Chapter 1
Oz
(This story is a whole bunch of nonsense I finally lost a foot ball bet now I have to write something as pointless as bobobo so watch out while reading this.)
Once in Middle-earth there was a fourteen year old boy by the name of Charles. " I have two paper clips. Take the blue one and wake up in your bed and believe what you want to believe or take the red one and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." Said his Uncle
"I'll take the red one. now show me how deep the rabbit hole goes." Said Charles
He takes it. And his uncle takes the ruler and jabs it in a hole. " Well I'll be darned. twelve feet" said his uncle.
He hands Charles a golden paper clip. "What's this?" asked Charles
"Well my dear boy this is the paper clip of power." Said his uncle just then strong winds blew Charles away.
"Where the heck am I?"Asked Charles
"Oz" Said a scarecrow.
The munchkins start that follow the yellow brick road crap.
"Shut up. unless someone tells me how to get the (Censored with a doorbell) out of here all of you are gonna die." Said Charles no longer with Middle-earth clothes but in gangster clothes and the biggest Assault riffle ever. Also he was thinking he should have taken the blue paper clip.
A dog snarled. "It's The wicked (Censored with a Cat's meowing) of the west." Said the tin Man.
"Here kitty kitty" Said the dog
"I'm not a (Censored out by a cat meowing) cat "Said the Tin Man running.
Then the good which appeared "Dearest Charles you must clap your heels three times. and say get me the (Censored by a dolphin) out of here." she said
"Will it get me home"Asked Charles "No but you'll find a paradise with girls" She said
" Works for me" he said and that was it. The storm returned
(Where to next you ask. Narnia Yes Narnia. Then to the world of Clerks II)