A/N: You will have to know the code to understand this story, and its connection to the Baudlaires. However, the play is
an "interesting" story. More is to come.
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Excerp from : "The Virus of Love"(Play)~~~Starring Esme Squalor, Ivan Larchymose, and Falo Tunco, (That famouse Italian Stage Actor!!!)
Act 2, Scene 10: The End of the Romance
Liza: Oh what are we to do!
Father: All you can do is wait for the virus to eat YOU alive!!!
Priest: That is right! You shall pay for your sins!
(Church Bells Ring*
Priest: Our time is near! Bring the gaurds, to watch these companions DIE!!!
(Common Folk Cackle. Father, Priest, Ragedy Ann Doll, Drunk, and St. Peters all enter church, followed by common folk)
Liza:How ARE we supposed to untie these ropes!
Frank: KIDNAPPED!!! Thats what they did to Bobby!
Liza: What?
Frank: You remember the friends outside the city, before Bobby vanished.
Liza: Yes.
Frank: Our son was kidnapped by them!
Voice from Offstage: No they didn't!
Liza: Who's that?
Voice: Of whom you speak to? THE VIRUS HIMSELF!!!
(Virus comes out dressed in long long cloth, runs around cackling. Liza and Frank look scared.)
Virus: So now mister, I took Bobby, with this spell!!
Frank: NO!
Virus: Skippled and Quagmire, Cuffed in one hand, let this be END!!!
(Frank falls over dead. Ketchup packet squirts as he lands. Liza screams)
Virus: And the wife, the poor retched wife, who disowned her own parents! She has NOTHING! I ask you, wish you had died?
Wish you had agreed to kill yourself before vanity? Next time, think! (cackles)
Liza: (Calling to church)Forgive me! Don't make me a virus's victim!
Father: She calls to me! Oh lord, please forgive me!
(Kneels, begins to cry)
St. Peters: The Lord will protect Liza if she isn't evil!
Drunk: give 'baudelaires! That 'oughta cheer 'im up!
Raggedy Ann Doll: There there, now. Come, Let us pray for Liza.
Priest: YOU RESPECT EVIL!!! DIE!!!
(Lisa screams, as she falls to the ground dead)
Raggedy Ann Doll: The parent of the virus shall not be killed! I shall LIVE!!!
Common Folk: KILL THEM!!!
(Raggedy Ann Doll and Father are thrown out of the church, as they scream. The virus's cloth surrounds them.)
Virus: MORE!?!? (Smiles)
(Father dies instantly. Fake blood starts to come out of Raggedy Ann Doll's forehead, as she says her last words:)
Raggedy Ann Doll: WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! FORGIVE ME!!!
(Raggedy Ann Doll falls dead to the ground. The clock tower from town rings 3 times)
Virus: 3:00pm already! Thats my expiration!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
(Virus falls to the ground, and seemingly, vanishes, as all that remains is his cloth. However, he will really exit threw the
center trap door.)
(St. Peters and Priest exit church, followed by common folk, who mournfully walk across stage, now saddened by the deathes.)
Priest: Such a pity. They weren't entirely evil. Goes to show what a genetically created virus can kill.
St. Peters: It wasn't that virus that killed them. It was the Virus of Love.
(All nod in sadness, as they exit. As they leave, we see the narrator is behind the crowd. He sits on the church steps)
Narrator: And so, the prophecy was fufilled. The creator of the virus was killed by it. Such a pity indeed. But why weep for
this fictional story, when there is so much you can weep for in your worlds today? So much of it you weep for is caused by
the virus of love. Love between your family, as orphans die in fires. Love between friends, as orphans' friends are kidnapped,
who are also orphans, and love between a soul mate, as an author's true love dies in a fire, or so he thinks. One can never know
with the Virus of Love!!!
(Narrator bows his head with sadness, as the curtain falls. The paid audience (Or not entirely. Some of my companions will be
watching) will applaud for exactly 30 seconds. By then, it should start to die down. Curtain call will begin, and the applause
will then continue for another minute or two.)
Fin.
Notes(As of dress rehersal):
Ivan(Frank)-Do be careful with the eye contact. We don't want people to see your eye.
Esme(Liza)-Fabulous Darling! What do you say, Cafe Salmonella at 2:00?
Me(Narrator)-We all did great, but I did the best.
Quigley(Bobby)-If you dare to make a peep during that first scene, I will personally kill you. And you know I mean it.
Tom Cruise(Father)-Yeah, Yeah, yeah...you Hollywood folks are too much. I'm considering recasting you as a common folk if your
ego doesn't hog the stage.
