"Holy bananas batman!" Naruto yelled at his auntie beluga. "How many of them there that there them aliens can you stuff into an apple pie?" he asked her. "Seven" was her reply. All of a sudden she spontaneously combusted and started singing. "I think I'm crazy! I think you're crazy! I think we're crazy!" "Probably!" Naruto announced and then proceeded to throw a shuriken which hit her right in the eye. She dropped dead and ate an apple. Naruto looked at his dead grandmother and sighed. He was on his own from now on.