Another installment in my poetry section, this time taking it's base from Tom Bombadil's songs (LotR:FotR:The Ring Sets Out) Enjoy!
Old Darth Palpatine
Old Darth Palpatine is a wicked fellow,
Bright red his office is, and his eyes are yellow.
None has ever caught him yet, for Sith he is, the Master.
His schemes are evil ones, and his brain works faster.
Poor old Jedi-Knights, you are in big trouble!
Soon I will kill you all, and turn your home to rubble!
There is no more use trying to defeat me,
I hold all the cards, and yours students heed me!
No matter what you do, you will be disbanded,
as soon as Grievous dies and the war has ended.
Then with the Chosen One, firmly at my side,
Fall the Republic will, before the Force's might!
For millennia to come, I will rule the world,
with my wrinkly fist. The Law will be my word!
So yes, bow before, me the evil Master,
None shall hurt my plans, no saber, Force or blaster!