Hidan's Problem...
I don't own Naruto or anything I use in this story..
The side story to 'The Day Sasuke Was Nice'... What if Hidan was watching the unspeakable? You're about to find out! Don't sue me for any medical bills or anything, I warned you! XD
Deidara and Kakuzu looked at each other as they ate their Lucky Charms and Captian Crunch.
"Um... Kakuzu?" Deidara asked.
"What?" Kakuzu asked.
"Hidan has a problem..." Deidara replied.
"If it's about sex and yaoi, I don't want to know." Kakuzu said.
"No... Look at him." Deidara said, pointing to a destracted Hidan, who was watching TV.
Hidan had his eyes focused onto the TV in amusement. Kakuzu and Deidara choked when they heard Hidan sing:
"I love you, you love me. Let's be friends and hug Barney! With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?" Hidan sung.
"HIDAN, WILL YOU CUT THAT TORMENT OFF?! DON'T YOU KNOW BARNEY IS A RAPIST?!" Deidara shouted. "YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL HE IS THROUGH THAT SONG!!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THOSE KIDS REMAIN SMILING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW?!"
"You're just sour because Winnie the Pooh touched you in a secret place when you were little." Kakuzu said.
Deidara went pale and fainted. Kakuzu woke Deidara up and pointed to Hidan, who was watching another show. Kakuzu shouted:
"OH GOD!!!!"
"We just figured out Blue's Clue's! We just figured Blue's Clue's! We just figured out Blue's Clue's! Because we're really smart!" Hidan sung.
"HIDAN, DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT MS. PEPPER CHEATED ON MR. SALT WITH THE CINNAMON?! THAT'S WHY THEIR CHILD IS PAPRIKA!!" Deidara shouted. "NOT TO MENTION THAT THE SOAP AND THE TOWEL IS INCREDIBLY PERVERTED WHEN STEVE IS SHOWERING AND THE FACT THAT THE MAILBOX IS BREAKING AND ENTERING!!!"
"Shush, Deidara. He musn't know that yet... As well as the fact that Steve is GAY!!!" Kakuzu said, covering Deidara's mouth.
"It can't get anymore wor- OH MY-" Deidara yelled.
"Bob the Builder! Can he fix it?!" Hidan sung.
"You just had to say something, Deidara..." Kakuzu said.
"Dora the Explorer!" Hidan sung.
Hidan and Deidara sweatdropped and got out baseball bats and frying pans, beating the snot out of Hidan as he talked along with Dora.
"What was I doing?" Hidan asked, snapping out of it.
I'm sorry if I mentally scarred you for life. XD I almost died of laughter when I wrote this. Review if you're still alive!