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Link: hey Ben sooo what's this I hear about a new production?
Me/Ben/Director: well it's about you and tetra and the new hyrule... hence the title. Now here is the script...
Tetra: wait it says here "Trolololol this 'aint the real script bitch (tetra gets crushed by anvil)" what the fuck!
Me: ROFL... no, JK here's the real one... now let's get this started! : P
*scrinch, scrunch, scrinch, scrunch* *pant, pant, pant, pant* *THWANG*
*Thwap*
"YES"
"Got him?"
"Yeah"
"Good, we're havin' pork tonight"
Tatl (narrator): it has been 4 months since the events of the legend of Zelda: TDP. Tetra And link have come back from a successful hunt in the new world.
"so... how's bein' monarch been so far" asked link
"Meh... no real duty's so far just the make shur we all have food and shelter, that's kina all right now" replied Tetra
"Oh well... heh" link chuckled and kisses Tetra on the cheek "come on let's get this thing roastin'"
Back at the castle (more of a manor/ keep)
*sigh*
"What's wrong tetra? Ya seem down lately"
"Oh...it's nothing link... it's just... well, I guess it's just the town" Complained Tetra
"What's wrong with it?" asked Link
"I don't know... 10 houses, 3 apartments, and 5 small businesses (blacksmith, woodsmen, trade, shipwrights, and treasury) total population of about 120. Not really much of a kingdom!"
"Don't worry Tets... besides it's only been 4 months"
"Yeah but what really concerns me is that the population what if we come under attack... we have no soldiers, no guards, no firemen, no doctors, no paramedics, etc"
"Oh you worry too much! Besides if anyone tried to harm you in anyway, you have your one man army to protect you!" Link puffed up rolling up his sleeves to show his new and improved muscles
"Um... Ok, Mr. One man army, if your sooo almighty tell me why 7 months ago you got your ass whooped by 9 monster n00bs, he-he AND not only did you get whooped, you WERE KILLED!" Tetra snarled in a smirkish tone
"Whoa, ouch that hurts me emotional m'lady" link said sarcastically
"I'm sorry link... I don't like yelling at you. (Anyone else I don't mind)"
"Heh, s'okay Tets... besides if your sooo worried about the population just send out some flyers or something... OR..."
"Or... what"
"I have another idea that could increase the population" Said Link looking mischievously at Tetra
"Oh!" gasped Tetra and blushed VERY BRIGHT red "do you mean what I think you mean?"
Link smirked and nodded. Turning slightly red in the process
Tatl: now don't get me wrong! Link and Tetra had uh... how you say... um... "Connected" before (on set and off... at least that's the rumour). But not for the sole purpose of having a child... just the pleasure, being BF/GF.
"But link... we aren't even married would you want us to have a *erhem* 'royal bastard'" asked tetra, part scolding and part interested
"Are you implying that you and I should marry?" Link asked now also part interested
"Maybe... what would thy say if I did ask"
"Maybe..." he mimicked ("BTW where did the old English come from")
Tetra :( I don't know, it says so on the script)
Tetra got up to go to go to her bedchamber to write in her logbook
July 2nd 1 AH (AH = After, Hyrule)
Today was just a day like any other me and link went hunting and got us a wild boar, a BIG one to we brought it back and talked about the population problem on our hands.
But link hinted that a way to increase the POP was to both A) send out flyers to get colonists... or B) ... make with our relationship and get busy... O.O
Tetra closed the book thinking that it was enough for one day
"Wow" she thought "either I'm getting lazy... or... maybe it is just my time of month! Meh! Whatever"
Link couldn't sleep he kept thinking about what tetra had said and decided to work it out in the best way he could... *gasp* smashing thing (LOL) what a surprise (dbl LOL)
So link headed down to the blacksmith and started putting in some time to build himself a new sword after he lost the master sword at the final battle. (And the hero's sword sucked)
Tetra had given Him special materials from when she was on Volcano isle. Secretly Tetra had sewn the chain into links hero clothes and it was so light he only realised it when a moblins threw a javelin at him and it didn't go thru (it still hurt like hell). The special armour that she had given him was Mithril chain mail so he decided to make a sword out of the same material as Mithril could only be pierced by other Mithril weapons and certain magic...
The next day
Tetra woke up at 7 am to get some work done
"Link!" she yelled once she was at the barracks
"What!"
"Get out here, we got work to do"
"Ok, Ok" Link Moaned "...shit I am sooo tried"
"Whoa... uh dude how long were you up till?"
"2-5am"
"What the hell were you doing?"
"Blacksmith, Mithril Sword... birthday present..." said half asleep.
"Birthday?" asked Tetra confused
"Yours ... duh!"
*smack* "crap MINE June 19th"
"Yea-"
*Broooooomp*
"Looks like we got a new ship coming in" said tetra
"Oh great"
"Maybe it'll have more settlers on it so we don't have to go thru with your plan B!" said hopefully
"What you don't like plan B?"
"... I never said that"
So how was the 1st chapter better than my other 1st?
If you have an suggestions about the layout of new hyrule let me know thanks!
NOW for the usual behind the scenes
Me: CUT!
Me: good job everyone if I do say so you all have greatly improved over the time you have gotten here
Tetra: WE ALL have I you think about it your stories were not that good in the beginning
Me: I resent that!
Link: oh shut you guys this was the first clean scene with no re-takes I'd that we ALL did good
Tatl: how was I as narrator?
Me: Good... now, go see your brother Tael
Tatl: KK LOL
Link: 'aight so what's the next scene
Me: I'll print the script and hand it out tomorrow BTW we'll be introducing a few all new characters into the story
Tetra: Oh... Who
Me: (snickers) you'll see... YOU'LL ALL SEE mwahahahahahahaha! (Holy crap, déjà vu)