Sunshine Fingers
Mantineus-Yes, I love Salad Fingers.
Disclaimer-I own nothing! Nothing I say!
The field is baron and dead. Sparse trees pop up every so often. No grass grows and the sky is grey, indicating that it is sometime in the morning. A girl is standing in the field.
"H…Hello…My name is Sunshine Fingers." A blue haired girl says, her eyes just as blue. "And I like sharp things."
She takes out a knife and traces her finger along the serrated edge, a euphoric haze seems to come over her face; half-lidded eyes, her mouth open slightly panting. She shallowly cuts her finger.
"Oh," She moans. "I love it when the ketchup comes out."
She licks at the ketchup until it stops oozing from the cut.
"I am looking for the sharpest object in existence."
She walks for a long time, coming up with nothing until a dilapidated house comes into view. The paint had turned, becoming a disgusting brown, the roof had holes and the windows had holes in them. She knocked upon the door.
Barry opens the door.
"Hello, Snuff-n-butt, may I inquire about your sharpest object?"
"Uh, Dawn, what are you doing?" He then tensed. "And what did you call me!"
His outburst was ignored, for she recoiled in fear at the name Snuff-n-butt gave her. It was an evil name! A horrible name! She had to correct him in the nicest way possible.
"I-I'm afraid you've got the wrong lady, squire." She said nervously. "My name is Sunshine Fingers and I'm here to see your sharpest object."
"I don't have any sharp objects, Dawn." Again she cringed and he did not notice. "Though if I did, I would sure give it to you."
He had no sign of sarcasm. She then decided that he was not as bad as she thought. A little stupid, but perhaps that was because he had nothing sharp.
"Well, okay." She said smiling. "But how would you like to touch my sharp thing?"
She took out the knife and walked closer to Snuff-n-butt, who was walking backwards away from Sunshine Fingers until he hit a wall.
Five minutes later…
Sunshine Finger's lovely dress is covered in red blotches.
"I love ketchup…"