Forgive the grammar, english is my second language and i'm not that good with it.

This is clearly an amateur's doing so don't expect anything from me, i might kill and crush your hopes.

So enjoy reading.

Disclaimer: My mother says i don't, so no...I don't own Gintama. Not happening even if I die.

'KAGURA-CHAN! GET UP! BREAKFAST IS READY!' Shinpachi yelled.

No anwer…

'KAGURA?! GET OUT OF THERE YOU BRAT?! WE HAVE WORK TODAY?!' it was Gintoki's turn this time to call the girl.

Still no answer…

'Matteku…she had been sleeping a lot these days…" Gintoki said in annoyance. Shinpachi just sighed and gave a little shrug as he put Kagura's share of breakfast in her bowl.

'It's not like we can stop her, she's a growing girl Gin-san. She's in that age.'

'And I wonder about you Pattsuan…'

'Hey! Don't point it at me!'

Both continued eating but suddenly stopped betwening bites after hearing a loud thud. They turned their attention to the Yato girl, her upper body sprawled on the ground while the lower half still tucked inside the closet.

'Damn it.' they heard her mutter curses under her breathe.

Both men just stared for awhile and then resumes eating their food while Kagura tried to push herself up and fought with gravity. Then she heads to the bathroom to wash her face and change her clothes.

Inside, she stared at her figure., a dark shadow looming just above her eyes. 'Shit. Just when did these things started growing?' She said as she eyes her D-cup chest, from plains she she went to mountains in just a span of 2 years, not that she had anyone to blame, Yatos tend to develope rapidly than humans when they're in that puberty stage as the earthlings call it.

She recalled back then when she would stuff oranges in her shirt to make her breasts bigger and how she envied that annoying stalker of Gin-chan and the Yoshiwara courtesan for being well-endowed…she realized then that having large racks isn't that easy.

She changed to her casual red qipao and surprisingly found it hard to get inside the clothes. After a few twist and tugs she finally got the thing on. It hugged her body and it had outlined every curve very nicely, so much to her dismay, anytime the thing might rip off. When was the last time she wore this qipao anyway? Desperately trying to recall the last time she was able to slip inside the dress effortless…

Oh yeah. That was 3 months ago. Fuck.

'Yato puberty is a pain in the ass.' She grumbled.

Her hair grew until it reached her waist, she still had her buns but she let the rest cascade behind her back giving her a more mature look. She got out of the bathroom and joined the two men while still fumbling with the qipao's slit that almost reached her waist, she pushed it down every time it goes up.

'Fucking clothes. Fucking puberty. Fucking shinpa-…'

'Kagura-chan, do not swear in front of the food.' Shinpachi calmly scolded the Yato but was a bit rather annoyed since he did hear her about to say his name. He wonders what he did to the girl for his name to even come out of her mouth with a curse attached. Is his name that insignificant he's reduced just to being called megane?

She ate, but only a few bites then heads out. The two men were shocked, the young yato never leaves food behind! Especially rice! She only ate about three spoonfuls and drank a sip of miso soup before leaving for the door.

'O-oi…Kagura…aren't you going to finish your food?' Gintoki nervously asked.

'No…' was her reply.

'Eh?! Why not?! Did something happen? Did you catch a cold?' Gintoki panicked.

'Gin-san that last phrase is totally irrelevant for Kagura's lack of appetite…' Shinpachi added. 'What's the matter Kagura-chan? Are you not feeling well?'

'I'm fine, I just need to go out.'

'Where are you going? And Why?'

'I need to shop for clothes.'

'C-clothes?...Why would you shop for clothes?!…' Gintoki stammered in anxiety. Kagura's lack of appetite could only mean bad news that indicate there's something going on. Yato Kagura does not refuse to eat for no reason, unless she's already done eating, and that's it. If anything is happening or is going to happen to his daughter, he would totally answer to that baldy. And why was she going out to by clothes? She's not going to buy for a date is she? Is she trying to look pretty for someone? Oi! You xenophobes of parenting?! Speak to me!? Why is my daughter acting this way?!

'Gin-chan…how do I get rid of this and this too?' She asked with a bored look as she pressed her hands on her chest and turned a bit to cup her bum.

'What the hell are you groping Kagura?! Don't do that in front of men?!…'

'You mean an old diabetic man and a glasses stand?'

'HEY?!' Both reacted at the insults at the same time.

'Kagura-chan…what do you mean by that?' Shinpachi asked sweat dripping in his forehead to his neck, Gintoki doing the same. They didn't know what to say.

'Whatever. You idiots are of no use.' Then she left.

Gintoki and Shinpachi stared at each other. Both resumes eating again. 'Ne pattsuan…did you notice.'

'Notice what gin-san?'

'Did Kagura grew taller?'

'I suppose…she's taller than Aneue the last time I saw them together.' The conversation returned to its normal flow, but somehow the silverhead samurai was trying to point out something from his questions. Like he was recalling when was the last time he took a dump.

'Ne pattsuan…did you notice…'

'What is it Gin-san?'

'Did Kagura's hair grew longer?'

'I think so…'

'Ne pattsuan…since when did Kagura start growing those things on her chest?'

'I don't know Gin-san…I didn't notice. Why are you even asking these things again?'

'Oi Shinpachi, how old is Kagura again?' Gintoki's voice shook a bit in tension and panic.

'Well, she's already 16…don't tell me you forgot that we just celebrated her birthday a week ago? Why?'

