For those of you who don't know, this is the sequel to my first ever fanfic, Pillow, though you probably don't need to read it. At the beginning this appears to have very little to with Pillow, but it does! -nods- Without reading Pillow, the humor may seem very weird instead of just weird, so I do suggest reading it.
This about the chibis, and what happened when they were released.
Incase you can't tell, I'll name who the chibis are at the end of this chapter.
Disclaimer: Trust me, if Furuba was mine Haru would be the main character and Hatori would be emo. Yay! Anyway, not mine.
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Pillow 2: The Chibis Strike Back"I appreciate your offer, Aki-chan, but I already have a date. Three of them, actually."
Black, White and KittyKyo glanced at their precious Yu-chan. He was on the phone to Aki-chan again. That damn drag queen kept calling him.
"No, I'm sure they would notice my absence…"
Their poor Yu-chan. Suffering Aki-chan's pathetic persuasion powers like that.
"Aki-chan! That's just wrong!"
Their poor Yu-chan. Having to listen to Aki-chan's various dirty thoughts.
"No! We can't have a baby! You're not a woman!"
Having had enough, KittyKyo took the phone off of Yu-chan. "I'm sorry, Aki-chan, but Yu-chan is our date and we'd be very, very upset without him. I don't think White would survive!"
White nodded and grabbed Yu-chan by the wrist, "C'mon! The Great God Ayame needs to talk to us!"
"Right! We're going to be late because of that lady-boy. Just hang up, Kitty!"
On Black's command KittyKyo hung up. "I was very, very polite, wasn't I?"
"Yes you were! And you saved me! I swear he thinks he's a woman…"
The four chibis shuddered. Just the thought of Aki-chan, with her blonde, curly wig, over-done make-up and Marilyn Monroe-style dress, was enough to give small children nightmares.
"We really, really should be going. Right?"
The other chibis nodded in reply and they left for The Great God Ayame's house.
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"Hi-chan, I think… maybe… we should be… going?" Little Chibi Kisa stood in the doorway to Hi-chan's room. Her name was really long, so everyone called her Ki-chan.
"You're right. Does this make my butt look big?" Hi-chan stood up, and wriggled his behind in Ki-chan's direction. Hi-chan's real name was "Chan" which was really short, not to mention stupid, so everyone called him Hi-chan.
"Of… of course not… silly!" Ki-chan giggled at her boyfriend's antics.
"You're right again, slimming jeans would never make a butt look big," He took Ki-chan's hand and dragged her out the building, towards The Great God Ayame's house.
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"Der-rick! We've got to go!" Toh-chan stood in the kitchen with her hands on her hips, waiting rather impatiently.
"One minute…"
"The potatoes will be here when you get back! Geez!"
"What's the rush?" Derrick continued staring at the potatoes on the kitchen counter, every now and then muttering "fabulous" or "breath-taking".
"There's gunna be GAY GUYS there! Gay guys!"
"Gay men can wait. Besides, you've hung around with plenty of gay men before."
"Der-rick! You've stared at plenty of potatoes before!"
"Fine, fine. Let me grab my coat."
And they left, off to The Great God Ayame's house.
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"Oh, I'm sorry Breakfast Bowl-san! I'm sorry! I don't deserve to live, after hurting you so! But I can't punish myself just yet; I have Ayame-sama to see! Sorry, Bowl-san!"
Ritchan-chan dashed around his house, still apologising to a bowl he placed down on the table too forcefully. Ritchan-chan lived alone because he was a monk from the Ayame-sama's temple. Monks from there had to live completely alone as Ayame-sama was to be their only love.
Luckily, even if Ritchan-chan lived in a house full of extremely hot, naked Ayame-a-likes he would still not be tempted. Okay, he would be tempted, but he would not act on his urges.
Ritchan-chan finally finished getting ready to see his beloved Ayame-sama. He stood, looked in the mirror, and whined about looking like a woman.
