Digimon Tamers

and Deadpool

Authors notes:

Deadpool has a healing factor, a teleportation belt and is armed to the teeth and can take weapons from seemingly no where. As long as they aren't megas I think it's perfectly fair. At any rate, this takes place like, immediately after Cables death, and sometime when the tamers have only ultimate levels. Please enjoy.

Chapter 1 Deadpools new job

Wade sat on the couch.

"Oh dear lord, I thank you for this bountiful meal of Burger King meals. Whoppers, Fries, and Chicken fries for Bob. I also hope you will get me a new job to kill some poor sucker in order make cash, or let me do right for Cables sake. Praise Jezuz. Amen." (Authors note: It's ok for me cause I am Catholic).

Ring.

"Thanks."

"Is this Wade Wilson? The merc with a mouth Deadpool?" Said a man with a Japanese accent.

"Well dude, make up your mind! Do you want Wade or Deadpool the merc with a mouth?"

"Wha? Aren't you the same person?

"That is entirely beside the pie."

"You mean point?"

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEANT JACKASS!"

"Well maybe I'll just find a mercenary interested in making money while helping the world!"

"All right! All right! So who are you anyway? Who do you work for? What's the job? How much?"

"My name is Mitsuo Yamaki. I work for an organization dedicated to the protection of the world against a variety of evil creatures known as digimon…"

"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA… Your telling me you want me to fly all the way to Japan to kill a bunch of fictional monsters whose show I happen to be a big fan of. Except that second season leader. He's a dick."

"Yeah sure whatever. As I was saying, I want you to assassinate ("POTTY MOUTH! YOU JUST SAID ASS TWICE!!") three particular digimon. They are roaming free in our area: West Shinjuku. If you accept this you… Deadpool… will be paid 1 000 000 American. And at the same time, you will be doing what your former partner would have wanted. You will be protecting the entire planet from these evil beasts."

"Sounds like an offer I can't possibly pass up. But tell… Who are you?"

"?? What? Mitsuo Yamakai!"

"Who do you work for?"

"An anti digimon organization called H.Y.P.N.O.S.!"

"What's the job?"

"Killing 3 particular digimon!"
"How much is it?"
"1 000 000 American!"

"And who are you?"

"Mitsuo Yamakai!"

"And who do you work for?"

"An anti digimon organization called H.Y.P.N.O.S.!"

"And what's the job?"

"Killing 3 particular digimon!"
"And how much is it?"
"1 000 000 American!"

"And who are you?"

"Mitsuo Yamakai!"

"And who do you work for?"

"An anti digimon organization called H.Y.P.N.O.S.!"

"And what's the job?"

"Killing 3 particular digimon!"
"And how much is it?"
"1 000 000 American!"

"And who are you?"

"MITSUO YAMAKAI!!"

"And who do you work for?"

"AN ANTI DIGIMON ORGANIZATION CALLED H.Y.P.N.O.S.!!"

"And what's the job?"

"KILLING 3 PARTICULAR DIGIMON!!"
"And how much is it?"
"1 000 000 AMERICAN YOU STUPID FREAK!!"

"WHO IS THIS!!" (Authors note: This is Deadpool. No exaggeration.)

"YOU #HEAD!! DO YOU WANT THE !#ING JOB OR NOT!!"

"Oh alright I'll take. But maybe you need to take some anger management classes mufriend."

Click.

Yamaki was left to scream out of frustration at the antics of the mercenary. Several of the people monitoring the bioemergence looked at him curiously.

"NOT ONE WORD!!"

Meanwhile in New York, Deadpool was looking at a picture of his late partner.

"Here goes. You were always one to do the right thing. Now it's my turn. Don't worry Nate. This one is more for you than the money."

"Mr. Wilson. There's just one problem with this job," Bob (the hostage friend HYDRA agent. For those who don't know him wiki him.)

"What could possibly be wrong Bob?" Deadpool answered.

"Your costume is still in shreds from your last job!."

Chapter 2: AIR TRIP!

Deadpool and Bob (in full uniform and thus getting many strange looks.) were at the airport.

"Are you sure you know what you're doing Mr. Wilson?"

Deadpool just looked at him.

"What am I saying. Of course you don't."

"Bingo," Deadpool responded.

"Well… goodbye Mr. Wilson." Bob went in to hug him. Deadpool punched him in the ribs.

"OW!"

"Don' touch me."

After several problems with all his weapons at airport security, and several issues with the guards Deadpool showed them the special license that was sent to him by Yamaki to take his weapons on board, and was finally on the plane.

"What's with the costume? You 3 or somethin'." Said the guy in front of him.

Deadpool began kicking the seat.

"WAAAAAAHHHH! WAAAAAHHHH! I WAN'T MY JUICE! I WANT MY SANDWHICH! I can keep this up for the whole fifteen hours buddy. WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

And he did. Or rather, he kept it up for exactly 14 hours, 55 minutes and 39.456 seconds. They were about to land when…

"Yamaki! I don't think you'll be seeing your mercenary anytime soon!" Riley cried.

"What do you mean?"

"A digimon just bioemerged at the airport, and his plane is landing right now!"

"Perfect." He said angrily.

… the plane was rammed by a large serpent like thing. Deadpool looked out the window and stopped the whining. But he continued kicking the seat. Hey I know that thing! He thought. Hey! Where are my yellow boxes! Ah whatever. I saw that thing somewhere before. Oh yeah! The digimon emperor rode them in the second season. Damnit they never actually named it.

BAM! WHAM! BAM!

"You call those sound effects!" Deadpool said running for the door. He stopped. "Okay everyone buckle in." He opened the door and a fierce wind tried to drag everyone with him. He threw a grappling hook at the serpent digimon. And it wrapped around its neck.

"DA NANNANANANANANANANANANANA, DEADPOOOOLLL DEADPOOOOLLL DEADPOOOOLLL." He sang as he climbed up the rope. When he got on top he took both his swords and stabbed them through its neck on either side. It screamed in pain and writhed. Deadpool just clung on like crazy. He pulled out his sub machine guns and began firing at its head. It screamed and screamed.

"SHUT UP! IT DOSEN'T HURT THAT MUCH!" It fell and Deadpool let go by accident.

"Now THIS is going to hurt." He said. It had flown up past where any plane flew and he was hurtling to the ground fast.

He dialed his cellphone.

"Yamaki. Hi it's Deadpool. I'm going to be a bit la…" BAM!

"I'M HERE! MERRY CHRISTMAS MOM AND DAD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER BILLY!" Deadpool sang as he walked in.

Yamaki turned around. "How?" was all he could get out.

"They said you fell from the plane!"

"Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

Yamaki stared at him. "You fell out of a plane."

"Yeah, so?"

"SO!? YOU FELL OUT OF A PLANE!"

"Can we move on to the actual job now?"

"But you… You know what. I don't even want to know."

Well here's the beginning. My favorite anime meeting my favorite comic hero. No negative comments about the idea, or I will hunt you down as I have already said. See you next chapter.