Hi. First of all I want to say that this is not Raptor Lord Number 3. It's his sister smart one. He is letting me use his account for this one story as he is old enough and I'm not and by the time I am, nobody will like teen titans anymore. Okay, so I just want to say…uhh…This is my very first fic and it's probably not all that good, and the start is kinda dull, but it's the idea that counts, so bear with me. It does get funny eventually though. Here goes…wait, the disclaimer: I own nobody except Jamie, so you can't use her unless I say so. ANYWAY…

JAIMIE SPARX: CHATTERBOX RISING:

THE NEW FRIEND

Starfire rolled over and slapped her mumbo alarm clock. With a yawn, she stretched and headed downstairs for breakfast. Unsurprisingly, the young alien was greeted by the sound of the other titans arguing over whose turn it was to put out the recycling.

"Dude, I'm telling you, I did it last week!" said Beastboy.

"No, I did it last week. You haven't done it since last June! "argued Cyborg

"All I know is that I did it the week before Robin," Raven said.

Upon noticing Starfire, Robin said "Hey Star, isn't it your turn?"

Wanting to stop the argument, She agreed, and brought the bin full of…recycling stuff…ALMOST to the door. When she opened the outside door, she saw a pale little girl standing in there, with a huge, toothy smile on her face. She didn't look like most of the Earth children Starfire had seen. Specifically, she looked like she had lost an argument with a paper shredder. Her rag of a dress was so torn and filthy that it was impossible to tell what colour it was supposed to be. (a/n: if you have an extremely vivid imagination, you might find this next little part kinda gross)Her waist was thinner than her neck and her ribcage showed clearly through her dress. Her choppy waist-length hair was that sort of every colour hair- it was red, it was brown, it was dirty blonde, and it was DIRTY. Not to mention that it looks like it wasn't brushed after going through a tornado.

The girl said:"histarfiremynameisjaimiesparxiwannabeatitancanibeatitancanicanihuh

huhpleasepleasehuh?

Starfire blinked. "HELLO, NEW FRIEND JAIMIE SPARX!" she shrieked, giving the girl her signature bone-crushing hug. Jaimie Sparx just smiled even wider as she was dragged by her tiny wrist right into titans tower.

As the elevator reached the main floor, Jamie began to jump around uncontrollably in excitement. With a "Ding" noise, the doors opened to reveal…Cyborg and Beastboy playing video games.

Immediately, Jamie started running around the room looking at everything. "Cooooool, what's this? Oooooh, shiiiiny. What's this do? Can I poke it? Poke, poke. Neat!" by now, all of the titans were standing by Starfire and watching Jaimie, anime' sweat drops and all.

Suddenly, Jaimie screeched, yes, literally screeeeeched to a halt in front of Starfire. Then she said "Oh yeah, I almost forgot…do you have any of that bread-y stuff? It's Cats' day and I ran out of food. I guess that's what happens when you've got six crusts to feed 22 alley cats. Come to think of it-"

Beastboy cut her off. "Okay, 5…wait…7…no… a bunch of questions: Who are you, how old are you, where do you live, why are you so bony, why are you here, what is Cats' day, and why on EARTH do you have 22 cats?"

Okay, that's it. I have the second chapter written, but it's not typed up yet. I'm gonna wait for some reviews also. no flames this is my first fic!R&R!
Ok. there is my sisters first fic. She asked me to post it. :)