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SILENCE

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'Gin-san…what's wrong?'

'The last time I checked she was 14…I'm sure of it. And all I saw was plains.'

'That last time was 2 years ago and besides, she's a Yato, an Amanto, surely you knew that they are different from us in many ways. She just went through puberty that's all. Although hers occurred a bit late, but it manifested pretty quickly ' He narrowed his eyes at his lazy boss.

'ne pattsuan—…'

'Shinpachi is fine…' His tone tired of correcting Gintoki and his continues whining.

'Patchy…Does this mean Kagura's not a brat anymore? That our daughter's already grown up?' Gintoki said with tears near to spill.

' WAIT A SEC! WHY IS SHE OUR DAUGHTER?!' Glasses boy yells at the older one.

Shinpachi sighs in hopelessness for Gintoki and his inability to refrain calling him names. 'People grow up and start developing in weird places all the time, physical aspects to be specific, but in terms of mentality only a few manage to change. This thing is normal.'

'Yes I agree…' He said while scanning shinpachi from head to toe with his thumb and index finger on his chin, wondering why plain old glasses is still plain old glasses.

'Why are you looking at me?!' He yells. 'Moreover, don't worry about Kagura-chan she'll be fine.'

'Right right…' he said in a shaky voice. 'It's not like she'll attract weird idiots and stinking green giants with giant d*cks while wearing f*cking shades, or any living thing that is associated with the words creep and stalkers due to the growth spurt occurring in weird places. Right?'

'She's a strong girl gin-san. Anyone that dares to try move on her will be crushed to dust. It's not like there's anyone who stand a chance with her if they try to do something to her.'

Gintoki breathed with relief. Shinpachi is right, he shouldn't worry too much or else he will really go bald. Being a father is such a hard job. So now that his qualms are gone he resumes picking his nose and settled down on the couch comfortably as he reached for his jump.

Shinpachi cleared the small table between the twin couches. While washing the dishes, his thoughts began to wander. Gin-san's paternal instincts are finally kicking in huh? That's quite a surprise. And he thought he was the only one who was worrying. He noticed Kagura's sudden growth and panicked too, but after doing a little research he was finally able to calm himself.

He found out that Amantos such as Kagura's kind experience puberty later than the normal human, but the time it takes for one to be fully developed is about 2 to 3 years only or maybe even less. Not that he was complaining, but he was a bit envious of the girl, even if he was past this and was in the finishing stage he barely developed anything in anywhere his body. Even his glasses didn't change prescriptions! The only thing that did grow was his hair, everything's still the same, but the worst part was it was the hair in 'This' and 'that' place, and it was rapidly growing. He was beginning to worry for his character, but decided not to, for the worse might happen. He might go bald, like Gin-san (if he loses it), and Umibozou.

Worrying does not do anyone good.

Gintoki stared at his JUMP not even reading a single line inside the dialogue boxes. He was thinking of Kagura. The fears that a parent might face for his child is far more greater than getting your test results handed to you by your terror of a teacher who has a mole on her face and nose hair sticking out, and the result determining your fate if you will be able to go to lalaland or spend the rest of your summer vacation in the girl's restroom accompanied by a mop and a toothbrush, doomed to annihilate terrible molds.

Yes, being a parent is not easy. (Author: But it's not like you're really doing your job as a parent seriously. What part of playing pachinko and gambling is considered parenting you bastard.)

Uresai Baka Chosa?! Stop including yourself in this fic!?

(Author: I could say the same to you. This is an OkiKagu fic, why are you making yourself the main character here you bastard?)

Because I am Gin-san and Gin-san is the main character, and main characters deserve a lot of screen time Baka Chosa! If you had plan this to be an OkiKagu fic why are you wasting your time here with me anyway?

(Author: *suddenly realizes*...Ah! You're right. Then, i shall take my leave.)

Oi?! You can't leave me here! I want my screen time?! Where are you going?!

(Author: To the real main characters of this fic...)

Who?

(Author: It's Okita-san and Kagura...who else?)

Why is my daughter is going to be paired with sofa-kun?!

(Author: It's Souchirou-kun Gin-san...)

Chigauu?! It's Soda-kun?! Why are you pairing her with that sadist anyway?!

(Author: Sometimes i wonder if it's really you or your stupidity that i fell in love with...*sighs* Apparently, this is an OkiKagu fic Gin-san. You can look above to confirm it yourself. Besides, he's the only that can match up to her strength, the perfect dynamic couple. This fandom is filled with them, so it's no surprise as to why I am pairing them together)

Why didn't anyone tell me this?! How could I completely forget about that bishie?!

(Author: I couldn't care less about your rants. Now before we spend the whole page here I really need to work on your daughter and Soda-kun, so i'll be leaving.)

Wait?!...My screen ti-...

I am deeply sorry Gin-san, but this is an OkiKagu fic. (-_-) As much as I want to give you what you want, it's impossible at this moment since my head is occupied with the top pair in this fandom.

This isn't my first OkiKagu fic, since i deleted the previous one here in FF, so this is obviously my second attempt, i hope i receive enough love, support and violent reactions in order to know if i should or should not continue this.

Updates depends on the reader's reviews. If i receive any feedbacks, good or bad...i shall do my best.

Please review. I'll beg. On the floor. On fours. If that's what i need to do...I'd even cry a river and give you my best underwear.