A Dr Ivo Robotnik In Time
On an awesome and sweet morning, Gordon sat on a cock. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His PAINIS ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Alyx to love someone with a dark head?
Softly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a cool shit panther, all on a summer's day. I wish my Alyx would screw me, in her own horrible way..."
"Do you?" Alyx sat down beside Gordon and put her hand on Gordon's Hand. "I think that could be arranged."
Gordon gasped hastily. "But what about my dark Head?"
"I like it," Alyx said huskily. "I think it's Explosive."
They came together and their kiss was like a painis that is also a cupcaek and eats children.
"I love you," Gordon said AWESOMELY.
"I love you too," Alyx replied and screwed him.
They bought a pedobear, moved in together, and lived gently ever after.