Hello, guess who!? I'm back with a brand new story. Why aren't I continuing with any of my original stories, well you can either A.) Stick out the chapter and read the endnote, or B.) Cheat and just skip. Your choice. Either way, it doesn't affect me!
DIsclaimer: I do not own Rooster Teeth or Elfen Lied. All rights go to their respective owners. Enjoy.
Magic, Aura, Alternate Universes, Daemons, and other unrealistic topics. As a Dicloni with a less than shining past life, Lucy considered such notions to be childish and moronic. Unfortunately for her, there were evil mad scientists who wanted nothing but to rid the world of her "evil" kind and had the infinite funding needed to do so. Which is why she found herself in a deep hell hole, again, surrounded by men with guns and scientist with white lab coats.
"Subject Lucy, how are you feeling today?"
Lucy glared at the human scientist in front of her, wanting nothing more than to reach through the electrified cage imprisoning her and rip him limb from limb. And this time, her inner voice had nothing to do with it. "What te hell do you want this time you bastards? Wasn't it enough to utterly destroy anything I could possibly care about? You already know you can't kill me, so what's te point of bringing me back down here?"
The scientist smiled and clapped his hands with a sort of sadistic glee, "Oh, you don't understand, Lucy dear. We gave up on killing you long ago. Oh, no... We just want to be rid of you now. So, we joined forces with our English counterparts in order to... send you away. Their methods may be a bit unorthodox, but they have a one hundred percent success rate." The scientist pauses as a low chanting becomes audible. "Oh good, it sounds like they're almost ready. I hope you enjoyed your time here on Earth, because you won't be here for long."
Lucy opened her mouth to respond, but any retort she might have formed died in her throat as they entered a massive underground chamber, "Oh, you have got to be kidding me..."
The question was muttered to herself, but one could easily understand her sudden silence. A strange circle of humans wearing heavy red robes stood around a blood red design Lucy had only heard of in story books and legends, a pentagram. Hovering only a few feet over the ground, directly in the center of the design, was a brilliant ball of light. An eerie wind was blowing from within the orb, something that should have been physically impossible, and yet Lucy felt it shifting her hair. The Diclonius Queen pressed herself against the back of her cage with an instictive fear, only to get blown forward by an electric jolt that left her stunned and writhing in pain. Eventually, the spasms died away, and she could see straight. Almost immediately, she wished she hadn't opened her eyes. They were wheeling her into the pentagram, and she didn't like it. For only the second time in her adult life, Lucy felt terror. Heart pounding, bone rattling terror. And for the first time in her existence, she begged for her life.
"Wait... Please, don't do this! I don't want to go in there! You can't do this to me! All of you, you're just humans! This can't be happening! Why are you doing this to me!? I never did anything without being attacked first! You humans do it all the time, what makes us-AAAHHHH!"
The head scientist smirked smugly and pocketed a remote device that sent over 10,000 volts of electricity coursing through Lucy's body, almost instantly knocking her unconscious. "That's enough of your talk, creature. No one here wants to hear it, we just want to be rid of you. Send her through the portal and let us be done with this."
The rest of the scientist and Parapsychologists nodded in affirmation and moved to take her from the cage. The miltaristic men were none to careful with the charred, smoking girl, "accidentally" dropping her as soon as she left the cage. A few of them just chuckled and began dragging her to the portal. The head of the English Parapsychological Unit nodded to let the carriers know it was safe to dispose of the package, who proceeded to do so with very little subtlety. The Diclonius girl vanished with a bright blue flash. The men and woman assigned with disposing of the most lethal Dicloni in history waited with bated breath, believing there was some way the girl would be back. One minute passed, then two, after three minutes, the robed men finished their chants and closed the portal, and they finally released their breath. It was over. The war against the Dicloni queen was finally over.
Some Undefined Period of Time Later
"Hey, are you okay? Can you hear me?"
"Ruby, I don't think she can hear anything. I don't think she's even conscious..."
Urgh... The voices... so grating. Why couldn't they just- "Shut... up..."
What the hell? What was wrong with her voice!? She cracked her eyes open with a painful hiss to see a pair of four eyes looking down upon her. The silver pair grinned and looked at the blue pair smugly. "See, I told you she could hear us. Hey, what's your name. More importantly, why are you laying in the middle of the sidewalk?"
Lucy groaned and forced herself into a sitting position, coughing up a strange multicolored smoke. "Wha- What the fuck happened? Where the hell am I!?"
A lilac pair of eyes reached out and covered silver's ears, "Hey, watch your mouth young lady."
Young lady!? Just what was going on? She glanced down at her own body and froze. Oh... That's what was going on... While on the outside she kept a calm, collected pose, she was screaming: WHY THE HELL AM I A TEENAGER AGAIN!?
Lucy staggered to her feet in a dazed panic, looking around wildly. Just what had those damned humans done to her this time? This place certainly wasn't anywhere near Japan, maybe the Americas? No, there weren't any of those obnoxious idiots being paid to organize protests. So where was she, and what was with the weird tech she was seeing? Sheturned a lazy eye upin the people who discovered her, inspecting them more acutely. Red, White, Yellow, and BLack, that was the best way she could describe them. Sure, had she paid attention to the fashion trends of humanity, she may have realized that Red was wearing a gothic combat skirt with a red hood held in place by a templar's cross. Blackie had a sort of butler thing going on complete with a three piece tuxedo. ALthough the bow was a bit odd. She didn't feel human either. Then there was White. She was most definitely going for the rich girl look. Yellow, maybe Goldielocks was a better term, had a strange valley girl/southern brawler vibe going for her. Though that might have just been from the callused knuckles she had. Lucy frowned and pointed at the girl in white, "You, where am I? And keep your voice down. I have a headache from hell and your voices feel like a gunshot going off in my head."
