An Affair

A one-shot. Yay. Because I don't have enough fics on here already.

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Edit: I read through this and found a mistake. So I fixed it. Yeah. I didn't find any more, so if anyone sees any others, feel free to tell me. Please do.


"We really shouldn't be doing this. You know what Kratos would do if he found out," Anna said.

"Relax, no one's gonna catch us. Lighten up! Now, come on," her partner said. The two were currently lying on a makeshift bed in the back of an old barn. The male smiled seductively, and Anna rolled her eyes and continued their game. They had been playing together for a while now, but only at night. They couldn't be seen in the daytime for multiple reasons (Mithos was searching for both of them, Anna was the Angelus Project, he was an ex-Cruxis seraph, and Kratos was home during the day), so they had to stay hidden.

"You're pretty good...for an angel," Anna moaned.

"Honey, just admit it: I'm heavenly," the man said. This earned him another eye roll from Anna.

"Ha ha. You're such a clown."

"But a sexy clown," he said pointedly.

"True, true." The two of them were having so much fun that neither noticed that the door to the barn had opened, revealing an extremely mad Kratos. He walked up to the bed and tapped on the man's shoulder.

"Yuan," he stated simply. The angel jumped and turned around, a guilty look on his face.

"Kra...tos... What are you doing here?" Yuan asked.

"I live here, along with my wife, Anna. And what about you?" Kratos was in a state of calm fury. He was ready to kill. He glared at the blue-haired angel with his dreaded crimson eyes. Yuan trembled under the power of them.

"I, um, uh, you see...pass?" he said weakly.

Kratos glared at the angel until he simply said, "Air Thrust." Green blades of wind engulfed him, lifting the angel upwards with every whip of the wind. "Now, Yuan, if you've learned your lesson, I suggest you go back home. And no more playing Rock, Paper, Scissors in my house with my wife ever again."

Yuan scurried out of the barn as fast as his legs would carry him, leaving Anna alone with her furious husband.

"Hey, Kratos..." she tried.

"Hello. Why were you doing that with him? Am I not good enough?" Kratos twitched with jealously.

"No, you're just not home, ever, and Yuan's a much better match for me than you." she admitted. Kratos glared. "But you're still good!" she said quickly. Man, was he touchy. She hoped that her son wouldn't turn out that bad. Speaking of Lloyd...

"Where's Lloyd?" Kratos asked suddenly. A loud crash from the opposite end of the room answered the question. He sighed. "It's your turn."

"Darn it…Fine." Anna stuck out her tongue at him. Then she left to go find Lloyd.

Kratos chuckled. "You're so childish…"

"And you're so jealous," Anna retorted.


Yeah, I bet you saw that coming. Oh, well. I tried. Review?