NAME: Peeta
GOAL IN LIFE: Marry Katniss and have many many babies.
ENEMY: ...Gale. (Eye twitch)
REASON WHY I SOMETIMES COME HOME WITH A BLACK EYE: Katniss doesn't seem to like me showing up at her house asking if she wants to have babies…
Well, there you go. Me in a nutshell.
What do you want to talk about? Im new to this type of thing… I got a letter from Thalia asking me to take part in BBC2012 for some reason. Apparently she thinks im "Entertaining" because I seem like a "stalker". But whatever, I am SO not a stalker.
I mean, what's wrong with watching just ONE certain girl walk home every day. And, you know, like noting what she wears every day. What things she caught in the forest and when she makes phone calls to Haymitch to make sure hes not off killing puppies!
THAT IS NOT STALKING! (Right? Cause I don't like cops showing up at my door saying im a stalker…)
Its not like im tapping her phone line or anything! Or sneaking through her window at night to raid through her baby pictures! (She had the most adorable smile!) I did not just say that…
Well Thalia made all of the bloggers come to her place, Camp Half Blood (Scary as hell man). And were staying the night here to make sure were doing this blog ting right. Let me just tell you that this thing is scary. I mean….you wouldn't believe it, but, I think theres a centaur outside my door! Oh don't act like you wouldn't be scared if a half man half horse knocked at your door asking If you wanted some bacon!
(Yea…I would live some bacon. Thanks Chiron!...creepy.)
Did you know they stuck me in the Aphrodite cabin! The APHRODITE CABIN! It reeks of perfume and flowers in here…please help.
Oh wait…here comes Katniss. Oh yes. Beautiful.
Hmmm…what the hell is she carrying?
Oh, that is a huge dog following her. What does the collar say? Mrs. O'Leary? Weird.
OH no. OH HELL NO!
GALE GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN! SHES MINE YOU BULL HEADED FRE-….thats not Gale.
Sure looks like him… Percy Jackson? OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
(Me: OHHHHH KATNISS! I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
Katniss: Fine, make it quick Bakery Boy.
Me: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Katniss:….outside.
Me: WITH WHO!
Katniss:…Percy.
Me: MMMHMMM.
Katniss: Were not dating Peeta, and were never going to. Stop acting like im your husband or something…
ME: AND THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL!
Katniss: Bye Peeta.
Me: OH HELL NO!)
Welll…I bombed. Happy America and beyond! Are you happy?
Groan. I think Im going to go drown myself.
BAKERY BOY OUT!
Emodude389:
Chill out dude.
Wisegirl8756:
WHERE? WHO? YOU BEEN WERE WHERE? WITH WHO? MMMMMM FOR REAL? OH REALLY? THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL?
SeaweedBrain789:
ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS. ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS. WHY YOU ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS? MAKING STATEMENTS. ASSUMING?
Wisegirl8756:
MMM WERE YOU BEEN? HO- HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND? YEA I TRUST YOU, NOW UNLOCK OUR PHONE. OOOHHH NO, WHO IS THIS HOE!
12GIRLONFIRE12:
Im so confused…