Max was getting ready for another night out on the town. Food, fun, friends, and looking for sex. Life couldn't be any better.
All dressed up, she applied some lipstick, rubbing the substance around to make her lips shiny and sexy.
Sex would come her way, oh yes it WOULD.
Meanwhile, downstairs Cindy sipped on her sparkling water, sighing happily.
"What a day it's been! Let's read my pamphlet here…" Grabbing the parcel, she unfolded it to read:
"What would Jesus Do?"
For ages 55 and older.
Cindy read more. "Number one: love thy neighbor. Love thy neighbor as thyself."
Cindy, you dirty old woman. You dirty, dirty whore.
Cindy turned her eyes to the skies. "Thank you God."
Max came downstairs, singing, "I've got a CRUSH ON YO MOMMA!"
Cindy looked up, her face growing horrified. "OH…no."
She stood up, interfering with Max's plans. "EXCUSE ME!"
The intervention began. This wouldn't be pretty.