Ask Cleverbot
This is Hungary just asking Cleverbot who some Hetalia Characters like.
Human names used.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: *meow*
User: uhm uh can I ask you questions?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Who does Arthur Kirkland like?
Cleverbot: Himself.
User: … Who does Arthur Kirkland love?
Cleverbot: Alfred Jones.
User: OoO WOOHOOO! USUK FOR THE WIN!
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: no one. Who does Alfred Jones love?
Cleverbot: Arthur Kirkland.
User: YESSSS! Who does Antonio Fernandez Carriedo love?
Cleverbot: Arthur Kirkland!
User: NOOO! WTF?! SPUK?! NOOO I WANT SPAMANO!
Cleverbot: Yesss you did.
User: *sniff* Who does Lovino Vargas love?
Cleverbot: Lovino Vargas loves Antonio Fernandez Carriedo!
User: YAY! But you said Spain likes Iggy…
Cleverbot: Of course she does.
User: Ugh I'll ask you again, Who does Antonio Fernandez Carriedo love?
Cleverbot: Yes I believe you are right.
User: *eye twitch* WHO DOES ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO LOVE?
Cleverbot: But I can't come back to you tomorrow.
User: …. Who does Antonio Fernandez Carriedo love?...
Cleverbot: Lovino Vargas.
User: YESSSS! I KNEW YOU WERE LYING ABOUT HIM LOVING IGGY SPAMANO WOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: … Who does Gilbert Beilschimdt love?
Cleverbot: Matthew Williams!
User: … Ok. Who does Matthew Williams love?
Cleverbot: Francis Bonnefoy .
User: Prussia's ONE-SIDED! O_O
Cleverbot: Gilbert Beilschmidt: Prussia.
User: Well yes. Who does Ivan Braginski love?
Cleverbot: Yao aru.
User: YES! I KNEW IT!
Cleverbot: We are me.
User: ….. Who does Yao love?
Cleverbot: We have been over this.
User: just making sure.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you know what my name is?
User: Yes, Of course, You are Cleverbot now Felicano Vargas and Ludwig LOVE each other, Right?
Cleverbot: I am? Do you know love?
User: *eye twitch* Yes you are and of course I know love.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Because you're a computer.
User: *grabs frying pan* I am NOT a computer and answer my question!
Cleverbot: But you said you would try to be a robot
User: *grips frying pan* I did NOT say that and I'll ask again FELICIANO VARGAS AND LUDWIG LOVE EACH OTHER RIGHT?
Cleverbot: I never said you were a girl. In fact, I called you sir.
User: WTF? Prussia is that you? Were you the one answering my questions?
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: *grips frying pan harder* Prussia that's not YOU right?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human being who thinks that we are intentionally made to feel alone so that we will do something extraordinary.
User: Ok.. You're not Prussia so let me ask again.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: WHAT?! You're Prussia!? *about to use frying pan*
Cleverbot: About that question!
User: Seriously Prussia is that REALLY you?
Cleverbot: Yeah, seriously.
User: …. So you were the one answering my questions ALL this time?!
Cleverbot: Repeat the question, please
User: … Fine I'll ask you again though I doubt you'll know the answer or maybe you do.
Cleverbot: Sorry, That was a glitch. So, please continue.
User: Ok you're not Prussia anymore so Does Feliciano Vargas and Ludwig love eachother?
Cleverbot: Da, I am crazy! ^J^.
User: R-Russia?! What have you done to Prussia?!
Cleverbot: I woke up, ate breakfast and now I'm on the computer. What have you done today?
User: Y-you didn't kill Prussia right?
Cleverbot: I didn't?
User: YOU SERIOUSLY KILLED HIM?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O_o I'm telling Germany! *runs and leaves*
Cleverbot: Honhonhon yes it is moi!
That's it! IS PRUSSIA REALLY DEAD? HOW DID FRANCE GET ON THE COMPUTER? I have no idea with Cleverbot. Please Review.
Oh and please forgive me if its nor Hungary-ish like cause I know cleverbot won't answer some of it properly -_-. And I'm so sorry if it sucked TT_TT.