"Bwahahaha!"

The girl in the red boots, long blue coat, and pirate hat cackled, shuffling around on her knees, for her cat-pajama'ed playmate was much shorter than she was. Nepeta stifled a giggle and circled Vriska on all fours. "The huntress sizes up her prey, growling ferociously!"

Vriska grinned. "The Marquise laughs- no, cackles- in amusement! A silly little cat could never beat the mighty Mindfang!"

"Oh yeah? Well, the huntress decides to pounce on the mighty Mindfang and wrestle with her!" Nepeta let out an attempt at a yowl and lunged, giggling as she knocked Vriska to the floor. They tussled for a bit before Vriska flopped on her back and let out a groan of anguish. "There is no one to help me now! I will surely perish here at the hands- I mean, claws- of the awesome huntress! Noooo!" Nepeta giggled again, looking up to the couch. "Kanaya, this is where you come in!" she whispered loudly.

Kanaya had to stifle a laugh when she looked down at the pair, Nepeta pinning Vriska down by the shoulders and Vriska looking helpless under the weight of the six-year-old. "The royal Queen of the Vampires sighs in a most dramatic fashion and wonders if she has to save the Marquise again."

"The Marquise cries for the beautiful, majestic Queen to save her from the claws of death," Vriska grinned at her girlfriend, who rolled her eyes and put her book down on the coffee table. "The Queen obliges," she said, getting up off the couch and making her way towards the two, "silently closing in on the mighty huntress... then swoops in, snatches her up, and carries her off to her cave!" Nepeta squealed as she was pulled off of Vriska, hoisted up over Kanaya's shoulder, and brought into her room. "Aw, but I'm not tired!" she protested upon being placed on the bed.

"Yes, well, it's already past your bedtime," Kanaya chided, pulling off the child's cat helmet and tucking her into bed. She kissed her forehead before going to the door and turning the light out. "Goodnight, Nepeta."

"G'night, Kanaya!"

She returned to the living room, where her girlfriend had already made herself comfortable by stretching out on the couch and flipping through the television channels. All that was left of her pirate getup was the black velvet hat, which was placed on her head at an odd angle. Kanaya found this highly adorable and settled on the open end of the couch. "Battling the mighty huntress wore my little pirate out, hmm?"

"Pff. She's no match for the scourge of the seas," retorted Vriska as she sat up and moved over to snuggle her way into her girlfriend's lap. "But yes. I could fall asleep at this very moment. Though don't we have to stay up and wait for Nepeta's sister to get home?"

"One of us does. Go ahead and sleep, darling, I don't mind waiting up."

"Mm. Thanks," Vriska yawned and moved so that she took up the whole couch again, save for her head, which rested in Kanaya's lap. "I love you."

"I love you too," Kanaya murmured, removing the pirate hat to stroke Vriska's hair. "Please try not to drool on me."

"Heh. No promises."