Disclaimer: I don't own sgt. frog.
All right, I'm finally going to attempt to edit out all the crap. This is going to be freakin painful.
So for new readers, this story is going to have a total of 3 arcs. Solid Kurumois story will possible side pairings.
The first arc is the reality show.
He just packed his bags, and hopped aboard the space train, only uttering a bye as explanation.
They didn't know anything about where Kululu was going.
"He just said he'd be on vacation for a couple of months! He completely forgot about the invasion! I tried not to let him go, but he just wouldn't listen." Keroro frowned
"This is going to be awful! We won't have any intelligence officer for months!" Giroro pointed out.
"I know!" Keroro agreed, "How are we going to deal with this? Especially with headquarters all up and antsy about the invasion."
"You do know that letter didn't have much to do with the invasion? Right, Keroro?" Giroro asked
"Of course it had to do with the invasion! What else could it have been about?"
"Well, I read it aloud. It's not my fault you weren't listening." Giroro shrugged.
Keroro gave another frown.
"Anyway, heard anything about why Kululu left?"
"No."
"Was he acting any differently? Did he say anything to you?"
Giroro thought for a moment.
"He was acting a bit differently. He kept checking our mail in the base, like he was waiting for something. And one day when I was checking our mail, I saw a letter addressed to him. Well, being not a jerk like him, I took the letter to him. He ripped it out of my hands and opened it, reading it. "Ah, so it finally arrived." He said, putting the letter on his desk. He then shooed me out of the room, making me leave. So maybe that letter he was waiting for has something to do with it?" Giroro suggested.
"Maybe he has a dying family member?" Keroro suggested. He thought again. "I know what to do!" He quickly took out a bubble pipe and detective hat. "I'm going to find out where he went! Even if I have to ask everyone."
"Count me out. I care that we've lost an intelligence officer, but I don't care enough to do anything about it."
"You probably have more Natsumi-dono related things to do anyway. Like stare at her. For hours." Keroro decided.
"Hey! I don't do that!" Giroro denied
"I don't know how you can keep your attention on one thing for that long." Keroro sighed
"Are you going to talk all day or are you going to leave?" Giroro asked.
"I'll leave I guess. Got to find out why Kululu left after all. Geez, this is going to be hard to invade without him." Keroro walked off with his pipe, still curious.
The Nishizawa mansion was the first place he checked. Only Tamama had seen Kululu leave.
"Any of you know why Kululu left?" Keroro asked
"No. And why should I care. I didn't even know he did leave." Momoka shrugged and left, disinterested.
"Maybe…Maybe….He's one of the contestants in that new reality T.V show!" Tamama grasped at delusional straws.
"No way, Private. Stop deluding yourself." Keroro responded.
"Aw…But wouldn't it be great if he was?" Tamama asked
"You're the only one who thinks that." Keroro laughed.
Feeling there was no useful information at the Nishizawa mansion, he left for Dororo's house.
"So…Kululu left for a couple of months with no real notice." Keroro started his conversation, "Have any clue why?" He asked. Dororo shook his head.
"I'm sorry. I do not. I was going to wish him luck on his journey, but he forgot all about me and slammed the door in my face." Dororo answered, "Maybe he's on some sort of self-discovery journey?"
"Or he's training to be a ninja!" Koyuki suggested. Keroro highly doubted either.
"I'll ask Saburo next. He's sure to know something." Getting to Saburo's house, he knocked on the door, explaining the situation.
"He didn't tell me anything. I hadn't even noticed he was gone. He hasn't really been in much of a talking mood most of the week." Saburo admitted. Scratching his chin, Keroro took down the notes and left.
"Kululu mysteriously vanished on a long vacation! Know any information on it? Did he tell you anything? Has he been acting very weird?" Keroro asked Natsumi and Fuyuki.
"Maybe he's doing something alien!" Fuyuki derped out thinking something that he was obviously doing, since Kululu was in fact an alien. He was just hoping for something cool.
"He left? Good riddance." Natsumi answered, "One less of you frogs is for the better." She flipped a pancake at the stove.
"Has he done anything unusual in the last week?" Keroro asked
Natsumi stopped for a moment.
"Yes, actually. He talked to me and held an actual conversation with me as if he was interested in my interests. Asked me about reality T.V and stuff like that. It was weird. He made me list out all the reality T.V shows I watched and then he used are T.V to tape them and took the VCR's down to his lab. Weird, huh?"
"Yeah…That is weird…." Keroro agreed, writing it down. He only had one person left for information.
"Lady Mois!" He saw her walking around in the hallway, "Do you know anything about Kululu leaving for vacation?"
Angol Mois shook her head. "I was hoping you knew something about it, Uncle. It surprised me greatly when he told me he was leaving and said good-bye."
"What did he tell you?" Keroro asked
"Just to have a plate of curry ready when he got home. He really loves his curry." Angol Mois answered.
Keroro wrote the information.
"All right. Time to check with Giroro on my findings!" He rushed off to see his friend. "Only one logical explanation can be used after all this explanation…..Kululu, is going to become a cowboy in the wild wild west!"
Giroro bopped him on the head.
"You idiot. That's the stupidest idea you could think of. How does the information point to that?" Giroro asked
Keroro was silent.
It didn't.
And so the platoon was no sooner to finding out why Kululu had left to him coming back.
How was it? I bet all of you can guess where he is especially since description. Please review.
Uh yeah, basically I'm just editing out some slightly offensive issues.