Everyone else-Good job! Remember, first performance tomorrow night! And DON'T MISPEAK! PERIOD!!!
an "interesting" story. More is to come.
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Excerp from : "The Virus of Love"(Play)~~~Starring Esme Squalor, Ivan Larchymose, and Falo Tunco, (That famouse Italian Stage Actor!!!)
Act 2, Scene 10: The End of the Romance
Liza: Oh what are we to do!
Father: All you can do is wait for the virus to eat YOU alive!!!
Priest: That is right! You shall pay for your sins!
(Church Bells Ring*
Priest: Our time is near! Bring the gaurds, to watch these companions DIE!!!
(Common Folk Cackle. Father, Priest, Ragedy Ann Doll, Drunk, and St. Peters all enter church, followed by common folk)
Liza:How ARE we supposed to untie these ropes!
Frank: KIDNAPPED!!! Thats what they did to Bobby!
Liza: What?
Frank: You remember the friends outside the city, before Bobby vanished.
Liza: Yes.
Frank: Our son was kidnapped by them!
Voice from Offstage: No they didn't!
Liza: Who's that?
Voice: Of whom you speak to? THE VIRUS HIMSELF!!!
(Virus comes out dressed in long long cloth, runs around cackling. Liza and Frank look scared.)
Virus: So now mister, I took Bobby, with this spell!!
Frank: NO!
Virus: Skippled and Quagmire, Cuffed in one hand, let this be END!!!
(Frank falls over dead. Ketchup packet squirts as he lands. Liza screams)
Virus: And the wife, the poor retched wife, who disowned her own parents! She has NOTHING! I ask you, wish you had died?
Wish you had agreed to kill yourself before vanity? Next time, think! (cackles)
Liza: (Calling to church)Forgive me! Don't make me a virus's victim!
Father: She calls to me! Oh lord, please forgive me!
(Kneels, begins to cry)
St. Peters: The Lord will protect Liza if she isn't evil!
Drunk: give 'baudelaires! That 'oughta cheer 'im up!
Raggedy Ann Doll: There there, now. Come, Let us pray for Liza.
Priest: YOU RESPECT EVIL!!! DIE!!!
(Lisa screams, as she falls to the ground dead)
Raggedy Ann Doll: The parent of the virus shall not be killed! I shall LIVE!!!
Common Folk: KILL THEM!!!
(Raggedy Ann Doll and Father are thrown out of the church, as they scream. The virus's cloth surrounds them.)
Virus: MORE!?!? (Smiles)
(Father dies instantly. Fake blood starts to come out of Raggedy Ann Doll's forehead, as she says her last words:)
Raggedy Ann Doll: WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! FORGIVE ME!!!
(Raggedy Ann Doll falls dead to the ground. The clock tower from town rings 3 times)
Virus: 3:00pm already! Thats my expiration!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
(Virus falls to the ground, and seemingly, vanishes, as all that remains is his cloth. However, he will really exit threw the
center trap door.)
(St. Peters and Priest exit church, followed by common folk, who mournfully walk across stage, now saddened by the deathes.)
Priest: Such a pity. They weren't entirely evil. Goes to show what a genetically created virus can kill.
St. Peters: It wasn't that virus that killed them. It was the Virus of Love.
(All nod in sadness, as they exit. As they leave, we see the narrator is behind the crowd. He sits on the church steps)
Narrator: And so, the prophecy was fufilled. The creator of the virus was killed by it. Such a pity indeed. But why weep for
this fictional story, when there is so much you can weep for in your worlds today? So much of it you weep for is caused by
the virus of love. Love between your family, as orphans die in fires. Love between friends, as orphans' friends are kidnapped,
who are also orphans, and love between a soul mate, as an author's true love dies in a fire, or so he thinks. One can never know
with the Virus of Love!!!
(Narrator bows his head with sadness, as the curtain falls. The paid audience (Or not entirely. Some of my companions will be
watching) will applaud for exactly 30 seconds. By then, it should start to die down. Curtain call will begin, and the applause
will then continue for another minute or two.)
Fin.
Notes(As of dress rehersal):
Ivan(Frank)-Do be careful with the eye contact. We don't want people to see your eye.
Esme(Liza)-Fabulous Darling! What do you say, Cafe Salmonella at 2:00?
Me(Narrator)-We all did great, but I did the best.
Quigley(Bobby)-If you dare to make a peep during that first scene, I will personally kill you. And you know I mean it.
Tom Cruise(Father)-Yeah, Yeah, yeah...you Hollywood folks are too much. I'm considering recasting you as a common folk if your
ego doesn't hog the stage.
Everyone else-Good job! Remember, first performance tomorrow night! And DON'T MISPEAK! PERIOD!!!