Goldielocks opened her mouth to question Lucy's choice of words, but seemed to stop when one of her Vectors drifted close to the blonde's face. Lucy smirked, seeing that her Vectors were still operational, and gestured for White to deliver her response.
The girl in question just looked at Lucy with an expression of mild disgust, "You're in the City of Vale, the Commercial District. Now, the appropriate introduction goes a little something like this: 'Hello, my name is Weiss Schnee,Heiress to the Schnee Dust COmpany and Huntress in Training, and you are?'"
Lucy had to force herself from sneering at the arrogant human and taking her head, "I am Lucy, a Diclonius from Tokyo, and you, human are already getting on my nerves even though I've known you for less than ten minutes. And when humans annoy me, limbs tend to start getting torn off. Got it, princess? Good. Next, Red. Where is this City of Vale?"
The red hooded girl swallowed nervously, terrified of the DIclonius Queen, "Uhh... Actuallly It's Ruby, but I uh...EEP!" Ruby ducked in terror as Lucy took an irritated swipe with her vectors. "Vale! The City of Vale is located in the Kingdom of Vale! Please don't kill me!"
Goldielocks growled viscously, her eyes turning a viscous red color, "Now listen here, new girl. I don't know what the hell your problem is, but you had better back off with that weird semblance of yours and stop threatening my baby sister before you get hurt!"
Lucy turned her cold, unfeeling gaze upon Goldielocks, "And who exactly is going to hurt me for scaring some pitiful human, Goldielocks?"
The blond brawler smiled evilly, and for some reason that made Lucy bring her Vectors into a defensive stance, "One, that someone is me. Two, the name's Yang, Yang Xiao-Long, but you can just call me SIR!"
Lucy was immediately blown back by a heavy blow originating from the human girl's fists of all places. Lucy slid to a halt, staring at Yang with an expression of pure shock. She had felt that blow through her Vectors! After the initial surprise wore off, and the gears in her brain finally began working again, she figured out what must have happened. Those damned humans had sent her to an entirely new world, possibly another universe. Slowly, a low, harsh chuckle left her. This quickly grew into an insane crescendo with the facial expressions to match. "Oh, bravo you damned humans! You really got rid of me this time! What's next? An all expense paid trip to hell? Bring it on! After that little cantrip you did, I'm ready for anything!"
The quartet of humans looked on in utter confusion as Lucy continued her baffling tirade against these unseen offenders. After a few seconds, Yang just walked up to the Diclonius. She only hesitated an instant, before cocking back and slamming a haymaker into the pinkette's face. For the second time that day, Lucy the queen diclonius was knocked unconscious by a human.
(Change POV)
Yang looked down upon the strange, horned faunus, shaking out a smoking fist. She had to put a pretty decent amount of energy into that last punch, but it seemed to do the trick. Ruby slowly tiptoed behind her sister, "Yang, you didn't have to hit her that hard."
Yang just snorted and shook her head, "Ruby, you saw that creepy semblance th-thiang... Ruby, are you seeing what I'm seeing?"
"The creepy semblance arms? Yup... I already have Weiss calling Professor Ozpin."
Yang nodded and gestured to Blake, "Hey, kit-kat. Have you ever heard of a Diclonius Faunus?"
Blake bristled slightly, her ears flattening under the bow, "No, and don't ever call me that again. My name is Blake or Belladonna to you, and that is all."
Yang grimaced and held up her hands in defense, "Yeesh, alright. Someone didn't get their cream this morning..." She grinned as Blake twitched and spun around to tear into her. As entertaining as that may have been, the scene was interrupted by a certain heiress clearing her throat pointedly.
"I got a hold of the headmaster and explained the situation. He said there's an airship on the way and that we should guard the girl until further notice."
Ruby groaned, "Weiss, you were right, we should have... Ummm... Where's Lucy?"
The quartet turned to stare at the now empty space that Lucy once occupied. The diclonius must have recovered from Yang's blow faster than any of them could have expected and managed to sneak off. Blake's hand quickly found its way to her face, "Call Professor Ozpin again.. tell him te girl ran off..."
What, you didn't think I would make this story that straight forward, did you? Nah, Lucy isn't the type to stick around after getting laid out by a human. Guess you'll just have to stick around to see what happens next.
On another note, a lot of my stories will have to be postponed due to all of the original manuscripts er... not being around. It's a rather long story that I would rather not explain. Either way, this particular chapter was completely free written on a spur of the moment impulse. So tell me what you think.
And yet another note: PAIRINGS! Tell me what you think! Pairings along with the pairing names would be excellent. That is, if I can make her fit with anyone. There just isn't anyone particularly broken enough barring Neo, and I'm not sure how I can get Lucy to notice the advances of a five foot nothing, ice cream colored, human.
An explanation of Lucy's odd behavior. One, she just had her brains fried by a few thousand volts and tossed into an entirely different world. She's going to be disoriented and even more brash and blunt. Two, she woke up surrounded by humans, of course she's going to be unhappy and a bit tempermental. Three, as to her not speaking to Blake, she can tell she isn't human, but also not a diclonius. That means she's even lower than a human in her books. Yeah Lucy is a racist, but she'll grow out of it... hopefully.
And yeah, Yan just one-shot a Queen Diclonius, welcome to Remnant...