***### How to Annoy Deidara ###***
Ask him is he a boy or a girl every 5 seconds for a day.
Ask him if he likes Sasori.
When they argued call them a married old couple.
Ask them how the *** when they walk out of their room together.
Play the Dude looks like a Chick near Deidara.
Bribe Tobi with a lot of candy to annoy Deidara.
Wait for Deidara or Tobi get explode.
Cut his hair Sakura style and dye his hair pink.
Say 'OMG why is Sakura?' here aloud when Deidara walks out of his room with his new style hair.
Watch as Deidara shrieked like a little girl as he run into his room.
Laugh uncontrollably
Steal his iPod.
Delete all of his songs and replace it with Dude Looks Like a Chick or I kiss a Girl.
Put super glue on the earphone.
Give back the iPod to him as a birthday present.
Watch his reaction as he listen to the song.
Watch as he tried to pull out the earphone from his ear.
Call Kakuzu when Deidara ripped his ears.
Called Deidara he-she or DeiDei.
Sing 'Deidara and Sasori sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G', over and over.
Steal Sasori puppet and blow it.
Blame Deidara on it.
Get a bucket of popcorn and a soda.
Watch Deidara get beaten up by Sasori.
Dare Deidara to wear Ino's cloth and walk around the village.
Call Deidara a chicken over and over until he gives up and do the dare.
Take a photo of him dress like Ino. Turn it into a live-size poster and put it in the Akatsuki living room.
Watch as the Akatsuki laugh at the poster and Deidara sulking.
Give him a hair removal product and said it good for his hair. Said it was a gift.
After you did no.29 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Deidara already reach his max and he's blowing everything up.