one day i was walking down the street when i bumped into a strange man called Mohammed cok-moofin and he said to me "would you like to stroke my poney" and i said "yes" then me and him went to his house down horden and i looked for his poney then i saw them in the cornor of his cuboard so i went in and started playing with them when he walked in with a parrot called Adam squirell and he asked me if i liked cheese and of course i said "yes" then he pulled out this long tube from his trousersand his parrot started licking it and then the man gave me a plate full of melted cheese that was still warm and then he pulled out this big long black rubber thing and said he was going to penortrate me so i bent over and took it it was the best time of my life then i found out later that the man was actualy called rainbow's son