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I got this idea from another King Arthur Story that hinted at the horses, and I decided to add on.

Part One- The Horses

"Woads!" His master called as they looked down at the bishop's carriage. With a snap of the reins all horses leapt of to take their knights to the battle.
Seven horses went automatically into battle formation, ready for their knights to leap off.

The first one was Lancelot, leaping into battle, leaving his horse to wait in the side-lines. Only few seconds later did Gawain's horse join him.
"How did Gawain get off you?" Lancelot's stead neighed.
"Woad took him down, you?" Gawain's horse whinnied in return.
"Leapt off me, could've stayed on. But no, he had to jump off." The horse whined irritated, watching his master cut down another woad.
"Told you Gawain was a better knight," Gawain's horse neighed. Suddenly, Dagonet's horse galloped up.
"What's your story?" Lancelot's horse asked. "You rear up on him again?"
"You have such a big head. No, he leapt over my head into the creek, to attack two woads." The horse neighed in response.
"Why is everyone claiming their better than me? Lancelot and I are a team; we're the best by far!" Lancelot's horse snapped in return.
"Hah! Bors' and I would beat you any day!" Bors' stead neighed as he galloped up behind.
"No, Bors would be no match to Gawain, admit it." Gawain's horse snapped.
"I'm going to have to disagree; Galahad could beat Gawain in an archery match any day!" Galahad's horse entered the conversation.
"Yeah yeah, Tristan would beat all of you hands down. Look at him." Tristan's horse neighed as he walked over. All horses looked over to the white stead with black spots. Rarely did the horse join into the conversation; he took after his master too much. Slowly, all the horses turned to watch Tristan cut down two woads.
There was silence for a moment then,
"Nah, Lancelot could've done it better," Lancelot's horse argued.

Finally, all the horses were arguing on which Sarmatian knight was better.
Lancelot's horse and Tristan's horse were in the upper hand of the debate when Galahad came over.
"Whoa, calm it you guys," the young knight ordered as he mounted his horse. He grabbed Tristan's stead by the reins and walked over to the carriage. Arthur's horse met up with them at that moment.
"You guy's shouldn't argue. All the knights did a good job," Then he trotted off to wait for Arthur to mount him.
The horses swapped guilty looks, in till Lancelot's horse whinnied,
"Lancelot still did better." Then, he galloped off towards his master. The other horses neighed their displeasure and went towards their own mounts.

When all the Knights were mounted, except for Arthur of course, the horses continued glaring.
"You know, I think I got a good nickname for your master." Bors' horse taunted Lancelot's. The black stead looked at the other. "Sir brag-a-lot," The horse neighed. The other horses whinnied in pleasure as Lancelot's horse reared angrily at Bors'.
"Hey! Watch your horse Lancelot!" Bors snapped.
"Your horse started it," Lancelot snapped. Both were silenced by looks from Arthur as he walked up to the Bishop.
"Look what you caused!" Lancelot's stead neighed.
"I don't know, if you hadn't reared, nothing would have happened at all." Galahad's horse teased.

Arthur's horse galloped up at the lead at that moment.
"Quiet! If you're that desperate, let the knights settle it out for themselves!" He snapped.

The other horses looked at each other with murderous expressions. When quietly Tristan's horse said,
"That's not a bad idea." The other horses looked confused.
"We let the knights fight it out." Lancelot's horse whinnied skeptically.
"Yep," He replied.

Yep, that's what I got. Not epic I know, but there's one more chapter so in the mean time…
Review, no matter how many times you hear it! LOL kidding, It would be nice though.