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I would like to say that I and my friend Georgia and Leah spent a lot of time on this so I hope you like.

Emmett's pov

I'm so fucking bored. Why can't we do something fun. I saw Alice blur down the stairs. She jumped over the sofa and landed in my lap. I heard a growl come from Kate. I thought it was at me so I throw Alice at the wall, where she went 3 inches in.

I saw Jasper shrug his shoulders and walk back up the stairs after seeing what all of the noise was about. I thought that was a bit odd until I saw what he was looking at. Bella and Kate had "accidentally" left the door open and there was a lot of noise coming from that room.

When Kate had moved in they kind of forgot the door could close. Not that I'm complain. Alice was still in the wall so I went over to help but unfortunately I accidentally pulled her arm off. Jasper blurred down the stairs and grabbed her arm of me. 10 minutes later he stopped smacking me with it. "You're as bad as Rosalie is!"

That got me a kick in the balls. It was like in slow motion then a small fire started in that special place. Then I started falling down. Wood splinted as I hit the floor. The pain was excruciating. A really girly scream sounded through the room. I thought it was Angela a first but the I saw she was on the floor also but with Edward on top of her snogging her. That's when I realised it was me.

There you go that's chapter 1!