Me: Hey guys Smokescreen2814 here with the first chapter of the badass glitch.
?: Yeah, staring this guy!
Me: Alright get ready for the adventure of your life bro!
?: Sweet!
Me: Before we start I would like say I don't own Wreck-it Ralph or any other character in this story except for my OC. Enjoy!
In a candy go kart game named Sugar Rush a glitch named Vanellope von Schweetz is walking through the Mike and Ike field looking for some good candy to eat since nobodies like glitches they won't give them food, drinks, or anything. So Vanellope sneaks into the field and grabbed some Mike and Ikes that she can grab. "I hope there's some good flavours like last time." Said Vanellope.
But a nine year old with tan skin, black short hair, wears dark jeans, a white t shirt with a cinnamon bun that says sweet spice, light brown racer jacket, cinnamon bun hat wielding a pair of sai is in the field too collecting some Mike and Ikes too and something catches his eyes. "Holy crap some lemonade Mike and Ikes!" He said and runs to them.
But when the boy touches the lemonade Mike and Ike Vanellope is touching the candy too. "Hey buddy I saw these first!" Vanellope protested.
"No I did!" He said.
"Look here, swirly I found these Mike and Ike's first and they're mine." Said Vanellope.
"They have my name on them!" Said the boy.
"Your name is random dude I just met?" Said Vanellope.
"No it's." The boy was cut off by a light and King Candy and the donuts cops. "Well, well, well looks like we have two glitches." Said King Candy.
"You're a glitch?!" The boy and Vanellope asked in unison.
"Wychnnel, Duncan arrest them!" Said King Candy.
"Run!" Said the boy and he and Vanellope run away from the donuts cops. The two glitches are trying to get away from the two donut cops and then roll down a long hill.
"We'll get em next time." Said Duncan.
"Good point." Said Wychnnel.
Meanwhile the boy and Vanellope have reached the bottom of the hill and their Mike and Ike's shattered across the ground. They start to collect their Mike and Ike's and they touch the last one. "Hey candy girl I saw it first and finders keepers, loser weepers." Said the boy.
"Look here pastry butt the name's Vanellope and saw this piece of candy first!" Said Vanellope.
"Don't call me that and it's Ron! Ron Cinnadon." Said Ron.
"Okay Ron how do you solve this problem?" Vanellope asked.
Ron thinks about it and an idea pops in his head. "I have an idea, follow me." Said Ron and the two glitches walk away.
A few minutes later Ron and Vanellope are walking to a mountain and enter it. "What is this place?" Vanellope asked.
"The chocolate mines my home." Said Ron.
They enter the mines and walk down the tracks and enter the den. The place have some chairs, a TV, a sponge cake bed with a blanket, a pile of food, and a stove oven to keep Ron warm. "Wow, this is better than my place." Said Vanellope.
"Where do you live?" Ron asked.
"Diet cola mountain." Vanellope answered.
"You mean that giant coke bottle like mountain? I seen that before and heard some erruptions in there." Said Ron.
"Yeah, but how are we gonna solve our Mike and Ike problem?" Vanellope asked.
"Ah yes." Said Ron and snapped the piece of candy in half and gives it to Vanellope. "So you're a glitch too?" Ron asked and took a bite of the lemonade Mike and Ike candy.
"Yeah, everyone hates me except for one but he keeps it a secret from the other racers. But the person who hates me the most is Taffyta." Said Vanellope.
Ron eyes widened when he heard Taffyta's names. "Muttonfudge, that warhead! She may say "stay sweet" but she's as sour like a warhead. She made me tied me up on a candy cane tree and whacked me like a piñata." Said Ron.
"That's nothing she and the other racers took all my clothes and I had to go on a search mission to find them and when I found my clothes Gloyd put itching powder on them." Said Vanellope.
"That was your clothes? Well I'm glad you got your clothes back. I got back at Orangeboar by giving him a front wedgie for the whip cream bomb." Said Ron.
"I guess we're not so different." Said Vanellope.
"Yeah, listen it's getting late so why don't you spent the night here." Ron suggested.
"Sure there's no way I'm walking home at 10:30 at night. So where can I sleep?" Said Vanellope.
"I have jello bed with a toasty blanket." Said Ron.
"Thanks Ron." Said Vanellope. Ron and Vanellope got into beds and went to sleep.
The next morning Ron and Vanellope are walking back to diet cola mountain while Vanellope is carrying a sack of candy that Ron gave her and they were talking about their dreams. "You wanna be a real racer?" Ron asked.
"Yeah, and people will respect me and I'll make Taffyta my servent." Said Vanellope. "What about you?
"Well my dream sounds pretty lame, but you promise not to laugh?" Ron asked.
"I promise." Said Vanellope.
"I want to go on" Ron was cut off by the sounds of kart engines and the racers of Sugar Rush show up. "Aw man! Bad timing sour head!" Said Ron.
"Well lookie here guys, two glitches for the price of one." Said Taffyta. Ron and Vanellope are surrounded by all the Sugar Rush racers while they try and figure out how to get out of this jam.
Me: We're gonna stop right there.
Ron: Dude a cliffhanger? Really?
Me: Hey it builds suspense Ron.
Mordecai: (Walks in) Smoke we got a problem.
Me: What is it Mordecai?
Mordecai: 9 weapons are missing from the weapons vault.
Me: What?! What are we missing?
Mordecai: Let see Nuju's ice spikes, Whenua's Earthshock drills, two mallets from kingdom hearts 1, two steel fans, mystic guitar you built, the sting, mystic bow, and a scythe that's kinda like the scythe of quakes.
Me: That's odd, only me and the Justice Rangers have access for the weapons vault except for Deadpool we have our reasons.
Mordecai: Yeah I looked up who was in the weapons vault, it was a Justice Ranger.
Ron: Let's find this person and bring him or her to Justice.
Me: Right so please review and
All 3: Stay frosty!