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It was a regular day at magneto's base. Apocalypse had been long defeated and the acolytes had gone their separate ways except sabertooth. Magneto woke up that morning to a knock on the door.
"Delivery for Magnus Lensherr". Said a voice. Not really caring what it was, Magneto scratched his 5 o'clock shadow and slipped on his robe and slippers. He walked to the door and opened it to see a
pale redhead teen at his door. "Hello sign here please" he said holding out the clipboard. Mags signed and looked at the large package. It had a weird shape to it leaving the great magneto wondering if
he should open it or run and hide. There are a lot of people who wanted to see him dead including his children. They were smart enough and capable of doing such an act. Magneto shook off his
paranoia and reached for the package. It was heavy as a boulder but he made it into the base. He took of the card and it said "Merry christmas GET BENT! love Wanda,Rogue,and Pietro." in cursive.
Now he was really scared to open it. He grabbed the paper around it and tugged till it came off. It was a gravestone that read ' HERE LIES MAGNETO HE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PEOPLE'.
"Was wondering what they were going to get me." he said nonchalantly and left it where it was continuing with his saturday. "Hey boss just finished-" said sabertooth as he came through the door stopping to stare at the tombstone. "Is that a gravestone?"
THE END
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