Me: Greetings fellow people! -
Nina: Hey since when did you make up this intro and drag me in it.
Shadow: Yeh, this is about some misfortune you have awakened upon us all.
Me: It's not that bad honestly.
(Silver coughs in his fist)
Me: Excuse me, I did you 2 a favour on humiliating Mephiles you do realise.
Mephiles: (fart noises) I hate you woman!
Me: I'll do it then: I do not own Sega or Sonic characters.
Nina: But she does unfortunately own me.
Story 4: Farts gone riot redub:
A light appeared causing Shadow and Silver to appear.
"Do you smell something?" asked Silver.
"I thought that was you" replied Shadow.
"It smells right in front" said Silver.
"Let's go" said Shadow.
BLACK OUT
"Poh! It was you!" cried Shadow.
IN LAB
"We are the idiots of Orange County, we have become soo stupid to turn on the Solaris gas to high at this rate it will…"
"At this rate it could fart a new nation" said another scientist.
"Why Solaris! Why do you refuse to listen to my fart?" the duke said.
"Father (raspberry noise)" said Elise.
"Elise did you just fart?!?" asked the duke.
He shielded Elise.
Farting noise- very loud (instead of a normal explosion)
"Did somebody fart?" asked Shadow.
"Wow! Someone must have farted this much to of shattered the glass in 2" said Silver.
Shadow pokes the duke and sniffs.
"Silver did you just fart?" asked Shadow.
"No" said silver as he sniffs the air as well.
"OOOH IT'S HIM!" Shadow points at the duke.
"WOW BIG DOLUP OVER THERE" said Silver as he points at Solaris splitting.
"Hey a farting amplifier" Shadow said happily.
"My ibs" said Silver.
"NO I FOUND IT YOU DON'T FARTER (raspberry noise)" said Shadow. Shadow runs away with it.
(Honestly their acting like 5 year olds someone gets the mother of these 2 shmucks!)
"HEY! Come back with my farting amplifier you farting pests!" roared the duke.
Black out
"Farter" he said darkly.
Shadow sees Mephiles.
(Farting noise all the way through Mephiles' words)
"I am shadow the (farts) hog" Shadow declared.
"(Farts)" said Mephiles and he disappeared.
Me: Well… that was fun (I rest my ringers and sigh with relief)
Shadow: Speak for you self you made it! (Growls)
Silver: Yeh and it's truly humiliating!
Me: EXCUSE ME! I had a very good idea- a good kick/laugh about it and I write it down also I made the beginning bit up since the orange county wouldn't make sense! Besides if you want to blame someone, you should blame Mephiles! He's the one that made you a complete laughing stock! (Sighs again)
Shadow and Silver turn to Mephiles but the only thing he could do was…
Mephiles: fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttsssssssss! (Help!!)
(As they planned to give him hell!)
Me: (stares at them) well I hope you all enjoyed it, if you want, you can review but no flames please.
Nina: And all insults weren't to be taken seriously... were they?
Me: (wide eyed) NO THEY WEREN'T! NOW GO (FARTS) TO YOUR ROOM!
(Nina faints in shock)
The end