we don't want this to get... weird," Oliver said.

"Too late," Miley said to herself.

Jake smiled. Miley grinned.

Lilly nodded. Oliver slipped out of the class.

Once Oliver was out of sight, Lilly started banging her head on the wall.

"What's wrong?" Miley asked.

"I don't wanna work with Oliver!" Lilly exclaimed.

"Why not?" Miley asked.

"He's...He's..." Honestly, she didn't know why. "Because he's Oliver!" she exclaimed.

"That's a good point," Miley said.

Lilly nodded. Miley shrugged.

"Let's get to our next class."

Lilly groaned and walked to class. Miley followed close behind.

"What am I gonna do?" Lilly asked.

"Do the project?" Miley suggested.

"I guess I have to," she said.

"Well duh."

"A little sympathy would be nice!" she exclaimed.

"Well...It is Oliver..." Miley said. She thought about it for a minute, the shuddered. "Ew," She muttered.

"SYM. PA. THY! Do you know what that means?" Lilly asked.

"Uh..." Miley pretended to think for a second. "Yeah," She said.

"Then could I have some?" Lilly asked, sighing.

"It's kinda hard to give sympathy when I'm married to Jake," Miley said.

"That's cool-WHAT?! Your married Jake? How come I wasn't there?!" Lilly asked.

"Beeeeecause it was 20 minutes ago," Miley said.

"You skipped school and got married?!" Lilly asked.

"LILLY! I'm not literally married to Jake!" Miley said.

"Good, your much too young," Lilly said.

"Lilly, you weren't paying attention until Ms. Larson said your name," Miley stated.

"So...she had you and Jake get married? I didn't even know teachers were allowed to do that!" Lilly exclaimed.

"Lilly. Listen. I. Am. Not. Married. To. Jake. Ryan," Miley said.

"Then why did you say you were?" Lilly asked.

"I NEVER SAID THAT!" Miley said, walking off.

Lilly shrugged and walked to gym.

There's chapter one! Please reveiw, but no flames please! Be sure to check out our other co-written stories, a Suite Life of Zack And Cody fic 'Be Paired or Be Square', and our High School Musical fic 'Middle School Muscial.'