AN- This is my first good fanfic. My others were sucky so I deleted them. Hope you like this. A lot of people are doing this so I think I should too. Here are the usernames for the characters. As you can tell, I'm not very creative. Oh well. I'm only eleven, what do you expect?!?!?! Enjoy!
Rosalie - blondiekitty_94
Emmett- Monkeyman95
Alice- ShortyPixie.96
Jasper- EmoJazz_97
Edward- Ihearvoicesinmyhead
Bella- imonlyhuman_99
Jacob- dogsrcoolerthenleeches
Mike- dreamingofbella87
Esme- iluvmyfam100
blondiekitty_94: blondiekitty_94 has signed in
Monkeyman95: Monkeyman95 has signed in
ShortyPixie.96: ShortyPixie.96 has signed in
EmoJazz_97: EmoJazz_97 has signed in
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: Ihearvoicesinmyhead has signed in
imonlyhuman_99: imonlyhuman_99 has signed in
blondiekitty_94: ha! nice name Jasper!
Monkeyman95: ya! and edward, what up with the long name?
ShortyPixie.96: I don't like my name. Maybe I should change it.
EmoJazz_97: Alice, I think you should keep your name. And alice chose my name!
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: My name isn't long. and stop blaming everything on alice!
imonlyhuman_99: Do you what would be funny? if Jacob signed in! HAHAHA!
dogsrcoolerthenleeches: dogsrcoolerthenleeches has signed in
blondiekitty_94: Wow. The dog signed in.
Monkeyman95: Oooooo! Alice is going to be mad at you. You did her job for her
EmoJazz_97: In case you don't know already, Alice can't see dogs.
ShortyPixie.96: Hey! I'm supposed to be before Jazz. And actually, I did chose his name.
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: Wow.... This is dumb. I'm going hunting.
imonlyhuman_99: Catch my a mountain lion will ya?!?!?!
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: Ihearvoicesinmyhead has signed off
dreamingofbella87: dreamingofbella97 has signed in
dogsrcoolerthenleeches: Great, the bloodsuckers are on. And who the hell are you, 87?
dreamingofbella87: I'm Mike. My family owns a store. That's way cooler then owning a dog.
imonlyhuman_99: What the fuck Mike! I am Bella! Get over it. I'm dating Edward.
dreamingofbella87: Sorry.
dreamingofbella87: dreamingofbella97 has been scarred for life with embarresment. He has signed out.
blondiekitty_94: Wow. Mike's a loser. And you should sign out too. DOG. MONGREL. IDIOT.
dogsrcoolerthenleeches: Wanna hear a joke? How do you make a blonde...
blondiekitty_94: blondiekitty_94 has had it with dogsrcoolerthenleeches. She will be back. Don't worry. You better run, dog.
blondiekitty_94: blondiekitty_94 has signed off momentarily
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: Ihearvoicesinmyhead has signed back on
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: Caught one deer. Back after hearing rose's thoughts. This is hillarious!
ShortyPixie.96: Your so lucky. I cant see anything after that DOG signed in. It's giving me a killer headache
Monkeyman95: What is my wife going to do? Is she going to do something hot. I love my wife.
EmoJazz_97: Hey! Save it for the bed!
Monkeyman95: what?
EmoJazz_97: your emotions are driving me crazy!
Monkeyman95: well, she is pretty darn hot when she's mad...
dogsrcoolerthenleeches: Hey! Didn't need to hear that. EWWWW!!!!
imonlyhuman_99: Mike signed in while you were gone. Guess what his username is?
Monkeyman95: Mike's username is dreamingofbella87! HAHAHA
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: what! I swear if he doesn't stop hitting on my fiancé, then he is going to...
imonlyhuman_99: What! You guys better not do that!
Monkeyman95: I wanna help beat up Mike!
ShortyPixie.96: No!
imonlyhuman_99: No! I agree with Alice
iluvmyfam100: iluvmyfam100 has signed in
EmoJazz_97: Hi Mom!
dogsrcoolerthenleeches: dogsrcoolerthenleeckes is having technical difficilties. He has signed off
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: Hi Mom!
ShortyPixie.96: Hey! Why are you on? Where's Carlisle?
imonlyhuman_99: Hi Esme!
Monkeyman95: Hi MOMMY!
iluvmyfam100: Carlisle is doing an extra shift at work. Where's Rosalie?
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: Looking up Werewolf jokes at the library for revenge. And after that, Rosalie is going to pretend to be Bella and invite him on a date. Then, when he gets there. Rosalie is going to say all of the werewolf jokes and they are going to get into a fight.
imonlyhuman_99: WHAT?!?!?!?!!!!!! How dare she pretend to be me!!!
iluvmyfam100: We got to go stop her! Get off the computer and help!
EmoJazz_97: EmoJazz_97 has been forcefully signed out, just like his other brothers and sisters.
ShortyPixie.96: ShortyPixie.96 has been logged out because of her mom
Monkeyman95: Monkeyman95 has been signed out to stop his wife from killing his sister in-law's werewolf BFF
imonlyhuman_99: imonlyhuman_99 signed out to protect her best friend from getting killed by her sister in-law
Ihearvoicesinmyhead: Ihearvoicesinmyhead has signed out to see a very funny fight
iluvmyfam100: iluvmyfam100 has signed out to yell at my daughter for trying to kill my other daughter's best friend.
AN: Hope that you liked it. I want at least 3 reviews to move on. You can do it! Next one will have more Mike and Jacob in it! And Carlisle too! And new usernames...since this one had very sucky and unoriginal usernames. So anyway... Review! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!! C ya! (I know this was pretty short but it's the quality that counts right?)