Deidara silently stalked out of sight behind the red head that was his partner. The blond's smirk was evil yet cute at the same time. Finally he pounced from behind hugging the man and making him give out a shrill noise of shock. "Good morning, my Danna!" he sang. Sasori glared at the man who was now hugging him more comfortably from the side.
"How many time's do I have to tell you, brat." he pushed off the blond. "WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!" he shouted. Deidara released, looking at the red head, not with sadness or anger, but with what appeared to be some form of joy.
"Oh but I love you Danna." he smiled "And I know you love me too." he stood up, fiddling with his golden hair as he went.
Sasori eyed him suspiciously to make sure he wouldn't pull anything else. " and what would make you say that?" he started walking again but this time he was prepared to take out his poison should he be jumped again.
Deidara took his arm in his. "Because you haven't murdered me." he flashed a smile to him. Which made Sasori feel... weird.
"Let's add a yet to that. I've come close several time's the only reason you're still here is because someone stopped me or I had enough self control at the time to just ignore you." the red head twitched as he recoiled his arm from the others grasp.
Deidara frowned "You can deny it all you want." he stuck out his tongue. "But you should be careful, silly excuses may make it seem like you're compensating for something." he giggled then skipped away before Sasori caught up with the sentence.
"DEI- DA- RA~! " he shouted and ran after him. And there's a new kid coming in tomorrow, they better sure as hell not be as annoying as this dead bastard! Sasori complained to himself.