I was, uh, inspired by Weird Al's White and Nerdy and, well… this is the product. This isn't beta'd and I have no rights to the song or to NUMB3RS…
White and Nerdy
He watched Charlie and Larry blabber together about all sorts of mathematical gibberish that he couldn't hope to understand and he couldn't help but think that they were the epitome of White & Nerdy. A friend of his had dragged him to Weird Al concert the previous month and all of one minute into that particular song the CalSci professors had popped into his mind. He had spent the rest of the song laughing uncontrollably and he knew that the people around him had begun to wonder about his sanity and his friend had clearly started to become concerned by the fact that the US government actually issued him a gun.
But Colby could have cared less. He was convinced that Weird Al had these guys in mind when he wrote that song and nothing that anyone said could ever convince him otherwise. Charlie and Larry, on the other hand… they unintentionally confirmed this belief almost every time that they opened their mouths.
Colby watched as the pair cheered energetically and high fived each other, victorious in their efforts and he chuckled slightly- oh yeah, they were definitely white and very, very nerdy.
He wondered what it would look like if they started riding around on Segways all the time.