A/N: Hi there! Just got in the mood to write an Edward and Winry Conversation! Enjoy!
W: Ed! Give me a hand with the groceries!
E: Don't feel like it.
W: Oh come on. You haven't done anything today except eat and sleep. Get some exercise!
E: I did other things.
W: Like what?
E: I took a crap.
W: Ugh! You're such a pervert.
E: And you're an annoying girl who won't confess your love to me.
W: EXCUSE ME?
E: Nothing.
W: Whatever just please at least carry the milk inside?
E: . . Milk?
W: Yeah, the milk it's in the trunk next to the tomatoes.
E: You. . want me. . to get. . milk. .
W: Ed stop acting like you can't understand me and get your lazy butt off my couch!
E: You still want me to get. . milk?
W: I swear if you don't have that milk in here in five minutes I'll make it so automail won't even work for you.
E: . . . milk.. .
W: Yes Ed, milk!
E: . . . .o.O
W: . . . -_-. . .
E: . . . .O.O' . . . .
W: MOVE IT!
E: Okay.
W: Wait . .so you're actually gonna get it?
E: Sure why not.
W: But I thought you hate milk?
E: Sometimes you need to grow up Winry. I've taken that path, maybe you should too.
W: I'm way more mature than you, Ed!
E: Continuing to hit me with wrenches whenever you're mad is not mature at all, Winry.
W: -wrench to the head-
E: See? What'd I say?
W: . . Just get the freaking milk. .
E: Whatever.
W: Al, are you here?
E: He's out getting wood for the fire.
W: That's exactly what I expect from him. At least Al actually contributes to this family, and he's not even here half the time!
E: What hell are you blabbering about? I contribute too much if you ask me.
W: Are you kidding me? What is it that you do around here?
E: I just brought in the milk.
W: Dumbass that doesn't count!
E: At least I did something so stop complaining!
W: Ugh I'm gonna make dinner now so try not to annoy me pipsqueak.
E: WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN FIT IN A CARTON OF MILK?
W: -walks away while shaking head-
A: Hey Winry.
W: Hi Al! Thanks for getting the wood!
A: No problem. Was that brother yelling in here?
W: Who else would it be.
A: You have a point
E: Hey I heard that Al! Traitor!
A: Ed you need to grow up. And why is your shirt all covered in mud?
E: No reason. .
W: You didn't. .
A: I think he did.
E: It wasn't my fault I dropped the milk! It landed on a rock and the glass shattered and I tripped and fell on the ground which was slowly turning into mud!
W: Um I was just gonna say you're a neanderthal and you were bonding with your inner caveman but YOU DROPPED THE MILK?
E: Yes. .
A: Oh boy here we go again.
W: Edward Elric you are a dead man.
E: Listen Winry, let's go over this!
W: Do you know how much that milk cost me?
E: No, but I'm guessing it was expensive, but you don't have to panic cuz I'll buy more I promise!
W: With what money?
E: Well I was gonna steal some of Al's. .
A: Who's the traitor now?
E: Shut up and help me out here! She's gonna rip my arm off!
A: Granny? Yeah, I'm coming!
E: You faker, granny's not calling you!
A: I'm sorry, I thought I was a traitor. And last time I checked, traitor's don't help past allies.
E: Gr, when I'm done with this I'm coming after you Al!
A: Yeah, yeah, call me when dinner's ready.
E: Bastard. . .now Winry . . please let go.
W: Never.
E: Oh, I get it now!
W: I can't wait for this one.
E: You won't let go. . because you never want me to leave your side. .because you love me so much!
W: Hah.
E: What's the hah for?
W: Never knew you were such an idiot Ed. . oh no. . wait I did. Hah, it's even funnier the 1,453th time you make a fool out of yourself.
E: You're an evil girl aren't you.
W: Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
E: Great. Can my prize be you letting me go?
W: Nope. Your prize is you get to cook dinner tonight.
E: Ugh, Winry!
W: Yes?
E: Come on, you know I can't cook to save my life.
W: Exactly. Have fun!
E: Can't you help me out a bit!
W: Nah I don't think I should. Oh and don't forget, Granny hates food that tastes like crap.
E: You bitch.
W: Tell me something I don't know.
E: You're a beautiful girl.
W: Na-NANI?
E: What? You asked to tell you something you don't know, and I told you you're beautiful because I don't think you know that.
W: Y-You can't j-just go on spu-sputtering nonsense l-like that!
E: It's true, I'm not lying.
W: Aw, Ed. . really?
E: Really. .
W: So now. .what happens next?
E: Now. . Winry.. . you. .WILL MAKE DINNER AND I'M GONNA GO TO CENTRAL FOR AN OUT OF NOWHERE SUMMONING BY COLONEL JERKFACE! SEE YA!
W: EDWARD ELRIC WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE YOU'RE DEAD!
E: Love you too Winry!
A: So he finally told you, huh Winry?
W: Al! Tell me what?
A: Oh nothing. . .(stupid lovebirds)
E: Oh I forgot something!
W: What?
E: I only dropped one glass of milk, there's five more in the car. Laters!
A: Ha, brother's a dead man isn't he.
W: You got that right Al.
A/N: Hope you liked it!