The closing credits for the anime played on the television. Once the credits finished, the next episode's preview went on. When the preview ended, a girl's hand reached for the remote.
"You're not going to watch the next anime?" Kyōko Izumi asked his otaku wife.
"Nah, I'm bored. Besides, I've got the recorder on, so I can watch it later," Konata replied.
An hour earlier, Kyōko and Konata got ready for bed. Actually, they were just getting ready to watch anime so they could go to bed after they had finished watching. Depending on the day, the couple stayed up to watch the late-night anime on television, otherwise they would have just gone to bed.
When Konata made sure the recorder started its job, she turned the TV off and put the remote back. Konata and Kyōko just began staring into each other's eyes, since they felt like going to bed, but they didn't feel like going to bed. The anime they just finished watching had good fanservice; it had girls in bikinis with assets big and small, along with boys of differing body types in their beach gear. Ecchi anime sometimes turned them on, but on the rare occasion that they really felt like it, they would just find some hentai anime to watch so they could get off afterwards.
As Konata and Kyōko looked at each other, they came closer to each other and started to kiss. Kyōko reached his arms as if to hug his wife and she reciprocated. Their kiss went from light and shallow to deep and passionate. They slowly lied down on their bed and looked at each other.
"How long has it been since the two of us were like this?" Kyōko said.
Konata replied, "I don't know, but I'm feeling so horny. So why don't you help yourself to me? I'm all yours, baby!" She turned her back to her husband as if to let him spoon her before Kyōko sat her up with him. They turned themselves towards the end of the bed. Konata crossed her legs, while Kyōko had to stretch his legs out to let his wife sit with her back to his chest.
"Do you want me to start slow?" Konata nodded when she heard her husband's question. Kyōko started massaging her shoulders and back, then as his hands began moving down, he set Konata's hair behind her back as he began kissing her cheeks. At first, Konata let herself look flattered before she reciprocated Kyōko's kisses.
Kyōko's hands reached his wife's hips. His left hand began reaching under Konata's shirt while his right hand reached down to her crotch. To his surprise, Kyōko felt something silky under her clothes. "Surprised? I know what kinds of animes turn us on. So I thought I'd put something on that I knew you'd love. Can I show you?" Konata said flirtily as she took her shorts off. She then turned herself around toward her husband and took her panda sweater off, revealing a silk babydoll.
Kyōko's penis had been hard for some time. Konata said, "Why don't you take those clothes off and let me see what you've got under there?" Konata had let her husband be the dominant partner for a little while, but considering her crazy nature and demeanour, she was more likely to be the dominant partner than a submissive one, but she didn't mind being the latter at times.
Kyōko took his shirt off while Konata took off his pants and briefs. Konata admired and felt Kyōko's body, which was average for a non-otaku, if you could put it that way. Kyōko kept his pubic hair trimmed so his wife wouldn't get a mouthful of hair every time she gave him a blowjob. Kyōko's nipples were hard, but they didn't perk out like normal nipples do – they were slightly inverted nipples, but that problem was easily resolved thanks to Konata's tweaking. Konata licked them, which made Kyōko chuckle and say, "That tickles, Kona-chan!"
Konata sat face to face with her husband and began kissing him. After a little while, Konata said, "Your turn now. Play with me all you want, but keep it gentle and sexy!"
Kyōko replied, "Alright! Prepare yourself!" Konata took her silk babydoll off together with Kyōko before she went and took her panties off. Konata was clean shaven (or she didn't grow that much hair down there, you be the judge) and she had a thigh gap.
Konata saw her husband ogling her body with eager eyes. She said, "Are you disappointed?" She was referring to her flat chest, since common men prefer women with breasts they could squeeze, fondle and stick their penis in the cleavage between them.
Kyōko replied, "No! In fact, I'm just getting turned on!" He went on to lick, suck on and tweak his wife's nipples at the same time, which felt very intense for Konata. She started breathing rapidly and quietly making sounds that did or did not serve to turn Kyōko on even further than he already was. He went up and down her body, until he reached her genital region…
"Wait, Kyō! Let's 69 each other and save us some time!" Konata suggested. Kyōko lied down on the bed while Konata got on above him. To start, Kyōko slowly tickled her clitoris while Konata clenched her fingers softly on her husband's penis and started running it up and down. They eventually put their mouths and tongues on each other's private parts and began licking and sucking for a few minutes. Konata was trying hard not to let her husband cum before they got to the best part – the actual sex.
Konata eventually decided to stop 69ing and move on to the actual sex. Konata asked her husband, "Does your mouth feel dirty?"
Kyōko returned, "Well, it's really just pussy juice, but if you don't want to get it in your mouth, I could wash it out quickly."
Konata also said, "There's pre-cum from your dick in my mouth as well, but you don't hear me complaining. Now let's do it." Keep in mind that they didn't need a condom because they were no longer able to have babies because of something that happened. However, that is for another story.