Finally, he dashed out the door. He slammed it shut and apologised for doing so all at once and skipped down he road, off to his beloved Ayame-sama's house.
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Gura-chan eyed Rinn nervously. Her outfit of choice today was a PVC short-short and bikini top set, matched with a leather jacket made from a cow named Pickle. Rinn's outfits never lost their shock-factor. They should've done by now. Gura-chan had seen this one about 7 times before, many of them at social occasions just as important as this one.
"Gura-chan, you never cease to amaze me!"
"What?"
"That outfit! What do you think we're going to, Tartfest '06?"
Gura-chan looked down at herself. She was in jeans (full length, bootleg, blue denim) and a T-shirt (baby blue, fitted). She looked at what Rinn was wearing. "Oh, I… thought it was a bit much, shall I go change?"
Rinn shook her head. "A bit late for that now. Just… urgh… forget it!"
Gura-chan bit her lip. She knew she shouldn't have worn a fitted top. Rinn would never forgive her.
Rinn stormed out, and Gura-chan followed at a run. Off they went to, you guessed it, The Great God Ayame's house.
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"Koo-chan, do I look fabulous?"
Kurri-chan shook his head at Aki-chan, "Please don't call me "Koo-chan"! And anyway, what does how you look matter? It's only a meeting,"
"Of course I can call you Koo-chan, and of course how I look matters. Yu-chan will be there! Yu-chan and I are having a baby, you know?"
Kurri-chan sighed. "You look okay, can we leave now?"
Aki-chan shook his head in the mirror and began to fiddle with his sequined dress again.
"Aki-chan, you look fine!"
"I just want to look special for Yu-chan…"
Kurri-chan resisted growling, slamming Aki-chan against the wall or any of the other temptations he often got when around the drag queen. Instead, he smiled sweetly and said that Yu-chan would not be able to resist him.
Aki-chan grinned and skipped out of the house. Kurri-chan rolled his eyes and followed.
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"Ha-chan! How're you? I haven't seen you all morning!"
Ha-chan grinned. "Shi-chan! I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine! How are you?"
"Brilliant! A-chan is calling for us, though."
"Ohh," Ha-chan let go of Shi-chan and took his hand, "Ayame-san is scary, scary, scary!"
"I know, but isn't he HAWT?"
Ha-chan giggled and nodded, "He's very preedy, preedy, preedy!"
Shi-chan led his best friend towards A-chan's parlour. Once there, he knocked on the door and waited.
"Enter."
"A-chan, baby!"
"Shi-chan! Don't call him that!" whispered a fearful Ha-chan, then he turned to Ayame-san himself, "Good morning, Ayame-san. Can we be of service?"
"You better be of service," Ayame-san scowled, "Or else I will feed you to the Gura-chan. Everybody knows she'll eat anything."
Ha-chan trembled. "What can we get you?"
"Bring me… the plan!"
"I'll get it!" yelled Shi-chan and ran off.
"Forgive my friend, Ayame-san. Occasionally he can be of use…"
"Do not worry, Ha-chan. Soon everybody will be of use! Muahahahahahaha!"
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That's the end of chapter 1.
Oh yeah… KittyKyo is Kyo's chibi, Yu-chan is Yuki's, White and Black are Haru's, Hi-chan is Hiro's, Ki-chan is Kisa's, Toh-chan is Tohru's, Derrick is Momiji's, Ritchan-chan is Ritsu's, Aki-chan is Akito's, Kurri-chan is Kureno's, Rinn is Rin's, Gura-chan is Kagura's, Ha-chan is Hatori's, Shi-chan is Shigures and The Great God Ayame is Ayame's chibi. Okay?
The chibis are like a part of the person's personality that was either very prominent or not at all, depending on whether they listened to the little voice in their head.
Next chapter: Find out Ayame's evil plan, listen to more people insulting Gura-chan and see the chaos in the real world since the chibis left their (for lack of a better word) owners.
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